Does Mistletoe Expire?

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I'm pretty sure it doesn't because it's an evergreen. Ask me how I know.

Turns out that actually it's not weird at all that I'm still carrying it around and trying it to hang it over places I'll probably meet somebody. Or that I hang over my head in front of me a few feet by attaching it to a string and attaching that string to a pole on my back. It's still in season because it's never out of season! Quitters give up on using this smoochweed right after Christmas is over. But that's great! More for me! I go dumpster diving after Christmas and I just keep hitting paydirt from all of the chumps that throw away perfctly good mistletoe. Lol. Suckers! Not only is it an evergreen but it's not like you get a limited number of kisses out of it. Life hacked!

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:19

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

christmas tree dried out? use the wood to carve a walking stick or cane!!!

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:21

alexandriao

mistletoe explodes when it goes off i thought everyone knows that

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

drop ur mistletoe in a vat of cider, if the berries sink it's time to refresh.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:31

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alexandriao posted:

mistletoe explodes when it goes off i thought everyone knows that

Handle w/care :biglips:

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:51

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You can check if mistletoe expires by sharpening it and then stabbing Baldur. If he's not dead, it's definitely expired and should be replaced.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:29

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Well what about my TOW missile?

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# ? Dec 30, 2019 20:46

nut

no but if u use it on not yule u gotta kiss the bum lol

# ? Dec 30, 2019 20:56

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nut posted:

no but if u use it on not yule u gotta kiss the bum lol

Sounds like an upgrade

# ? Dec 30, 2019 21:55

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# ? Dec 31, 2019 05:38

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Mr. Dick posted:

What's in your wallet?

This guy gets it.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 05:44

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

why don�t you just check the date on the can :confused:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:00

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Heather Papps posted:

drop ur mistletoe in a vat of cider, if the berries sink it's time to refresh.

okay ive just poured out all my bad cider, but what about the mistletoe?

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# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:17

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Nosfereefer posted:

okay ive just poured out all my bad cider, but what about the mistletoe?

you crush it into a fine paste, all of it including the stem. This is used for next year's cider mash. I'm pretty sure it's actually poisonous so don't do it

pixaal fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Dec 31, 2019

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