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james always rubbed his hands together like he had some sinister plan. later i learned that flies do that not because they are hatching any particular scheme, but because they are biologically designed to worship beezlebub, dark lord of zoological lies
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Eyyyyyy I’m lookin for a wake heayahh. Is dis da one for Jimmy “The Fly” Gabagool? No? Eyyyyy fuggedaboutit I’ll try down da hall. Yous all have a nice time. Eyyyyyy
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Jan 7, 2020 14:25
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He was *sniff* pretty fly *sniff* for a fly guy
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Jan 7, 2020 15:30
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*looks over casket Hmmm that's odd what's he have clenched in his fist?
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Jan 7, 2020 15:41
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We called James a bottle fly, even though he wasn't shiny or green. It - heh - it was a bit of a running joke. Good ol' Happy Hour James, everyone's favorite bottle fly. ... Don't seem so funny now, that. I - I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't. It's our fault. It's our drat fault! Mine, yeah, and yours too! We all knew he was hurting, we knew it, and we played it off like it was no big thing!
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Jan 7, 2020 15:56
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Say what you want about ol' Jimmy but he always made sure to throw up on his poo poo before eating it, like a good boy.
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Jan 7, 2020 16:01
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Fly, oh fly! Why did you die? Was it a swat or a spray That took you away? The sting of a wasp Or the bite of a frog Or poisoned by poo Left by the dog? Your buzz now silent Compound eyes do not see Upside-down on the sill Rest In Peace, mon ami.
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Jan 7, 2020 16:02
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He *sniffle* really ate rear end. Basically invented it! And he taught us all... Poor old James the fly couldn't wait for the poo poo to come out. I'm sure he's up there, smiling down on us now...
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Jan 7, 2020 16:04
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Fly, oh fly! That was really beautiful. James would have loved it.
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Jan 7, 2020 16:13
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Literally A Person posted:That was really beautiful. James would have loved it. Thanks, it’s the least I could do for ol’ James. Say, you think it’s too soon to ask his wife out for coffee?
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Jan 7, 2020 16:28
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Thanks, it’s the least I could do for ol’ James. The rule is two weeks, dude. Have some respect.
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Jan 7, 2020 16:32
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Every now and then the wind blows and it seems to say James the Fly (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 2, 2023 03:07
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Literally A Person posted:Every now and then the wind blows and it seems to say James the Fly Thank you Seth
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Jul 9, 2023 18:25
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The grieving process can take everyone a different amount of time. It's important to be sensitive about topics like this, especially when we're dealing with such a loss.
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I’m shocked, he didn’t seem insecticidal.
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