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In South Florida it will be getting insanely cold. Like 30s cold, that's right. That means our cold blooded reptile friends will be falling out of trees. Please discuss tips and tricks to warm them up and get them moving again. A friend is gonna put them in various neighbor's garages and unlocked cars but that just seems sadistic. https://www.facebook.com/flyingrobotmedia/photos/a.1005312392884383/2720073938074878/?type=3&theater gluehuffer69 fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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Jan 22, 2020 02:59
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tonight iguanas are falling outta trees somewhere in this town
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Jan 22, 2020 03:07
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like a million sea birds died on the west coast cause its too hot for the plankton for the fish or something and the fish they eat are all dead so can we ship some of that heat that a way????
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Jan 22, 2020 03:09
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There was a cold wind blowing that night. It was one of those cold dry Iguana Droppers that come down the coast and curl your hair and drop iguanas in your hair and just iguanas everywhere, iguanas all up in your poo poo.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:30
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gluehuffer69 posted:In South Florida it will be getting insanely cold. Like 30s cold, that's right. 
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Jan 22, 2020 03:32
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Just snuggle with them
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Jan 22, 2020 03:35
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Florida: our lizards can't stay up.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:38
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you'll need a poo poo-ton of electric blankets and extension cords
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Jan 22, 2020 03:53
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One of the least morally acceptable ways would be to gently caress the iguana. yet you can't deny that it would be effective
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Jan 22, 2020 03:56
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I had a Cuban rock iguana (unfucked, just to be clear) when young. She was extremely chill and enjoyed being pet. gave her away eventually to a guy who ran some kind of lizard nursery for a living (probably hosed her, I'm sorry to say)
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Jan 22, 2020 03:59
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If it was a nursery, he was probably a mod
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Jan 22, 2020 04:22
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You shouldn't gently caress iguanas ):
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Jan 22, 2020 04:24
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Koalas turning into coal, iguanas falling outta trees, these are truly the last days
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Jan 22, 2020 04:24
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Nooner posted:You shouldn't gently caress iguanas ): I agree with this. In this case, the ends (getting an iguana to move around again) do not justify the means (loving an iguana). Nonetheless, such means (loving an iguana) do exist.
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Jan 22, 2020 04:26
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I had a friend in college that had an iguana at his dorm it was a tiny little guy with a huge long tail and he would whip the poo poo outta you with it if you tried to pick him up. Later he traded it to some guy he met at the pet store for a bigass motherfucker that was like body size of a small dog also with a long tail so fucker must have been like 3-4' long that was super chill and he let it just cruise around the dorm room free-range which was cool but I have no idea how his roommates were chill with that cause like wtf lizard germs all over the house not okay
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Jan 22, 2020 04:28
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gluehuffer69 posted:Please discuss tips and tricks to warm them up and get them moving again.
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Jan 22, 2020 04:28
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Nooner posted:I had a friend in college that had an iguana at his dorm it was a tiny little guy with a huge long tail and he would whip the poo poo outta you with it if you tried to pick him up. Later he traded it to some guy he met at the pet store for a bigass motherfucker that was like body size of a small dog also with a long tail so fucker must have been like 3-4' long that was super chill and he let it just cruise around the dorm room free-range which was cool but I have no idea how his roommates were chill with that cause like wtf lizard germs all over the house not okay I let the iguana I had free-roam more or less, just washed my hands after handling ofc. Anyways yeah green iguanas are little fuckers. I heard that rock iguanas are chill because they do not have natural predators in their habitat. idk how true that is
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Jan 22, 2020 04:30
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Let them die OP, they aren't supposed to be Florida wildlife to begin with!
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Jan 22, 2020 04:31
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Let them die OP, they aren't supposed to be Florida wildlife to begin with!
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Jan 22, 2020 04:42
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Let them die OP, they aren't supposed to be Florida wildlife to begin with! The same can be said of the residents
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Jan 22, 2020 04:50
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Seems like the choice must be made between loving them and letting them die. A dilemma worthy of the greatest minds
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Jan 22, 2020 04:52
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Milo and POTUS posted:The same can be said of the residents
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Jan 22, 2020 04:53
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Posters Delight posted:Seems like the choice must be made between loving them and letting them die. A dilemma worthy of the greatest minds Surely there is some middle ground we can all agree on here. Take the Iguanas on a romantic date, let the candlelight warm them up, then dump them back outside.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:03
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Posters Delight posted:Seems like the choice must be made between loving them and letting them die. A dilemma worthy of the greatest minds what if you stop at third base as a compromise
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Jan 22, 2020 05:03
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Robo Reagan posted:what if you stop at third base as a compromise Rudeboy Detective posted:Surely there is some middle ground we can all agree on here. Quit it with this centrist whataboutism. Final warning
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Jan 22, 2020 05:05
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Posters Delight posted:Quit it with this centrist whataboutism. Final warning No. You see, America is too darn polarized to respond to any crisis properly, even iceguanas. If we're going to come together as a nation and stimulate our politics back into action then we must learn to compromise. Third base compromise.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:07
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My uncle's rear end in a top hat terrier is going to have a goddamn field day when she sees paralyzed cold iguanas, she loving hates those things. Bad luck, iguanas.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:11
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BAD DOG!
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Jan 22, 2020 05:13
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Someone needs to stop the rear end in a top hat dog from eating the iguanas. To be fair, I always thought those things would be good eating (and indeed sometimes are eaten). My iguana's legs and tail were dummy thicc
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Jan 22, 2020 05:15
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To be fair, Florida is not iguana's natural range. The green iguana population in Florida all probably came from people releasing pets. But that doesn't mean I'm happy about them passing out or dying from the cold. 
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Jan 22, 2020 06:19
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Apparently the green iguana population in Florida is bad enough that they are trying to exterminate them.  https://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/fl-reg-south-florida-iguana-invasive-damage-20180618-story.html
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Jan 22, 2020 06:23
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the libs still complaining about climate change even though it keeps making things better!
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Jan 22, 2020 06:27
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Dying of the cold is probably one of the more pleasant ways for a cold blooded critter to go out.
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Jan 22, 2020 07:21
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Ive saw two on the ground this morning. Hopefully they warm up soon. They didnt looked sexually molested so thats a good thing. I know they arent native but who cares. Ecosystems are constantly changing and they mostly eat leaves flowers n poo poo. They are cool to look at too. Better than whatever dumb bird or whatever it might outcompete.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:19
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Besides descendants of released pets, a large part of the population is attributed to a big reptile breeding farm that got destroyed in hurricane andrew and they just thrive here. I welcome immigrants and ex pets/slaves in my state.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:22
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