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Parental love is a form of Stockholm Syndrome.
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Feb 14, 2020 08:57
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Parental love is a form of Stockholm Syndrome. 
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Feb 14, 2020 17:17
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https://i.imgur.com/ll7imNr.mp4 make sure sound is on
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Feb 14, 2020 17:58
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Parental love is a form of Stockholm Syndrome. Lol so goony I’m surprised you didn’t also include 
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Feb 14, 2020 18:12
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If a kid tried to take me hostage i'd overpower them with my adult strength lmao
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Feb 14, 2020 18:37
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Icochet posted:If a kid tried to take me hostage i'd overpower them with my adult strength lmao What if they had a gun?
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Feb 14, 2020 18:54
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Kids can't buy guns
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Feb 14, 2020 19:18
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Icochet posted:Kids can't buy guns Yet. We're working on that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFZTRBoZGY&t=3s
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Feb 14, 2020 19:21
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How many toddlers could you beat up if they ganged up on you? Assume no weapons or armor.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:21
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kecske posted:my experience of having kids can be summarised as 'why wont you go the gently caress to SLEEP!?' Way back, but yeah, this is it. I just want an hour to myself, yo.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:49
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ITT: kid-cucked parents who didn't even have the decency to choose adoption, share their miserable life choices with us and expect pity. Having a child is an act of pure narcissism.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:53
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Fleetwood Crack posted:ITT: kid-cucked parents share their miserable life choices with us and expect pity. i can spare a moment of pity on my way to spending my time and money on poo poo i actually want
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Feb 15, 2020 00:54
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Robo Reagan posted:i can spare a moment of pity on my way to spending my time and money on poo poo i actually want  
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Feb 15, 2020 00:56
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I have no money or kids I'm basically just depressed and the parts of my brain that want things shut down long ago.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:06
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Motherfucker posted:I have no money or kids I'm basically just depressed and the parts of my brain that want things shut down long ago. If it makes you feel any better I have money and no kids and 
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Feb 15, 2020 01:14
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Fleetwood Crack posted:haha yeah. more like doing whatever i want whenever i want and babysitting for friends who poo poo out kids after HS and need a break but alright
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Feb 15, 2020 01:31
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After my hysterectomy I felt a little weird about realizing that it's final; I could truly, honestly, 100% never have my own kids (even though I never wanted any in the first place, at least not genetically, since my genes are poo poo and passing on my health conditions would be legitimately cruel). Now I've come to terms with it and realized that it means a lifetime of peace and quiet with my SO and pets and a DINK lifestyle coupled with no pregnancy scares ever again. Oh no, such sorrow. Somehow, I think I'll pull through. 
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Feb 15, 2020 01:37
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Motherfucker posted:I have no money or kids I'm basically just depressed and the parts of my brain that want things shut down long ago.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:42
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I wanted to play video game on the big tv but the kid is instead and also the other kid wants me to take her to a school thing so basically my night is hosed.
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Feb 15, 2020 02:35
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Antivehicular posted:I understand all these words, but not what this sentence means
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Feb 15, 2020 02:36
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Also, they only want to play poo poo board games like Dungeon! and refuse to learn Magic the Gathering.
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Feb 15, 2020 02:43
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They love Frozen, when clearly Tangled is the superior princess movie.
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Feb 15, 2020 02:52
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you don't honestly expect me to give up the things i love for them? if i want to go out and get hammered once, twice, perhaps three times a week that's my business. being a parent isn't a prison sentence!
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Feb 15, 2020 03:29
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Pitdragon posted:you don't honestly expect me to give up the things i love for them? if i want to go out and get hammered once, twice, perhaps three times a week that's my business. being a parent isn't a prison sentence!
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Feb 15, 2020 04:04
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Pitdragon posted:you don't honestly expect me to give up the things i love for them? if i want to go out and get hammered once, twice, perhaps three times a week that's my business. being a parent isn't a prison sentence! Just take them with you. Lol if you didn’t grow up in a bar
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Feb 15, 2020 04:57
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opie posted:Also, they only want to play poo poo board games like Dungeon! and refuse to learn Magic the Gathering. lol if you don’t troll your kid with mill decks
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Feb 15, 2020 05:03
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Extra Large Marge posted:They love Frozen, when clearly Tangled is the superior princess movie. My daughter loves all the sequels to Jaws.
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Feb 23, 2020 12:27
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Brainworm posted:My daughter loves all the sequels to Jaws. My wife thinks Jaws 2 and 4 are better than Jaws 1 (at least she acknowledges that 3 is absolutely wretched....I'll take what I can get)
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Feb 23, 2020 12:32
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haha the ol ball and chain am i right fellas
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Feb 26, 2020 04:59
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Guarantee this person's child(ren) will be living with him/her well into their 40s. I mean that's already a given since there sure af isn't anywhere they can afford to move out to
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Feb 27, 2020 12:25
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Obsidianheart posted:I just want an hour to myself, yo. I have made peace with the knowledge that I will never complete the witcher 3 but instead will hone my skills in reflex-catching airborne poops
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