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if I have to listen to how Greg's wife let's him go play golf every day while I'm elbow deep in poo poo and ankle deep in piss encircled by ever multiplying shrieking offspring in a sleepless nightmare once more I may well consider having a mouthful of that beer that's been sitting opened in the fridge for two months.
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Who fuckin cares
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Feb 13, 2020 10:29
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they can buy their own food
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Feb 13, 2020 10:48
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Don't worry OP, they'll remember this and do the same for you when you need elderly care.
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Feb 13, 2020 10:58
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Don't worry OP, they'll remember this and do the same for you when you need elderly care.
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Don't worry OP, they'll remember this and do the same for you when you need elderly care. my elderly care regime is as follows: Has age related frailty rendered me unable to wipe my own rear end? If no, continue as normal. If yes, bottle of vodka and a gun. just give your children some Phenergan, op. They will learn to fear and respect the bringer of sleep.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:15
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Ehh, I dunno, I want people to change my poo poo filled underpants right now as a 33 year old.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:16
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Relayer posted:Ehh, I dunno, I want people to change my poo poo filled underpants right now as a 33 year old.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:23
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Relayer posted:Who fuckin cares *checks post history, Relayer posted:Who fuckin cares
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Daikloktos posted:My sister and I traded off every Christmas who got to hang our set of ceramic Snow White Dwarfs, and as consolation they had to put the morning socks on the other's feet. I understand all these words, but not what this sentence means
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Feb 13, 2020 11:31
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Antivehicular posted:I understand all these words, but not what this sentence means I don't even know what a morning sock is, and that's a mere piece of the puzzle.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:33
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Just assume it's a fetish thing. If it's about feet and on the internet, that's a safe bet.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:35
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Children are worthless. Unless youre rich and need to create spite creatures to continue your bullshit...but that just makes you a oval office.
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I'm so glad me and the wife agreed that we're better off without kids. Now we just need to figure out how to break it to them.
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Feb 13, 2020 12:58
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Wutang-Yutani posted:let's
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Feb 13, 2020 13:38
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...but I sure would like to hang out with those Childfree people. They're the coolest.
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my experience of having kids can be summarised as 'why wont you go the gently caress to SLEEP!?'
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kecske posted:my experience of having kids can be summarised as 'why wont you go the gently caress to SLEEP!?' I was recently enough a child to know that it's something to do with 'going to sleep is boring, being awake is much more interesting'. Actually being able to go to sleep in a short period of time even when not tired is a skill you learn as you get older imo.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I don't even know what a morning sock is, and that's a mere piece of the puzzle. well you know what a pink sock is? it's like that crossed with morning wood
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Feb 13, 2020 14:18
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Maybe if this one focused more on math and less on musical theater that would give us something to be proud of
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Sure I love them, but I can’t really say that I like them all that much.
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I mean, they're cishet and that's up to them but personally I just don't see how they can be attracted to people like that.
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I love having kids, but, the only joys I have left in life is WWE PPV events, and the occasional bottle of Jack Daniels.
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My daughter is all of a sudden into K-Pop and I love her but goddamn
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The Dregs posted:My daughter is all of a sudden into K-Pop and I love her but goddamn BTS is loving everywhere. They are a black hole, sucking in teenage girls and money
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Icochet posted:...but I sure would like to hang out with those Childfree people. They're the coolest. as a person who has never wanted kids, i stay the hell away from people who latch onto the "childfree" label those people are misogynistic hateful weirdos
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I will father many children in hopes that one of them is the Antichrist, the chosen one who will end the world.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:22
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No kids for me. I have a father, and I never want to be like that.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:30
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Aw come on I'm sure you could make an excellent absentee father.
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YeahTubaMike posted:as a person who has never wanted kids, i stay the hell away from people who latch onto the "childfree" label I'm starting to understand my ex was particularly stupid and/or broken in hindsight.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:36
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How dare that stupid b-word not throw her family under the train and live free 
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Colonel Cancer posted:How dare that stupid b-word not throw her family under the train and live free I'm sure you had a point but you're an idiot too
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Colonel Cancer posted:Aw come on I'm sure you could make an excellent absentee father. Honestly, it might have been better if he wasn't there. I mean, I could just like, sire some heirs and then bounce. But I don't want to pay like child support and stuff.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:47
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I love my kids, but I only use them as a weapon against my ex wife.
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Feb 13, 2020 22:11
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Put the god drat cap back on the toothpaste
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Feb 13, 2020 22:27
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.. every night I wake up with small bite marks all over my arms.
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Jay_Zombie posted:I have a father Condolences.
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Burt Sexual posted:Put the god drat cap back on the toothpaste Get toothpaste with the cap attached lol
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i almost made a toothpaste cap thread a few weeks ago. we had a tube that would baffle and amaze. scientists would gaze on it in wonder, not yet able to understand what they were seeing. it was like the elephant man of toothpaste caps.
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