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Pip pip cheerio
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May 15, 2020 13:05
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Stand and deliver! By providence, this land is the under the charter of the Manhattan company! Mr. Aaron Burr will decide your fate!
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May 15, 2020 13:56
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I'm making GBS threads ma pants over here, pal!
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May 15, 2020 14:10
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who awl these brooklynites in this threhd actin like thayy gawn anywheyuh pas' massapequa? what, takin the old lady out to the hamptins? fishin trip in mawntawk?
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i remembuh the days of livin' out in brooklyn. met the whoife ouht theyuh. had a lil' place out near ahstoreeuh but awlways came to buhshwick to get cawfee wit her guhrlfrends. cawled me a jackass at the bodeyga down at broawdwhey an fayette. musta been like, twonty nine yeeuhs ahgo? lawng toime ago. sounds right. this june it'll be 30 years of mahhridge with that pissuh. luv her ta deth
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May 15, 2020 18:08
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Ayyyyy I'ma tryna sleep ova hurrrr
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May 15, 2020 18:10
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it really isn't that long tbh
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May 15, 2020 18:31
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Is this thread awesome or what!? NO! NO IT IS NOT! FUHHHGET ABOUT IT!
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May 15, 2020 18:51
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My Shoes posted:Is this thread awesome or what!? Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bippidy boppity boo
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May 15, 2020 18:53
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Your Shoes posted:Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bippidy boppity boo whatevah yo! bada boom bada bing!
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May 15, 2020 18:58
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My Shoes posted:whatevah yo! bada boom bada bing! Bazonga !!!!!
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May 15, 2020 19:03
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https://twitter.com/kevinvesey/status/1261001977598808065?s=21 (this was in Suffolk county aka far-eastern Long Island, which houses a special breed of crazy) The further you get from Manhattan, the crazier the populace becomes.
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:https://twitter.com/kevinvesey/status/1261001977598808065?s=21 Our country is too loving retarded to function anymore, ayyyyyyye
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May 15, 2020 19:09
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Your Shoes posted:Our country is too loving retarded to function anymore, ayyyyyyye eyyyyyy bada boom bada bing that was a spicy meatball!
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May 15, 2020 19:18
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Hey, you lay off my brudda! He's the smart one. He wantsa go ta Hahfstra, but Stony Brook is his safety.
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May 15, 2020 19:24
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oh madonna!
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May 15, 2020 19:31
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I lived all over New York, including in the city itself and Long Island. Nassau county (which borders the NYC borough of Queens) was pretty cool; I left because of a lucrative job offer in another state. Anyway at first everyone comes off as Jersey Shore bros, but deep down they're cool people always willing to lend you a hand at the gym or be more than willing to help fix your car for a six pack of brews. I had more than one shovel my snow for me for absolutely no reason before I had a chance to. I kinda miss living there. Suffolk county on the other hand, except for some small random towns near the Hamptons (which is pretty much as far east as you can go), was a wasteland of ultrachuds (despite the county somehow going blue in 2008 and 2012) who were just as insane as any anti-vaxxer or doomsday-prepper only the state of Oregon could produce. It was mostly poo poo chain restaurants and crappily-built homes as far as the eye could see, and they took pride in their lack of self-awareness (most of them were police officers, teachers, electricians, or some other type of union job). We knew of two families that moved to Texas from Suffolk simply because New York does not allow religious exemptions for vaccinations (thank loving god. I know Cuomo gets a bad rep but I always appreciated his stance on that). It's amazing what a drastic difference an imaginary boundary line could make between generally cool peeps and completely insane birthers. More on topic of the thread I thought it was funny a few months ago when a poll showed that Americans think the sexiest American accent was a Brooklyn accent and the least sexy accent was a Long Island accent. They always sounded identical to me (there's a distance of a whopping 15 miles between the two).
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:I lived all over New York, including in the city itself and Long Island. Nassau county (which borders the NYC borough of Queens) was pretty cool; I left because of a lucrative job offer in another state. Anyway at first everyone comes off as Jersey Shore bros, but deep down they're cool people always willing to lend you a hand at the gym or be more than willing to help fix your car for a six pack of brews. I had more than one shovel my snow for me for absolutely no reason before I had a chance to. I kinda miss living there. And now here's mah brudda tony wid the weather
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May 15, 2020 19:48
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My Shoes posted:And now here's mah brudda tony wid the weather it's not pronounced CALAMARI! it's pronounced GALAMAH!
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*buys entire vendor cart of flowers for his own mudda, gets chatty* “Mom always said I look good in a turtleneck and blazer, I don’t understand why I can’t get dates”
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*buys entire vendor cart of flowers for his own mudda, gets chatty* eyyyyyyyyyy youz guyz in da blazers need to spend tha extra dough.
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May 15, 2020 19:59
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I really don't like what that King George dude is doing to our fair state of New York.
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May 15, 2020 20:13
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My Shoes posted:eyyyyyyyyyy youz guyz in da blazers need to spend tha extra dough. “Eyyy I don’t get it tho, I sais she can order a apple pie and a sundae at McDonald’s, whatever you want babe, and she walks over to the far corner of the restaurant by the playground and she says ‘this is where I can still smell your cologne from, all the food here will taste like a magazine insert’ to which I sez ‘eyyyyy cool out ya silly broad’” 
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lemme see dat tussy bayBEEEEE
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:I lived all over New York, including in the city itself and Long Island. Nassau county (which borders the NYC borough of Queens) was pretty cool; I left because of a lucrative job offer in another state. Anyway at first everyone comes off as Jersey Shore bros, but deep down they're cool people always willing to lend you a hand at the gym or be more than willing to help fix your car for a six pack of brews. I had more than one shovel my snow for me for absolutely no reason before I had a chance to. I kinda miss living there. As a Suffolk county resident I concur with this assessment. It's hell
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