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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > im tired of fucking lying
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FutonForensic

 uh oh honey. i'm unfortunately about to nut


* # ? Aug 22, 2020 19:21
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alexandriao

Slumpy posted:

cumming hurts all men. i said it. gently caress.

everytime a man cums, he experiences a white hot searing pain and im tired of pretending and not talking about it. we all experience it and we just pretend we enjoy loving and cumming when in reality its like stinking your firckin doink into a white hot nuetron star mass

go see a doctor, please. you might have a uti

* # ? Aug 22, 2020 21:29
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alexandriao


 and by that I mean... Ultimate Tract Infection!!!! HIGH FIVE ME BROSKI

* # ? Aug 22, 2020 21:30
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excellent bird guy

by Cyrano4747
edit: outch i wrote a bad post, did i write that? I'm editing it out because

excellent bird guy fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Aug 23, 2020

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* # ? Aug 23, 2020 04:08
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > im tired of fucking lying
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