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cumming hurts all men. i said it. gently caress. everytime a man cums, he experiences a white hot searing pain and im tired of pretending and not talking about it. we all experience it and we just pretend we enjoy loving and cumming when in reality its like stinking your firckin doink into a white hot nuetron star mass |
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I can never tell this to my waifu, my whole life is a lie
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# ? Aug 20, 2020 22:26 |
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This is why we have to acclimate to the pain two or three or six or fourteen times a day just so we can bear real sex. We do it for you, ladies. And gents too but they already know obv |
# ? Aug 20, 2020 22:27 |
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women think taht when i cum my screams are those of pleasure, b ut in fact they are screams of pain, masked as pleasure, as I feel the searing white hot pain o f cummming
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# ? Aug 20, 2020 22:30 |
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I can WRESTLE A GATOR I can RIDE MY HARLEY for 12 HOURS STRAIGHT I can CUM THREE TIMES in ONE DAY you do NOT want to mess with me https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Aug 20, 2020 22:38 |
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It's just not fair, men have to endure so much pain and discomfort to make a baby and all women have to do is carry it for nine months and go through labor and breastfeed. FEMALE PRIVILEGE |
# ? Aug 20, 2020 23:09 |
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"I didn't came..." my partner whispers in disappointment. "Some people are just lucky", I think, out of breath and almost unconscious due to the pain.
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# ? Aug 20, 2020 23:36 |
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Goons Are Great posted:"I didn't came..." my partner whispers in disappointment. |
# ? Aug 20, 2020 23:49 |
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I'm not really a sub I just find that being tied up and beaten helps distract me from the sex |
# ? Aug 20, 2020 23:59 |
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But what if I also get off on the pain?
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 06:28 |
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it’s the reason I’ve never came. I will never bust |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 06:51 |
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I stub my toe at a restaurant and everyone gives me a dirty look because they think I am cumming due to my screams of agony. I am not cumming. When I am cumming, I call it "screaming and creaming" and you will know because my screams will be several decibels louder. I am not cumming in the restaurant. I stubbed my toe. I came here to have a nice dinner with me, myself, and I, a nice dinner of spaghetti and balls. I do not need to cum here. I screamed because I was physically harmed. It is a distinct scream from when I am "screaming and creaming." I repeat I am not cumming at the two person table directly next to the bathroom. |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I stub my toe at a restaurant and everyone gives me a dirty look because they think I am cumming due to my screams of agony. I am not cumming. I won't have what he's having |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 07:10 |
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i dont want to lie to you but i love cumming
microsoft flight simulator |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 08:42 |
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when a man has a butt orgasm.... does it hurt to cum? |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 09:29 |
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nodding as my uncle expounds on the past horrors he has seen and suffered in ‘nam. I nod and understand because I have came
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 12:39 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I won't have what he's having |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 13:02 |
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I'm cumming all over this quality Slumpy thread
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 13:06 |
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what it feels like to have a cum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8 slumpy |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 14:42 |
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I wake up in the middle of the night, screaming. my wife turns to me and asks “whats wrong evil bob did you have another bad dreM?” I lie to her and say “yes dear, just a bad dream”
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 15:02 |
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I’m tired of loving (lying)
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 15:15 |
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nut posted:I’m tired of loving (lying)
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 16:35 |
why do people think we tug on that thing so fast and hard? trying to squeeze the pain out | |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 16:44 |
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Letting my wife use my scrotum as a speedbag to take my mind off of the immense pain of the orgasm I'm about to have
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:08 |
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oh, yeah, sure, poo poo on me, whatever, just dont make me cum
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:13 |
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im glad someone's said it: cummies are bad.
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:37 |
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all my life i've always hated shooting huge thick ropey cums. the thought of busting a nut makes me die a little inside every time. i love the seattle grunge scene but i can't *stand* anything with eddie vedder in it. the pain and shame from all of my insanely massive orgasms has led me to have tons of confidence and friends, and i regret it every single time
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:41 |
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albany academy posted:all my life i've always hated shooting huge thick ropey cums. the thought of busting a nut makes me die a little inside every time. i love the seattle grunge scene but i can't *stand* anything with eddie vedder in it. the pain and shame from all of my insanely massive orgasms has led me to have tons of confidence and friends, and i regret it every single time
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:43 |
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bragging about your penis size is just a way of us guys/bros showing off how much pain we can withstand. a bigger penis, after all, means more surface area for the painful radiation of cumming to emanate. its a rite of passage passed down from olden times when holy men would flog themselves, now 'flogging the hog' might have some better context for you ladies. we're loving dyin' here. slumpy |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 18:04 |
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Into The Mild posted:when a man has a butt orgasm.... does it hurt to cum? You know that feeling when you come so hard you can't see or hear poo poo? Do you like that feeling? |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 18:38 |
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some men get it over with quick and society shames them for it... such is the way of the world these days
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 18:40 |
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Nurse: Can you describe your pain level, on a scale of 1 to 10? Me: It's bad, it's like... I'm cumming Nurse: Oh, dear- WE'RE GONNA NEED THE STRONG STUFF FOR THIS ONE! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 21, 2020 18:52 |
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Bright Bart posted:You know that feeling when you come so hard you can't see or hear poo poo? is that like in movies where a grenade or bomb goes off... and like it makes the noise? |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 00:22 |
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when u nut but she keep sukkin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4zGkd9Js9s |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 01:26 |
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Have you tried sitting up?
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 01:27 |
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google THIS posted:when u nut but she keep sukkin |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 10:28 |
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so stop doing it then |
# ? Aug 22, 2020 11:32 |
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old friend posted:so stop doing it then u think i'd be posting here if i could stop
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 12:11 |
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google THIS posted:when u nut but she keep sukkin
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google THIS posted:when u nut but she keep sukkin
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