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I had some sushi, tonight- A California Roll, some Tuna Sashimi, and some Eel Sashimi. It tasted great, but now I feel like poo poo. Why must I be punished for enjoying things?
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 03:41 |
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shadowvine118 posted:I had some sushi, tonight- A California Roll, some Tuna Sashimi, and some Eel Sashimi. It tasted great, but now I feel like poo poo. Why must I be punished for enjoying things? It’s the wasabi making it feel like Alien blood is eating it’s way through the decks that make up your insides. Chew on a couple of Tums to neutralize the Alien acid blood and give us a trip report.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 03:47 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It’s the wasabi making it feel like Alien blood is eating it’s way through the decks that make up your insides. I didn’t have any wasabi, though. I downed some Pepto, hopefully that will help.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 03:50 |
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shadowvine118 posted:I didn’t have any wasabi, though. Hopefully.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 03:56 |
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I’m sorry. My tummy is upset because I drank a premade mai tai from Vons
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:04 |
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im the Google results and you have cancer OP
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:05 |
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If you feel like poo poo, OP, then just flush yourself down a toilet.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:07 |
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i slept "wrong" and now my shoulder is all sorts of hosed up. joining the GiP* Sorority. *Goons in Pain
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:07 |
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i ate a 4 lb wheel of cave aged gouda including the rind and i feel incredibly powerful
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:22 |
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I feel better now, except for a lingering feeling of unease, and some queasiness. I rarely get sick like that as an adult, so the whole thing brought me back to when I was little, and would get at least one stomach bug a year. I probably won’t be having sushi again for a while.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 05:41 |
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shadowvine118 posted:I feel better now, except for a lingering feeling of unease, and some queasiness. I rarely get sick like that as an adult, so the whole thing brought me back to when I was little, and would get at least one stomach bug a year. It's definitely Corona, OP. Don't think back to what you ate today, think back to what you were doing two weeks ago.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:23 |
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Once I've been at an anniversary dinner with like 50 people at a pretty good sushi restaurant but they weren't so good that day so like 40 of us got sick, some so bad that they went to ER lol. Haven't had sushi since.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:25 |
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you need to fart (a lot)
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:25 |
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It might have been the rice, rice is a fucker. I had stabbing pains for 24 hours after a rice bowl went bad during the last heatwave
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:35 |
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food is bad for your health
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 01:11 |
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 01:16 |
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being unable to consume sushi is nature's way of culling the weak
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 01:17 |
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My stomach hurts every morning because I have something called cannibinoid hyperemesis syndrome and when weed leaves my body my entire digestive system shuts down so I gotta go smoke some weed or throw up and just don't have a good day well. I know I could quit smoking weed, but don't be silly.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 01:19 |
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it’s like that guy in china who ate a bunch of sushi with parasites in it and then had parasites all throughout his body even his eyes basically you’re doomed goondolences
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 02:03 |
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Would you say this sums up how you feel, OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx-T137FKM4
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:06 |
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Be happy! Soon you will give birth to a fountain of violent burning diarrhea. It's a miracle of life. https://i.imgur.com/3oapjSg.mp4 Entorwellian fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Sep 21, 2020 |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:21 |
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Never seen eel sashimi before, OP, and I have a feeling there's a reason for that
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:23 |
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I think I have IBS but I won't go to a doctor because I'm stupid and I don't watch to catch covid in the waiting room and I've been misdiagnosed for another issue continually for five years. Having a bad stomach sucks, get well soon goons.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:41 |
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I used to think the $5 dollar Wednesday sushi I was getting for work was giving me cramp gut but then it just turned out I'm allergic to avocado.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:50 |
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I waited till I had good insurance to see a doctor and now they’re gonna stick things in muh butt. Good advice if you’re into it or not I guess. I’m not excited, I didn’t see the test for Chrons on the bloodwork but I’m not a doctor and I don’t know how to read that crap.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 04:26 |
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The day after left me tired and dehydrated. At the same time, I had kind of a calm serene feeling about me, and when I went out to get something to eat, it felt really nice just kind of relaxing in the beautiful, almost Fall day. I love that “just recovering after an illness” feeling.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 05:05 |
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Entorwellian posted:Be happy! Soon you will give birth to a fountain of violent burning diarrhea. It's a miracle of life. Look, I know I can't eat cheese and shouldn't have had that pizza, but that's no reason to doxx me.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 05:09 |
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https://youtu.be/_7ZyRB3-X7A
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 05:23 |
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Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though. I drank some Pedialyte, and took some ibuprofen and Tylenol, which helped for the most part. Hopefully I’m not actually sick and it was just severe dehydration.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:22 |
shadowvine118 posted:Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though. Oh yikesaroo. That might not have been food poisoning. Hope you are ok!
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 01:18 |
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i think I got food poisoning from my last shot of heroin. it was great but 12 hours later I felt like poo poo!
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 01:24 |
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shadowvine118 posted:Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though. Did you go out or have it delivered. If the latter, was the delivery person a Pike bro?
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 01:54 |
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MasqueradeOverture posted:Did you go out or have it delivered. I got it delivered from Uber Eats. It was drat expensive, too.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 02:25 |