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horned up, sweaty, covered in duck grease. its time to gently caress
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i'm currently loving this office chair
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Oct 29, 2020 03:43
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Too anxious to be horny. Once my anxiety meds kick in, I’ll be too drowsy to be horny.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:43
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That's pretty clearly a burrito, how dare they try to influence the popular vote.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:45
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update: I'm now loving this Singer 3337
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Oct 29, 2020 03:48
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I'm not horny at all. In fact I have an all new hobby. I'm getting really into high performance sports cars. You know like Gran Turismo poo poo. I wanna race, wanna feel the control of a real beast of a car zooming around on the track. Sounds pretty cool right? I got my eye on this here beauty of a ride. What do you guys think? 
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Oct 29, 2020 03:54
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I'm not horny, but I am invisible
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Oct 29, 2020 03:59
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Faffel posted:I'm not horny, but I am invisible Have you considered shooting blood into peoples' eyes to become more visible? 
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Oct 29, 2020 04:35
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I'm none horny. Thank you for asking.
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Oct 29, 2020 04:36
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Hornier than a toad in a trumpet, reckon. 
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Oct 29, 2020 04:45
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Horny enough that it is a detriment to my health and will likely be the end of me. 
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Oct 29, 2020 04:49
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Absolutely none, I have a weird backache that blew up out of nowhere. I must have maybe danced wrong today when I was exercising I sure hope that's it. I can't get away from the pain so ask me again tomorrow...
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Oct 29, 2020 04:55
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Oct 29, 2020 05:02
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Horns Horns  Horns 
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Oct 29, 2020 05:06
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it would suck being a horny t-rex theres no way you can jerk off using those tiny lil' t-rex arms
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Oct 29, 2020 05:33
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Excelzior posted:it would suck being a horny t-rex theres no way you can jerk off using those tiny lil' t-rex arms Just have to ask your trex buddy for an extreme favor and to not make things weird later.
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Oct 29, 2020 05:51
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Spinz posted:Absolutely none, I have a weird backache that blew up out of nowhere. I must have maybe danced wrong today when I was exercising I sure hope that's it. I can't get away from the pain so ask me again tomorrow... get a heating pad and alternate with icing it
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Oct 29, 2020 09:07
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not horny right now, but I could be if you wanted me to be 
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Oct 29, 2020 09:32
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I want to be horny but I'm stoned and can't really bring myself to get on the mood. Gonna give myself a 3/10; mind is willing, but flesh is weak
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Oct 29, 2020 11:04
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Pretty horny, had two (2) sex dreams last night but woke before coming because my cat is having urinary problems so every noise she makes makes me worry she is peeing inappropriately and wakes me up.
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Oct 29, 2020 12:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hornier than a toad in a trumpet, reckon. Never seen a toad smile like when I hit that high C.
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Oct 29, 2020 15:21
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Also, since this seems to be the thread for it: Can't jerk it because while having sex my wingus slipped out and raked across my wife's fingernails so I have some scabs on my wingus on the business end. Lame, man. Lame.
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Oct 29, 2020 15:23
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Not at all OP, thanks for asking.
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Oct 29, 2020 15:25
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Ok now I’m like a 3 out of 10. If somebody started giving me a handy I wouldn’t stop them, but I’m not like, actually horny, could take it or leave it tbh
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Oct 29, 2020 15:28
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We've got "the meats"
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Oct 29, 2020 15:46
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Literally A Person posted:Never seen a toad smile like when I hit that high C. Lol good cave ladies play in E.
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probably a 5 just 5, op
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