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An evil space emperor tells the story of the first Thanksgiving to Goku as they prepare to fight, and it takes so long they have to break it up with a side story about Vegeta trying to find parking at a grocery store because Bulma needs brown sugar for the candied yams. |
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Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form! *turns into sandwich* |
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Nov 23, 2020 05:01
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*12 episode arc of the first cut of the carving of the turkey interspersed with shots of everyone watching with mouths wide open yelling*
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*mashes potatoes by punching them 9000 times* *pulverizes cranberries with energy blast* *whips cream in single combat* ---------------- |
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Nov 23, 2020 06:26
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i told you to get green beans, not senzu beans - now grandpa joe has gone full super saiyan and is somehow even more racist!
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Nov 23, 2020 07:54
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form! ---------------- |
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Nov 23, 2020 09:33
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we just need to hold out until goku gets back with the gravy
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Nov 23, 2020 09:35
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frieza, the ginyu force and a bunch of unnamed goons are sitting at what appears to be a pretty awkward thanksgiving dinner "you there, soldier! would you be so kind as to ... pass me the gravy" the soldier nervously fumbles and of course spills the gravy over frieza's sweater, begins cowering and begging for forgiveness "i will forgive this transgression today ... be sure it doesn't happen again" ---------------- |
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Nov 23, 2020 10:22
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GYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (starts glowing) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (small pebbles start to levitate) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the earth quakes, the ground cracks) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *pop* |
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Nov 23, 2020 15:14
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The entire thing is Android 16 delivering a 3 hour benediction. It claims its rightful place alongside the Charlie Brown christmas special as one of the only truly sacred things in american culture. |
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Nov 23, 2020 15:14
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Goku spends 8 episodes forming a Spirit Bomb... the spirit of Thanksgiving that is!  ... But when the dust clears, Vegeta is standing there, clothes tattered, still refusing to be grateful for the good things he has in life 
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Nov 23, 2020 16:31
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me checking the internal temperature of the turkey "it's over one sixty fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!" |
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Nov 23, 2020 18:07
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form! lolol |
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Nov 23, 2020 20:03
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Needless to say, Krillin doesn't survive the first winter |
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google THIS posted:Needless to say, Krillin doesn't survive the first winter loll ---------------- |
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goten using the dragon balls to wish that piccolo was his dad too so he could have a normal thanksgiving
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Nov 23, 2020 22:04
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Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain hmm a villain or a move
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain Goku gasps in disbelief as the evil turkey, evil duck, and evil chicken do the fusion dance to become King Turducken. |
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imagining problematic relatives as DBZ characters after going for a pre-dinner walk with my cousins |
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uaing the hyperbolic time chamber to train but with really low gravity instead of high so my stomach can fit more rutabaga |
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