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Big Beef City posted:Things that raise your terror level: Being sort of cold
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What about that one story about 300 year old alchemist still pissed off at your famil cause your great grand pops owned him something awful busting in on you and eating dirt 🤣
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Dec 12, 2020 20:50
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Forget elder gods, if HP were alive today his horror stories would revolve around getting results from 23andMe.
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Dec 12, 2020 20:52
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The real horror is not the 8% swarthy genes but the implication towards your privacy and IP rights to human genome  
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Dec 12, 2020 20:55
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Extra Large Marge posted:Being sort of cold Colours
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Dec 12, 2020 21:24
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Icochet posted:Publisher: "Describe this monster" HP: "Well pardon me, your royal majesty, if my attempt to have some goddamn mystery and mystique in my cosmic horror just didn't work for you. Maybe next time, I'll just grind the story to a complete halt so I can throw in a drawn out, dry, technical analysis on the length, placing, and function of my monster's tentacles and the exact circumference of its loving balls!" Publisher: "Are you being sarcastic?" HP: "What? No! I'm honestly going to do that. I think it's a great idea."
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Dec 13, 2020 14:44
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Cumpoopoo
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Dec 13, 2020 15:05
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:HP: "Well pardon me, your royal majesty, if my attempt to have some goddamn mystery and mystique in my cosmic horror just didn't work for you. Maybe next time, I'll just grind the story to a complete halt so I can throw in a drawn out, dry, technical analysis on the length, placing, and function of my monster's tentacles and the exact circumference of its loving balls!" Publisher: "I don't think that's the best idea, what if-" HP: "Also, you go insane when you look at the balls."
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Dec 13, 2020 15:10
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:This would be a severe blow to the one-in-three kickstarters that are Chthulu themed. I contributed:  to one a year or two ago for a 'new collection in pdf format', and the motherfucker running it changed his address to "Arkham" and absconded with the $500 he'd raised.He'll also be one of the last to die.
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Why does everyone like Cthulhu so much anyway? He does gently caress all and there were way cooler monsters in those stories
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