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Escape From Noise

Just want to run through some of the planning one last time before the actual event goes down.

First off I know that some of you (looking at you, Jerry!) love to "cut loose" and "blow off some steam" at these things but I would like to remind you that while you may not be on the clock, and while attendance may be mandatory, you are still subject to HR! I have them on speed dial. I'm not afraid to use it!

Anybody have any ideas for some fun holiday games you'll be forced to play?

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Get your post-it notes ready, I'm looking forward to a rousing game of Pin the Tail On the Lunch Thief.


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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


gonna photocopy and fax my rear end to the CEO


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Gonna hit reply all with this tiktok:

https://www.tiktok.com/@faze_doge_official/video/6907381686607138053


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nut

if anyone wants to talk about pokemon and pokemon only please join the zoom side chat labelled appropriately this includes Brandon for whom I expressly made a ben10 room so he’d stop ruining our fun

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


nut posted:

if anyone wants to talk about pokemon and pokemon only please join the zoom side chat labelled appropriately this includes Brandon for whom I expressly made a ben10 room so he’d stop ruining our fun

i'm reporting this to human resources

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sk posted:

i'm reporting this to human resources

UPDATE: they agreed it was a sick burn on brandon lmao


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

nut

lol hear that Brandon why don’t you go to the shadow realm...oh Brandon told me that that’s yugioh

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


five hours later: i'm standing in the corner drinking a solo cup of bottom-shelf vodka (thanks a lot Jerry!) while everyone else is having fun playing the pokemon trading card game with brandon, the new cool dude in the office

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
*bakes cupcakes; eats entire batch in front of webcam*

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*points webcam at cats, smokes pot in the other room and forgets about work party*


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


*sauntering in an hour late in the middle of the boss's speech* WHO'S READY TO GET hosed UP

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