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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Pretending to make an ai and role-playing with it, that's pretty sad

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Paw Patrol snacks from Lidl under urgent recall because the URL on the pack has been compromised and is serving hardcore porn

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Eh still less harmful to kids than paw patrol itself

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Parents already knew they were poisoning the child's mind, no sympathy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sea lions have escaped the Central Park zoo due severe flooding.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1710037141903032549

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
Archaeologists working in Turkey have discovered an 11,000-year-old statue of a man jerking off.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

maybe it was a trophy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


from what i've seen this isn't that big of a deal to them, they say they pretty much have to have them to compete with other modern businesses and they've used battery operated power tools for the same reasons for decades

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



US man wrongfully imprisoned for 16 years shot and killed by police.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Attempted murder — the most serious charge against the Alaska Air pilot— requires proof of an intent to kill, which may be difficult if the defendant was high on mushrooms.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
A cadre of Bored Ape enthusiasts have burned and possibly blinded themselves after their NFT themed dance party used (clearly marked) UV-C disinfecting lights rather than standard blacklights.

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

axolotl farmer posted:

An administrator at Solna City, close to Stockholm in Sweden has over a few years transferred over 4 M SEK (~380K USD) from city funds to a scammer.

She believed all the time that she was talking to Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones and that they would get married and be together forever :allears:

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

Desert Bus posted:

A school principal tried to send 100k of the school's money to a fake Elon Musk:

"I am a very smart lady. Well-educated. I fell for a scam,” McGee said at the meeting, before claiming she had been groomed into handing over the cash."

https://fortune.com/2023/04/03/school-principal-quits-fake-elon-musk-scam-florida/

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The Brownsville Texas school district has arrested over 100 elementary school kids in the last 15 months, including 76 ten and eleven year olds. More than half were referred to prosecutors for felony charges.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



New Georgia cash bail expansion will criminalize charitable bail funds.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Two days later, residents spotted another group of eight deer that had become trapped in the mud, but they had already died.

020524
Feb 6, 2024

Koishi Komeiji posted:

The Brownsville Texas school district has arrested over 100 elementary school kids in the last 15 months, including 76 ten and eleven year olds. More than half were referred to prosecutors for felony charges.

All received Maximum Sentences

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?
From measles to colds, seven common winter illnesses

Factual might be pushing it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/1753509334838116694

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Alabama has been accused of illegally harvesting organs from dead prison inmates, and in a completely unrelated development has started executing people with nitrogen gas, the only method of execution that safely preserves organs for transplantation

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
they've executed 73 people since 1983

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The Oldest Man posted:

Alabama has been accused of illegally harvesting organs from dead prison inmates, and in a completely unrelated development has started executing people with nitrogen gas, the only method of execution that safely preserves organs for transplantation

I saw that movie. It ends badly for all involved

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Oldest Man posted:

Alabama has been accused of illegally harvesting organs from dead prison inmates, and in a completely unrelated development has started executing people with nitrogen gas, the only method of execution that safely preserves organs for transplantation

I can't believe the ccp would do this....

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
US Homelessness Hits Historic Levels As 653,000 Americans Are Now Homeless Despite Stock Market Reaching All-Time Highs

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Despite --> Because

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
"None of The Above Candidates" won the 2024 Nevada Republican Primary, beating 2nd place, Nikki Haley, by roughly 30 points.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A Threat Actor operating under the name "Poopingman" claims to have compromised "JoinTheRealWorld" also known as "Hustler's University". It is a website owned by Andrew Tate.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Minnesota man who shot 2 officers and a firefighter wasn’t allowed to have guns

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
https://twitter.com/AndrewCurran_/s...ingawful.com%2F

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/492741034749620224

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

“I wasn’t trying to misgender her — I had to look up what transgender was in the dictionary,” McIntyre said. “We were just arguing over spilt milk.”

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law Angela Chao drowned in sinking Tesla because its strengthened glass windows were 'impossible to break or open' after she reversed into pond

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Michigan man accused of stabbing family member over ‘placement of eggs’ at Easter event

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Wakko posted:

Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law Angela Chao drowned in sinking Tesla because its strengthened glass windows were 'impossible to break or open' after she reversed into pond

Pete Buttigieg's performance as transportation secretary making me pine for the days when drunken Tesla aunty's sister was running the department

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Michigan man accused of stabbing family member over ‘placement of eggs’ at Easter event

Is this an abortion rights thing?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Weka posted:

Is this an abortion rights thing?

close, I think it’s about IVF

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Lol good one, took me a minute

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

The Oldest Man posted:

the first episode of the omegaverse anime is out

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