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calmly i stroll through the door of the dojo. i flip the sign on the door from OPEN to CLOSED. as the sensai comes out to inquire as to what's the goings-on, i hit up Frankie on the Nextel. *bleepbleep* "dump it" i say through the giant glass pane windows of the dojo--collateral damage--comes the business end of a cement truck. i see all the ninjas trying with futility to kick and chop the steady gush of stinky rock water, but it overtakes them. as the mud pours in i cackle and scream "break THAT, you kung fuin motherfu-" and then darkness. i take one last breath, and my lungs are concrete. <-- this one is for Manifisto
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and people wonder why housing is so unaffordable.............. sm darn h | |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art |
# ? Jan 30, 2021 01:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-3clh_9p8 these kung fu gangs keep escalating!!! what's next? flying a gosh darned plane into my worksite?
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 03:26 |
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idk i didn't see anyone do a martial art in that video, this might be a false positive also there's not way that building complex was anywhere up to code, like, any part of it. this might have been an act of public service, actually
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:41 |