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the biathlon -
round 1: tiny tricycle race
round 2: lapel flower shoot-off
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the handkerchief tug of war. judged by length and count
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Feb 10, 2021 07:18
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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micro monster truck rally
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Feb 10, 2021 08:23
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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giant bicycle horn strength contest
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Feb 10, 2021 09:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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wig curling
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Feb 10, 2021 09:39
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Big controversy this year over including the mime-athalon.
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Feb 10, 2021 12:01
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seltzer skeet
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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elections
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Feb 10, 2021 12:50
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One day nearer spring
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Feb 10, 2021 13:49
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Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Feb 10, 2021 14:26
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Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.
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Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.
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Feb 10, 2021 14:41
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make people laugh. it's very popular because they would set a world record at 1 person
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Feb 10, 2021 22:26
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The hammer throw (scored both by distance and how loud it squeaks when it lands)
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Feb 10, 2021 23:48
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by Fluffdaddy(and can't post for 10 years!)
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Snickers has made a real name for himself, a big fish in the very small pond of competitive carnival events
That's right, Roy, his is a name unavoidable to those reading small-town police blotters across the land, but will that translate to big-market success
It may have seemed far-fetched in prior years, but with the introduction of the Carnie Pentathlon at this year's Games the stars could finally align for our painted pal
the event itself is a source of controversy - some ask why a competition celebrating the joy that clowns bring to children young and old should now feature a team-based child sex trafficking marathon
why indeed, but luckily for Snickers it seems the fans want to see how that clown sausage is really made
and nobody has smuggled more kidnapped children across state lines than ol' Snickers, which is why so many are gambling that he will be positioned in the anchor slot
but he's far more versatile than just that - no clown has spent more time in the dunk tank, or the drunk tank, than Snickers, and those are two more crucial elements of the pentathlon...
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clown shoe steeplechase, with cream pie puddles
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American contingent outraged after Bozo accused of under-inflating balloon tarantula
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Feb 11, 2021 20:49
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seltzer tested positive for piss
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seltzer tested positive for piss
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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100,000 long skinny balloons reportedly ordered for Olympic village
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Feb 12, 2021 02:36
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The Clown Car Cram - fit the most competitors you can in 5 minutes
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Feb 12, 2021 09:09
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The endurance competition: which clown can "wonder where it all went wrong after studying drama" the longest before breaking down.
Just a whole bunch of martial arts disciplines with clown- in front for example; clown-jitsu.
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Feb 12, 2021 12:21
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freestyle gymnastics team from France getting disqualified when it turns out theyre all just mimes in disguise
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Feb 12, 2021 13:03
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Mime Thai
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Feb 12, 2021 16:59
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Honk fu
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Feb 12, 2021 18:25
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by Fluffdaddy(and can't post for 10 years!)
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How many men can a mime pretend to be loving at the same time? tune in to NBC's coverage of the Clown Olympics to find out!
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Feb 12, 2021 22:14
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- super sweet best pal
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My favorite pie throwing event would have to be the discus.
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E woops
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American contingent outraged after Bozo accused of under-inflating balloon tarantula
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ICOC investigating quality of water in Rio de Janeiro dunk tanks following a rash of rashes
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