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Ah, the great river ape. See how she keeps her young in the front of the boat she constructed for protection?
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Yuli Ban posted:Orangutans are a proud, mighty people I looked this dude up recently and apparently they were trying to copy fishermen, but having a hard time. That is until they decided to use the stick to help themselves to fish that were being reeled in on a line.
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Yuli Ban posted:I can definitely see it Apparently humans lost all our buff muscles like this when we evolved to become lean mean running machines. We're some of the best endurance runners on earth, but at the cost of losing being effortlessly jacked like this. Aegis Bear posted:Apparently we are closer to bonobos than previously thought, which would explain why we can be sexhavers, warmongers, and poo poo-flinging lunatics during either activity. Chimps and bonobos are more closely related to each other than humans, so that means that we're equally related to both of them. But they're saying that the ancestral chimp-bonobo that existed prior to the split in the two species may have been more bonobo-like that previously thought. Sucrose fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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Mar 2, 2021 10:25
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It’s been almost exactly 1 week since I found out about gibbons. Ok plz post more gibbon
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Mar 3, 2021 03:17
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bonobo boner bros
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Have any of yall read/watched the various stories of pet chimps hulking out on their "owners" The most famous one is the NY lady who got her face eaten, but a detail you might not be familiar with from that story is that the lady's husband also got his face eaten by a random chimp that escaped when they went to visit their problem chimp at a sanctuary
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Mar 3, 2021 06:28
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What about the wonderful Garbage Ape?
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Jetto Jagga posted:Have any of yall read/watched the various stories of pet chimps hulking out on their "owners" also iirc the owner of Randy the chimp had also been dosing the poor beast with Xanax, and giving him wine (separately, not together, as far as I can tell), both of which substances have unpredictable enough effects on other humans, let alone on a whole other fuckin’ hominid except Garbage Ape, who is everyone’s cool best friend and rips nobody’s faces off SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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Mar 3, 2021 06:55
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Weren't there reports of people eating each other's faces off while high on bath salts years ago? We are more alike than different, humans and our chimpanzee brethren
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Mar 3, 2021 10:59
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heh that's a cool gibbon wouldn't mind hangin out with him and doin those sounds
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Mar 3, 2021 15:47
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Smugworth posted:Weren't there reports of people eating each other's faces off while high on bath salts years ago? What would happen if you gave bath salts to an ape?
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Mar 3, 2021 15:55
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Thesaurus posted:What would happen if you gave bath salts to an ape? They'd write the great American novel.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:46
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The last logbook entry on the Mary Celeste was "Crew is bored. I will try to entertain them by giving bath salts to Manfred the ship ape"
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Mar 3, 2021 16:59
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The origins for a lot of human behaviors can be learned by studying chimpanzees and bonobos. The former are basically rightwing deathmongers while the latter are leftwing sexpests.
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Mar 3, 2021 17:23
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Laughing and clapping always stuck out to me as extremely ape. Like when we’re celebrating we slam our appendages together to make noise while we make hooting noises.
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Jetto Jagga posted:Have any of yall read/watched the various stories of pet chimps hulking out on their "owners" I'm just gonna go ahead and presume they were ape abusers and the chimp who hosed up the husband had heard all about them.
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