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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Is 4 enough?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




why

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
What should I dedicate the last remaining years I've got on this planet towards?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

And who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




How are you doing?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Ok I'm back.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The meal was delicious, btw. Bourbon chicken, egg drop soup, and an extra egg roll.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Am I a bad person if I imagine myself beating up people in the supermarket complete with 60s Batman BAMF-style pop up bubbles? Like not just certain people, EVERYBODY. Men, women, children. Even babies get a wet willie complete with a BLORP sound.

Am I bad?

edit: just to clarify, if I knew I could escape all legal and social and physical consequences, I would absolutely do it.

William Henry Hairytaint fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Mar 21, 2021

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Everyone has that same fantasy. Anyone who says they don't is lying.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's only wrong if you don't do it

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
How does it feel to know with absolute certainty nothing you do matters?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

endlessmonotony posted:

How does it feel to know with absolute certainty nothing you do matters?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dear omniscient one, kindly answer the questions people asked while you were sticking soft boiled eggs up your rear end in a top hat.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Yeah, come on. I wanna know

You Are A Elf posted:

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

And who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
what made my dick so wet?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

Dear omniscient one, kindly answer the questions people asked while you were sticking soft boiled eggs up your rear end in a top hat.

The butthole eggs are the answer. I can only give truth, not understanding.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ikanreed posted:

what made my dick so wet?

A ghost passed through your prostate.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Who is Best Girl?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Who What Now posted:

The meal was delicious, btw. Bourbon chicken, egg drop soup, and an extra egg roll.

You lucky bastard.

Answer me this: What can change the nature of a man?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Does every closed curve in the plane contain four vertices of a square?

this is blowing my mind

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Who What Now posted:

I have all knowledge in the universe, and all the knowledge of several alternate universes. Ask me any question and I will answer with absolute certainty.

Why does it hurt so bad when I poo poo?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Who is Best Girl?

Janet



By popular demand posted:

You lucky bastard.

Answer me this: What can change the nature of a man?

A gun



Nelson Mandingo posted:

Why does it hurt so bad when I poo poo?

There's a spider in the toilet bowl rim and it thinks your b-hole is a quiet dark cave to hide in for safety.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Why was I hosed and sucked upon

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's a good answer.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why was I hosed and sucked upon

It was all that they craved.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why is there so much suffering in the world? Am I somehow responsible?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

Why is there so much suffering in the world? Am I somehow responsible?

It's mostly because of ants, but we all have our own sins. But yeah, the vast majority of suffering is directly caused by ants.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Grandpa was right!

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