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Escape From Noise

Hi thread! I'm dad!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:06

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Sorry about all the noise upstairs. Your mother and I were...uh, moving furniture. We'll probably have to move some more furniture tonight, too.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:50

Macnult

bedtime usa kiddo it�s getting late

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:52

Macnult

gonna watch a movie tonight, probably one of those bang bang shoot-em-ups

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:53

Escape From Noise

Wearing wool socks year round itt

# ? Mar 28, 2021 13:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

SON #46373 enters thread: "FATHER. I NO LONGER HAVE NEED OF YOU. YOU WILL BE SUMMARILY DESTROYED. YOU MAY SMOKE APPROXIMATELY (1) LAST MEAT AND ENJOY APPROXIMATELY (4) LAST SESSION ALES OF YOUR CHOICE BEFORE LIQUIDATION."

# ? Mar 28, 2021 13:23

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Dad thread, so what?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Thunder Moose posted:

Dad thread, so what?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 07:33

Goons Are Gifts

Thunder Moose posted:

Dad thread, so what?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 08:48

Prof. Crocodile

Thunder Moose posted:

Dad thread, so what?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:12

Twenty Four

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's me. Sorry I haven't been around much, but it is taking an excessively long time to buy these cigarettes.

*buys a carton of smokes*

looks like we got enough bait to have maybe 10 dads by the end of the day if we are lucky

*throws a couple of packs out in the yard like chum*

*puts ear to ground*

yeah, I can hear the dads a'comin

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:01

Escape From Noise

Twenty Four posted:

*buys a carton of smokes*

got enough bait to have maybe 10 dads by the end of the day

*throws a couple of packs out in the yard like chum*

*puts ear to ground*

yeah, I can hear the dads a'comin

Cracks open a few regional IPAs and leaves them on the patio

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:02

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

Cracks open a few regional IPAs and leaves them on the patio

that's my boy!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:03

Gramps

Twenty Four posted:

*buys a carton of smokes*

looks like we got enough bait to have maybe 10 dads by the end of the day if we are lucky

*throws a couple of packs out in the yard like chum*

*puts ear to ground*

yeah, I can hear the dads a'comin

No no no you're overthinking it, son. See all you gotta do is turn the thermostat up a couple degrees and take a couple wrenches out of the toolbox and leave them on the bench. Dads the next county over will be howling with fury.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:14

Twenty Four

Gramps posted:

No no no you're overthinking it, son. See all you gotta do is turn the thermostat up a couple degrees and take a couple wrenches out of the toolbox and leave them on the bench. Dads the next county over will be howling with fury.

lol, maybe borrow the car after everyone is asleep and leave the gas tank at empty after pulling up 10 minutes before he wakes up with the engine still hot and drink half the bottle of whiskey and fill it back up to where it was with water too?

dadpocolypse

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:22

Gramps

Twenty Four posted:

lol, maybe borrow the car after everyone is asleep and leave the gas tank at empty after pulling up 10 minutes before he wakes up with the engine still hot and drink half the bottle of whiskey and fill it back up to where it was with water too?

dadpocolypse

You're gonna cause a dad stampede

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:25

Escape From Noise

Twenty Four posted:

lol, maybe borrow the car after everyone is asleep and leave the gas tank at empty after pulling up 10 minutes before he wakes up with the engine still hot and drink half the bottle of whiskey and fill it back up to where it was with water too?

dadpocolypse

May god help you if you adjusted the seat

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:33