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Federal judge killed by hit-and-run driver who was found with drugs after claiming to be Harry Potter, police say
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/12/florida-crash-sandra-feuerstein-new-york/ posted:Authorities arrested Nastasia Snape, 23, after she allegedly crashed again five miles away. First responders said she was disoriented and aggressive and claimed she was Harry Potter, according to a police affidavit.
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Like jk rowling
She hating
Looks like the courtroom gonna have a waiting jury
Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Apr 13, 2021
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Apr 13, 2021 01:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Avada Cardriva!
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Apr 13, 2021 01:57
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- wimsy
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hahaha
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Apr 13, 2021 02:20
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- wimsy
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she is young enough to perhaps have been born with that name, and even though it's unlikely i really hope it's true
you think she legally changed her name to Nastasia Snape? Because...uh... Actually I could definitely believe someone would do that
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Apr 13, 2021 02:21
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- wimsy
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your honor I believe that the name Nastasia Snape best expresses my desire to take bath salts and commit vehicular homicide
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Apr 13, 2021 02:25
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- wimsy
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the fact that she confused herself with the boy who lived indicates she's a huge potterhead but we are at a weird point in culture where if someone is named after a fictional character there's a 50/50 shot that they were given it or changed it
See my thought was, growing up with the last name Snape you'd pretty much have to lean in to the whole Harry Potter thing to keep from going insane
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Apr 13, 2021 02:27
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- Khanstant
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i feel for anyone she meets who just happens to have the last name potter
i feel bad for anyone she meets who happens to have the last name convicted-murderer
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Apr 13, 2021 05:33
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Apr 13, 2021 15:15
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Maybe they were guarding the snitch
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Apr 13, 2021 15:18
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Gotta go to the DMV Department of Magical Vehicles. It's pretty much the same as the muggle one but people are wearing a lot of crazy hats
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Apr 13, 2021 16:31
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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making it rain galleons in the club. dozens hospitalized.
crimes
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Apr 13, 2021 17:42
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I read it as feral judge.
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Apr 13, 2021 18:13
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I read it as feral judge.
The scene in To Kill a Mockingbird where Atticus has to shoot the feral judge in the street is heartbreaking
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Apr 14, 2021 20:04
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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so, is she harry potter or not
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Apr 17, 2021 01:52
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- wimsy
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so, is she harry potter or not
I mean, that's what she said and I have no reason not to believe her
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Apr 17, 2021 04:23
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- Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
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That's 100 points from Gryffindor
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Apr 18, 2021 12:34
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- nut
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is it true that Matt gaetz went to hog warts
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Apr 18, 2021 12:59
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- google THIS
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That's 100 points from Gryffindor
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Apr 18, 2021 16:09
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- google THIS
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All of those hijinks with the semi-sentient enchanted flying car just got a lot darker
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Apr 18, 2021 16:13
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Might have gotten away with it if she hadn't forgotten her polyjuice potion.
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Apr 26, 2024 11:17
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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just teleport out of jail dumbo
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