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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ever feel like maybe you could have a boner, but it isn’t quite time yet?

Lol that’s called 3play. :hmmyes:

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Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Duly posting.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Checking the morning posts.


MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Remember puberty when you'd randomly for no reason get raging boners

Wait is that not supposed to happen anymore?!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

My ex's puberty must have lasted until age 30 then

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I was told this is the thread to report boners.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TontoCorazon posted:

I was told this is the thread to report boners.

That's correct, Do you have a boner to report?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Bloop posted:

That's correct, Do you have a boner to report?

I submitted it to the website, it was in a PDF format, let me know if you can't open it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Magnify and enhance

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

We've got reports of flagrant boners in the nerd district, over.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Magnify and enhance

We are at maximum magnification and still nothing, she can’t take much more of this captain. :flaccid:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

We need backup! The boners are coming out of the woodwork!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
doing the needful

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Omg what kind of IDIOT reads that poo poo lol. :sparkles:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tenting rn

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Joker maybe a villain but there's no need to laugh at his tiny package

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


ok do i post at the moment of boner-get or do i provide a list of times i have had a boner or do i provide you with my upcoming boner schedule?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Yes.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


ok well i'm planning to have a boner in about 15 minutes, does that work for you guys?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Yes.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nobody Interesting posted:

ok well i'm planning to have a boner in about 15 minutes, does that work for you guys?

Didn't report when it happened, so going to have to dock your boner pay.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s only a boner when it comes from the Boner Region of my pants, otherwise it’s just a sparkling erection.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


There's a super handy spreadsheet available on the website, there's columns for time, time span, intensity, color, pain level and shame

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Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Zil posted:

Didn't report when it happened, so going to have to dock your boner pay.

please no i have to feed my children

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