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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005


Buglord

Ladies, gentlemen and posters from beyond the binary are all welcome to post when youíre sprung up.


Iíve got a boner.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


say it dont spray it.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i have an innie

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

How do we know if you're telling the truth without pics?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Woke up at half mast

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Saalkin posted:

Woke up at half mast

Who died?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


I woke up last night because i really had to piss, but I also had a boner. pissing was difficult

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I didnít have a boner but then I saw OPís avatar and well

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


Oh yeahhhhhh.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


And there it goes.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018













woah! now i have one too

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Shameful post

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015



I got one...

From my wife.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Zurtilik posted:

I got one...

From my wife.

Wow small world. I got one from your wife too!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I was actually born with a mutation that gave me a bone inside my penis, so I always have a boner you could say.
They won't let me in to the x men still, which is bullshit, they've been sitting on my application for months

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Armitag3 posted:

Who died?

prince philip

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Boner crew reporting for duty

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


Does it have to be a sexually horny boner or can it be a piss boner

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


BOOOI-OOOIII-OOOIIIINNNG!!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




K I caught one. It's out in the garage. Now what

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Big Beef City posted:

K I caught one. It's out in the garage. Now what

Uh well, that depends on what kinda boner you got corralled there. Weíre gonna need an extremely detailed description or maybe some photographs to uh really determine the best course of action.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Not gonna waste a good boner with posting.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I have not had a boner in decades.

Posting anyway

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Mooey Cow posted:

I have not had a boner in decades.

Posting anyway

Well hey, head on over to my garage and wrestle mine. It's all yours

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Goons aren't as young as they used to be

mng
Nov 18, 2006

I just performed testicle surgery on the reporter!

I got a boner to pick with you!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


a mysterious cloak posted:

How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

Wait, are the boners supposed to be 10k deep?

This is very disconcerting.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Lunchtime boner posting

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Wow small world. I got one from your wife too!

I got a bonner from you getting a bonner at his wife!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I got a bonner from you getting a bonner at his wife!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




If you get a broner does that count I'm asking for a friend who's looking at me

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sure, buddy

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Saalkin posted:

Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

Have you tried whacking it against another boner?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Saalkin posted:

Real talk the tip of my weiner hurts. I think I smacked it against something by mistake.

sounds serious
find a friend to suck the poison out

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



a mysterious cloak posted:

How is this thread not 10k posts deep already

smh people aren;t honest with themselves in this world

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I've had a boner for over 4 hours, what do I do? Medical professional or a hooker?

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

I had a pretty good sandwich for lunch which oddly led to my current boner.

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