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BigBadSteve posted:Eat the rear end, OP. Good, you gotta tare the rear end so you know how much your saliva weighs once you're done eating
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Apr 21, 2021 14:31
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Happy Tersh day everyone!  Me eat cookie. 
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Apr 22, 2021 04:39
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The only question I have, does the carpet match the drapes?
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Apr 22, 2021 04:46
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No it’s all blue and then suddenly it goes purple IDIOT! 
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Apr 22, 2021 05:01
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OMFG FURRY posted:is this a self portrait because it feels like a self portrait i would do
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Apr 22, 2021 05:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I put the food in my mouth but it just falls out the corners. Also I talk about other people in the first person now. What do? if you talk about other people in the first person now is it possible the first sentence is in fact about the actual cookie monster
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Apr 22, 2021 05:39
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:if you talk about other people in the first person now is it possible the first sentence is in fact about the actual cookie monster I don’t know know but I’m about to start talking about you in the fourth person fella! 
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Apr 22, 2021 06:14
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try sucking off a man in a denim vest in the I-40 truckstop bathroom in 20 minutes
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Apr 22, 2021 07:21
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:try sucking off a man in a denim vest in the I-40 truckstop bathroom in 20 minutes COCKEEEEE! Me suck it off, NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Apr 22, 2021 15:01
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:try sucking off a man in a denim vest in the I-40 truckstop bathroom in 20 minutes Ok, now what?
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Apr 22, 2021 15:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Ok, now what? A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine..
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Apr 22, 2021 17:07
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine.. How'd you manage to install a USB port in your head, Clam?
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Apr 22, 2021 17:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine.. drat, suckin dicks just off the highway is lucrative
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Apr 22, 2021 19:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:drat, suckin dicks just off the highway is lucrative You’d be surprised how many people fall in love suckin dicks by the highway. 
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Apr 23, 2021 01:41
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thats not a cookie monster, that's my mother in law! hiyoooooooooooooooooo
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Apr 23, 2021 04:01
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:try sucking off a man in a denim vest in the I-40 truckstop bathroom in 20 minutes As the most famous muppet of all once said, "Do, or do not. There is no mmPpphbmmMm!"
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Apr 23, 2021 04:13
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Hold on just a loving second.
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Apr 23, 2021 04:14
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The toilet paper is hung the wrong way in Spinz picture. God. DAMMIT!
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Apr 23, 2021 04:14
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What do you mean, down is the right way  Now the obvious lack of toilet lid is alarming, does the Dookie monster not care about poop residue on their toothbrush and other bathroom apparel?!?
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Apr 23, 2021 04:16
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Big Beef City posted:The toilet paper is hung the wrong way in Spinz picture. You think Oscar the Grouch is gonna have the tp spinning the right way? He lives in a drat trash can!
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Apr 23, 2021 04:17
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The TP is the wrong way but that's how it came out and it turned out all right so I didn't fix it or try to change it and gently caress it up. I'm very angry that I made the totally amateur mistake of not looking at a picture of a toilet and I totally hosed it up. I forgot the lid because the bowl became a total disaster that's why it's cut off
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Apr 23, 2021 04:22
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I'm just kidding there's no way the creature brushes their teeth.
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Apr 23, 2021 04:24
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Spinz posted:I'm very angry that I made the totally amateur mistake of not looking at a picture of a toilet and I totally hosed it up. I forgot the lid because the bowl became a total disaster that's why it's cut off lol
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Apr 23, 2021 04:32
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Your mouth is swelling up. You're having an allergic reaction. You need to go to the hospital like now dude
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Apr 23, 2021 05:48
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Imagine if cookie monster... but witn clams... clamy monster. What would it smell like, haha?
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Apr 23, 2021 11:30
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Dookie monster has a second toilet where he shits, which is nasty. This is the one he sleeps in, hence the aroma sticks
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Apr 23, 2021 19:31
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Weka posted:Imagine if cookie monster... but witn clams... clamy monster. What would it smell like, haha? Probably a lot like this restroom off of I-40.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A house in the suburbs, sport utility vehicle, beautiful, manicured lawn, baby stroller, 2 dogs, 1 cat, a hammock in the backyard (much to the dismay of the HOA), hired clowns for birthday parties, Dolby surround basement football den, push mower, runs alright, cold, cheap beer in the mini fridge, turtle necks, adult contemporary compact discs, scrambled eggs in the morning, freshly stained backyard deck, rake the leaves in the fall, busty next door neighbor, plutonic interests only, american flag, restrained farts, let them out in the kitchen, farmers markets, white wine.. rejoice! cum is not the end
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