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Ted Wheeler is a bad mayor. He just loves to tear gas us and I’ve watched his cops beat up teenagers at a 10,000 person climate march for trying to close down a bridge that the police shut down for a couple hundred white supremacists a month or so earlier. Tonight he kinda called for snitches and vigilantes to start harassing people dressed in all black. Portland has rain 9 months a year (or at least it used to: Thanks, climate change!). We have a lot of goths here. It was not a well considered comment.  Ted LOVES tear gas.  Ted LOVES the Portland Business Alliance. More than his own mother!  Ted just ADORES the Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer (our homegrown version). He says he doesn’t, but you can tell by how his police use them as informants while they’re literally shooting guns off downtown.  Ted just goes nuts for white supremacists, even if they’ve been convicted of committing murder in the same city they’re still terrorizing 30 odd years later. At least Kyle Brewster didn’t break any windows! Have fun. Here’s your template. I already made goatse. 
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man, portlandia really jumped the shark
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Oh, hey good thing he hired our old mayor who groomed that kid! 
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can someone do one where he's having an unsavory but very friendly and excitable text message convo with a bad actor contact like Jeffrey Epstein, Derek Chauvin, Kyle Rittenhouse, that weirdo amish kid who hates massage parlor ladies, Dr. Claw or um......uh...... someone bad I dunno edit: just the lock screen with the time but his background is JonBenet Ramsey in the cowboy hat. man that's good. I wish I learned photoshop kntfkr fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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This Ted Wheeler guy, woof, more like Ted Notagoodmayer, am I right?
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Nooner posted:man, portlandia really jumped the shark you could even say that it's over
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It took me moving away from Portland to realize how fake that city really is It's an open secret Ted wants to be governor so badly but keeps getting cockblocked. I don't see how he's ever getting higher than mayor for the rest of his life
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good on this mayor cracking down on predominately white middle class spoiled brats, sorry about your op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mnoba posted:good on this mayor cracking down on predominately white middle class spoiled brats, sorry about your op Sorry about your career Ted
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Very nice, op
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Mnoba posted:good on this mayor cracking down on predominately white middle class spoiled brats, sorry about your op George Floyd’s brother and the Black folks I take instructions from at rallies and marches don’t seem to agree with you, Tevis.
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*looking at your av* Now that's a plot twist.
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Bend over, Portland...
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drat dude, really nice job with his facial hair.
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Ted Wheeler seems like a decent guy and a fine mayor!
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Kirk Vikernes posted:Bend over, Portland... Close thread and goldmine
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I think I followed the instructions correctly. 
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Kirk Vikernes posted:Bend over, Portland...
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the fact that someone stickied this toilet of a thread is further prrof that there is a serious need to reconsider the current moderation staff on these forums. Mainly reconsider the fact that I Nooner, who is ready, am not a mod (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nooner posted:the fact that someone stickied this toilet of a thread is further prrof that there is a serious need to reconsider the current moderation staff on these forums. please point out one stickied thread that is not a toilet
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hbag posted:please point out one stickied thread that is not a toilet https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3930390
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i said one that isn't a toilet
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ted wheeler is doing his best to support the 80% white population of portland, and this thread is how you honor him how gross
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Ted Wheeler is a moron who thinks he can make everyone happy so he positions himself in the middle of both sides and makes nobody happy. He's ineffective and worthless and if his competition in 2020 was anyone other than a lunatic he'd have lost.
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man didnt expect this to be the honeypot it is
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Nooner posted:This Ted Wheeler guy, woof, more like Ted Notagoodmayer, am I right? 
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boy was I wrong about this thread! Dont worry, I am changing my tune guys!! here: image hosting sites <--- I am following the rules and not image leeching POSTING FROM THE GOLD MINE!!!!!
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