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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kvEavoiAc some guy invents time travel and then they have to set up an entire police department to stop Back To The Future Pt II happening but then all the cops get corrupt and try to make Back To The Future Pt II happen. Also, you can't travel to the future "because it hasn't happened yet" which doesn't sit right with me? I don't know, I just suddenly remembered it. 
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this is the movie where they try and arrest father time for killing every human who's ever died right?
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May 9, 2021 22:43
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the ten minute single shot scene of van drat shaving a camel and then rubbing moisturizer into its skin was always a little disturbing to me
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May 9, 2021 23:37
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Heather Papps posted:this is the movie where they try and arrest father time for killing every human who's ever died right? "Father time? Hah, more like Father crime!" [whips out handcuffs] |
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May 10, 2021 01:20
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The original title was Timecape, and the script featured more standing around in strong wind. |
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May 10, 2021 02:03
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i dont give a gently caress if you are a time cop your still a cop and that's not cool |
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May 10, 2021 02:06
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time cop: i Am time cop me: woah, what does that it mean time cop: it means i'm a cop, but i can travel back in time me: thats amazing, that means you can go back in time and stop those cops from shooting tamir rice time cop: why would i want to do that? |
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May 10, 2021 02:07
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*as derek chauvin asphyxiates a gasping george floyd, a time portal opens behind him* dererk chauvin: t-t-t-time cop? time cop: gwet off of that man immediately! chauivin: but why??? time cop: i have like 30 pounds on you, let me do it. |
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May 10, 2021 02:10
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that took a dark turn, lets consider the other possiblility where time cop is a cop *for* time, like woman: thank goodness, its 5pm, quitting time, time to stop working, a thing that i hate to do but have to do for money etc. time cop: actually its only 4:59 and 37 seconds. woman: god drat it what are you some kind of time nazi? time cop: i'm not a time nazi i'm a time cop. i'm just a regular nazi, as all of us cops are |
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May 10, 2021 02:14
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"Do cops still kill black people in the future Time Cop?" "No one knows because the future hasn't happened yet" "But from my perspective the future is_" "Don't think about it!" |
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May 10, 2021 02:52
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What if he just polices time, and pays no heed to people. Like, if time is just hanging around outside a convenience store, time cop shows up and drags it into the police van and beats the poo poo out of it. Or if time is just driving along minding it's own business, time cop pulls it over and unloads his pistol into time's chest in front of time's girlfriend and kids. And that's why when you're playing solitaire or aimlessly scrolling through the Internet waiting for that final hour of work to stop loitering outside the convenience store, you're complicit in killing time. It's also why sometimes time cop never shows up and that last hour takes forever, because there's never a time cop around when you need one. Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 10, 2021 |
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wimsy posted:*as derek chauvin asphyxiates a gasping george floyd, a time portal opens behind him* lmao
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May 10, 2021 03:15
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the only way to stop a bad time is a good time |
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May 10, 2021 08:41
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I remember time cop starying jean claude van dam
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Nosfereefer posted:the only way to stop a bad time is a good time |
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May 10, 2021 12:49
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The entire film is Jean Claude choking old men in the hopes of one day killing father time. |
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May 11, 2021 19:36
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wait sory what did time do?
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He made empires crumbles, he tore apart lovers and guides all men towards the grave. Time will slay the entire human race and may destroy the entire universe. But not if Jean Claude Van Damm can stop him first by breaking his neck and shouting "time's up father time!!!" |
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May 11, 2021 21:24
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nut posted:wait sory what did time do? only time will tell
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Nosfereefer posted:the only way to stop a bad time is a good time :wq |
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May 11, 2021 22:50
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sk posted:only time will tell
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 : License and registration : here you are officer, what seems to be the problem?: I'm gonna need you to keep your hands on the steering wheel and wait while I get these checked out.: Time waits for no man!: what did you just say to me? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car *draws pistol* STEP OUT OF THE CAR!
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May 11, 2021 23:23
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Does JCVD do the splits in this one too? My interest in the movie hinges on this one aspect. |
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May 12, 2021 00:38
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Escape From Noise posted:Does JCVD do the splits in this one too? My interest in the movie hinges on this one aspect. I believe so, yes |
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May 12, 2021 00:58
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Thyme Cop made his debut in the third film of the franchise reboot, Spice League: Season of the Syndicate |
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May 12, 2021 02:22
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That scene where he arrests Big Ben is intense |
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Saint Stephens’ been a naught boy
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