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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I knew a Larry. He was really into Ween, The Fall, and Captain Beefheart. also mechwarrior

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Larry's getting stung by bees

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

Dolphin posted:

Larry called me today to ask if I wanted 10 bee hives. He purchased 30 of them and he wants to get me started on our new bee keeping hobby. He said his goal is to get about 200 hives between him and a couple friends and drive down South to rent them out to farmers for $150 a pop.

When I ran the calculation and told him that's only 30,000 before taxes and what seems like a full time job he sounded pretty disappointed.

The thought of driving across the country with him and 200 beehives on the back of his truck does sounds like it might be worth it.

Hrm bee hives and explosive ozinated olive oil.... Exploding bees! Get in on the ground floor!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Olive oil infused honey sounds good actually. Get right on this Larry.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWOvq_kBO7c

Smik
Mar 18, 2014


That is a top tier Weird Al song. I had this on cassette. The part where the song is played in reverse temporarily near the end is just a perfect touch.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Olive oil infused honey sounds good actually. Get right on this Larry.

The only thing that goes on a pretzel is mustard but I'd throw that brick at the window and try that on one.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

We more drat Larry updates OP

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

A CRAB IRL posted:

We more drat Larry updates OP

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016



:classiclol:

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Why doesn't Larry use the excavator to build his shooting range?

(A buddy with a legit range would be awesome, btw)

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Larry called to ask where the hell I am, said he's been sitting in his car outside for an hour.

We didn't make any plans.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Merry that man!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

~Coxy posted:

Why doesn't Larry use the excavator to build his shooting range?

(A buddy with a legit range would be awesome, btw)
Well his plan is to tunnel into the hill that his house sits on which would be difficult with the excavator. Also the excavator still doesn't work, something's up with the hydraulics and it doesn't have an alternator or water pump.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I visited Larry yesterday and saw his bees and he seems to be an overnight bee expert. He was doing all kinds of poo poo with the hives, pulling frames, blowing smoke on the bees, wearing a bee keeping suit. He said he only got stung 4 times

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I'm not a super duper good expert on beekeeping but I do think that his sting / days beekeeping ratio doesn't seem great so far

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Larry sent me this picture this morning.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh poo poo, how much insulin did you take Larry?
Please tell me you didn't attempt to inject stones into your body as insulin substitute Larry.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Dolphin posted:


Larry sent me this picture this morning.

I like your avatar

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spinz posted:

I like your avatar
tell that to the trump thread in cspam

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dolphin posted:

tell that to the trump thread in cspam

Is that Katie Hill? I’m not going into CSPAM

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
is this a first draft for new Fight Club?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Is Larry getting an account or what?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Outrail posted:

Is Larry getting an account or what?

That never works the way we want it to.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

~Coxy posted:

That never works the way we want it to.

If you want a dramatic mess you gotta do it yourself I guess.

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StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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RepeatingMeme posted:

this guy sure sounds like a real character if you ask me, a straight whackadoo!

so when ya gonna buy him an account?

I'd be willing to bet he already has one, and I even have a decently probable guess who it is.

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