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Peggy Edson posted:Extreme gay energy Gay Menstruation Energy
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Mr. Fister, Pussy Puncher and The Wrist are all, surprisingly, asexual.
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Joker: (Thinking of the best phrase to start off with) Well actually, Bats, I'm what you call an ephebophile. Batman: (Wearing a Folding Ideas shirt) No! That's just another word for pedophile! They're still minors! You're a libertarian Redditor! Joker: But Batsy-watsy, it's natural.... Batman: That's essentialist biotruth baloney you sick freak! AAAAAARGH! (gets knocked out by one of Joker's goons while he's distracted)
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Mar 14, 2022 20:21
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Alan Scott: Hardcore conservative, found cruising in airport restrooms multiple times. Hal Jordan: Straight but loves pegging. Women don't usually agree to it so he uses his ring to create constructs to buttfuck him. Kyle Rayner: Everyone thinks he's gay and he's tired of it. It's been made worse by the fact that no one has seen him with a woman in years but the real reason that he avoids women is that he has PTSD from when he came home and found his girlfriend stuffed in the refrigerator. Between the trauma and the guilt he can't bear the thought of that happening to someone else in his life so he just deals with the gay rumors because it's easier than talking about what happened and how he can't move on. Guy Gardner: Aggressively straight. It's the basis of all of incredibly obnoxious behavior.
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Mar 14, 2022 20:33
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Buttman is not into butts despite the name
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Mar 14, 2022 20:33
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Brainiac 1-???: Sapiosexual
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Mar 14, 2022 21:27
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Darkseid: igneosexual
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Mar 14, 2022 22:00
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Fantastic four: cuck, cuck, gay, incel
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Mar 14, 2022 22:41
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Nirvana already covered this everyone is gay case closed
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Mar 14, 2022 22:45
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Even the Gay Ghost? I doubt it
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Mar 14, 2022 22:51
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Mr. Mxyzptlk is into piss.
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Mar 14, 2022 23:01
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That blue naked guy is an autosexual
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runnypoops posted:Nirvana already covered this everyone is gay case closed this was only true up to the point the song was released. the band could not possibly anticipate all characters yet to be created, and in fact there is strong evidence that cobain shot himself during a depressive episode triggered by the discovery of a non-gay superhero.
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Mar 14, 2022 23:13
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Fartington Butts posted:Mr. Mxyzptlk is into piss. Mr. Mxyzptlk will gently caress anyone and anything but he's been sexually frustrated for years because Superman has repeatedly ignored his advances. Jimmy Olsen is very, very gay. Meeting Superman when he was young caused his sexual awakening but when he got older he fell hard for Clark Kent not even realizing that they are one in the same. Ironically he often fanaticizes about Clark putting on a red cape and having passionate but very gentle sex with him. Perry White is straight but in a loveless marriage and he constantly wishes he was 25 again when he was out on the town being slutty as hell.
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Mar 15, 2022 00:26
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Batman is a furry and Robin is just trying to find some place to fit in
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Mar 15, 2022 00:27
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Batman and Superman were totally secret lovers.
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Mar 15, 2022 02:05
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jason blood: asexual, can't stand physical contact etrigran: pansexual, will gently caress or be hosed by anything that moves or doesn't it causes a lot of friction in their relationship
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Mar 15, 2022 02:06
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bossy lady posted:can the flash run fast enough to gently caress himself in the rear end We all can, you just have to want it hard enough.
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Mar 15, 2022 02:09
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Batman is straight, but he's trained extensively at sucking dick in case it may help him fight crime
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Mar 15, 2022 02:12
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Hi I'm Optimus Prime. I'm a truck and I like to gently caress.
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Mar 15, 2022 02:22
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numberoneposter posted:Hi I'm Optimus Prime. I'm a truck and I like to gently caress. finally, the ultimate fusion of truckin and fuckin
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super sweet best pal posted:Batman and Superman were totally secret lovers. Can’t wait to see that series on Netflix later this year!
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Mar 15, 2022 05:33
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Swamp Thing is a rather drab pansexual, save for his love of certain penis and vagina shaped cacti. The paparazzi can’t get enough of it.
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Mar 15, 2022 05:39
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Loden Taylor posted:finally, the ultimate fusion of truckin and fuckin Born on Cybertron, raised in a cave…
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Mar 15, 2022 07:43
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Swamp Thing is a rather drab pansexual, save for his love of certain penis and vagina shaped cacti. The paparazzi can’t get enough of it. Swamp Thing is what is colloquially known as a "simp" for Poison Ivy. From his point of view, she is a massive figure in his life. From her point of view, he is just completely irrelevant and most of her friends have never even heard of him.
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Lobo: loud and proud bear.
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i know it’s not DC and this is a joke thread but just scrolling past the title made me remember that in the big fancy anniversary issue event for spider-man issue 700 like a decade ago there was an overwrought, terrible future story about peter parker mourning the fact that his radioactive mutant spider jism gave mary jane untreatable aggressive fatal cancer which just lmfao disney paid billions for this drek lmfao
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Mar 15, 2022 10:03
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Spidercum, spidercum
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Mar 15, 2022 11:36
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you'd think you'd be able to identify radioactive comic book cum. like it would glow green or something
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Mar 15, 2022 18:17
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Dog King posted:While doing research for this thread I found out there's a DC character named Atrocitus and he looks like this lol Dex Starr The cat is named Dex Starr and it's a murderer cat because it wants to be a "good kitty" The cat is a sadomasochist.
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john constantine: mostly into girls, the occasional boyfriend. didn't discover his true sexuality until he was possessed by a plant elemental who then used his body to cuckold his wife
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