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Superman: Mostly straight, mild bi tendencies Lex Luthor: Likes women and young effeminate men The Green Arrow: Classical dashing bisexual The Flash: Gay, but not gold star Wonder Woman: Lesbian? Seems too obvious somehow, like I must be missing something Batman: Straight but volcel Joker: Used to take poppers to gently caress anything, became asexual to troll Harley Harley Quinn: Like all funny women, bisexual Commissioner Gordon: Attracted to women, has never experimented with anything else Harvey Dent: Straight. Don't expect some cute joke about his dual nature. This is a serious list Penguin: Pedophile
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Dog King posted:Batman: Straight but volcel same
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they’re all virgins
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Thanks! Will update Wikipedia stat!
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Mar 14, 2022 08:56
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Alan Scott is gay. So is Kate Kane. Monsieur Mallah is sapiosexual.
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Dog King posted:Penguin: Pedophile You're mixing up the top hat crew: That's Mad Hatter.
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Mar 14, 2022 09:14
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Every Female DC Supervillain: Lesbian, or bisexual who heavily favors women.
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Mar 14, 2022 09:18
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This list won't be complete till it contains Booster Gold!
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BrigadierSensible posted:This list won't be complete till it contains Booster Gold! Booster Gold is robosexual. He's in love with his sidekick, Skeets.
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Deathstroke the Terminator: demisexual, but can't form a connection with anyone cuz he bums everyone out.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Deathstroke the Terminator: demisexual, but can't form a connection with anyone cuz he bums everyone out. No he is one of those fun people who constantly explain to you why being an Ephebophile is the biologically right choice and to not worry about it.
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Superman only fucks other species, but they are female so maybe that falls under "mostly straight"
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Pissbitch McCree, Cajun Pissbitch to the Stars and secretly Commissioner Gordon's biological half-nephew: Loves pisssss op.
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Orlando "Jimmy Leg" Brown, Secret International Lover for hire by night, and professional Boy Shorts wearer and Yacht Waxer by day, currently permanently employed by The Flash: Straight.
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Kryptonians don't have genitals or an anus, their metabolisms don't produce solid or liquid waste and they reproduce by emitting spores that then pupate underground like a fungus.
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X-men Danger Room: After Dark Wolverine adamantium fingerpoppin Beasts fuzzy bumhole while Cable jacks off to completion and then travels backwards in time to catch his own load in his mouth. Professor-X watching the whole thing from Cerebro while doing poppers.
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I was gonna be a superhero but I straight up can’t do spandex. You can see the whole outline of my dilz, there is like zero to the imagination. I don’t have the little button penis most of those guys have, and let’s not even get started on the balls. No I’m not saving some plums for later haha why don’t you think of something original idiot! Pulls the whole neckline down and I look like I’m trying to show tit. If there’s ever a Scottish superhero with a huge codpiece I might have a shot at fame, but I’m not holding my breath. 
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Dog King posted:Superman: Mostly straight, mild bi tendencies You're alright in my book, OP
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Condiment King is slut
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Dog King posted:Superman: Mostly straight, mild bi tendencies I'm pretty sure most of his bi tendencies are directed at Batman.
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I'm flogging the nemory, but I can't remember any superheroines or even female supervillains I flogged the log to as a teen... so none of them I think. Im gay. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 14, 2022 |
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Dog King posted:Superman... mild bi tendencies. Thuper!
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The riddler is an incel and addicted to complicated masturbation techniques. Its the only way he can cum
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bossy lady posted:The riddler is an incel and addicted to complicated masturbation techniques. Its the only way he can cum Dumb people: "The Riddler only gets caught because he leaves riddles! He'd be unstoppable if he just DIDN'T! He is so dumb." Smart people: "The Riddler has a fetish and everything he does is in service of it. The crimes are secondary."
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Doctor Fate is Polyamorous and a master of Tantric Sex. He mentions this constantly in casual conversations. This is why other superheroes avoid him unless there's some sort of magical apocalypse going on.
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Robin is a power bottom.
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everyone is gay on Gay-Earth
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boner robin is a total FREAK
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Gay-Man is a closeted straight man.
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DC characters only sometimes dry hump to nearly the point of climax then immediately stop and go to sleep, never takes more than ten seconds. Babies come from magic angels jizzing in some lettuce.
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can the flash run fast enough to gently caress himself in the rear end
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booster gold and blue beetle are in a loving long term relationship, looking to adopt joker swears he's an ephebophile, it's a real thing, look it up matter-eater-lad wants to eat your matter, lad firestorm is fuh-laming! martian manhunter at day, martian milfhunter at night hawkman is a closeted republican green lantern and green arrow explored each other back in the 70s but it was the 70s man, everyone did it cyborg secretly funneled STAR labs funds into a robotic fleshlight and is content with single life the internet has been GREAT for bizarro
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While doing research for this thread I found out there's a DC character named Atrocitus and he looks like this lol 
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Wall Balls posted:booster gold and blue beetle are in a loving long term relationship, looking to adopt Joker says he's an ephebophile as an ironic troll because he knows it's been a meme for over a decade
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they're all fictional who cares
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Dog King posted:While doing research for this thread I found out there's a DC character named Atrocitus and he looks like this lol Is he top, bottom or versatile
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hemale in pain posted:Is he top, bottom or versatile He has a cat so incel
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Dr. Hugo Strange is secretly into urethral sounding, but would never tell his wife.
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Raku posted:He has a cat so incel 
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Dog King posted:While doing research for this thread I found out there's a DC character named Atrocitus and he looks like this lol Extreme gay energy
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