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ShakeZula posted:Alright, only 6 more picks to go, and a little over a day to do it. I like our chances. Hold please. e: Finally got an OT. AndrewP fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Apr 27, 2022 |
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Rasheed sucks rear end but is a Maryland native so this is a good pick.
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Apr 27, 2022 20:21
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6' 7'' TE who moves like a 6' 2'' one - Sign me up, especially as he can spend some time to polish his route running down the depth chart
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Apr 27, 2022 23:11
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Play, as I believe you're the only Rams fan involved this year, I leave it to you to make the Rams pick if you'd like
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Apr 27, 2022 23:18
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ShakeZula posted:Play, as I believe you're the only Rams fan involved this year, I leave it to you to make the Rams pick if you'd like Will do, thanks man
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Apr 27, 2022 23:33
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Play posted:Will do, thanks man I already took Chris olave. just fyi
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Apr 27, 2022 23:37
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a patagonian cavy posted:I already took Chris olave. just fyi ha HA I double checked this time. Even searched potential misspellings in case an illiterate lurks among us Anyways I loved the Kyler Gordon and Nick Cross picks, those were ace. And Jelani Woods is fun as hell to picture as a Chief
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Apr 28, 2022 00:06
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And with that, the 2022 Goon Draft comes to a close! Big thanks to everybody who participated, it was a good time as always. Here are the final results: Round 1 1. Jacksonville Jaguars TSBX Evan Neal, OT, Alabama 2. Detroit Lions Hizawk Aidan Hutchinson, DE, Michigan 3. Houston Texans Play Ahmad Gardner, CB, Cincinatti 4. New York Jets Professor Funk Kayvon Thibodeaux, DE, Oregon 5. New York Giants a patagonian cavy Garrett Wilson, WR, The Ohio State University 6. Carolina Panthers zimbomonkey Malik Willis, QB, Liberty 7. New York Giants (via Chicago) a patagonian cavy Chris Olave, WR, The Ohio State University 8. Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Jermaine Johnson, DE, Florida State 9. Seattle Seahawks (via Denver) Ornery and Hornery Charles Cross, LT, Mississippi State 10. New York Jets (via Seattle) Professor Funk Ickey Ekwonu, OL, NC State 11. Washington Commanders Ches Neckbeard Jameson WIlliams, WR, Alabama 12. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Derek Stingley Jr, CB, LSU 13. Houston Texans (via Cleveland) Play Travon Walker, DE, Georgia 14. Baltimore Ravens AndrewP Kyle Hamilton, S, Notre Dame 15. Philadelphia Eagles (via Miami) Ches Neckbeard Devin Lloyd, LB, Utah 16. New Orleans Saints (via Philadelphia via Indianapolis) Eltoasto Drake London, WR, USC 17. LA Chargers Play David Ojabo, DE, Michigan 18. Philadelphia Eagles (via New Orleans) Ches Neckbeard Jordan Davis, DT, Georgia 19. New Orleans Saints (via Philadelphia) Eltoasto Trevor Penning, OT, Northern Iowa 20. Pittsburgh Steelers Quiet Feet Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburgh 21. New England Patriots MaximilianK Nakobe Dean, LB, Georgia 22. Green Bay Packers (via Las Vegas) surf rock Treylon Burks, WR, Arkansas 23. Arizona Cardinals Amy Pole Her Tyler Linderbaum, OC, Iowa 24. Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout Kenyon Green, OG, Texas A&M 25. Buffalo Bills fsif Trent McDuffie, CB, Washington 26. Tennessee Titans EmbryoSteve Matt Corral, QB, Ole Miss 27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 George Karlaftis, EDGE, Purdue 28. Green Bay Packers surf rock Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State 29. Kansas City Chiefs (via Miami via San Francisco) Kevino07 Christian Watson, WR, North Dakota St 30. Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson 31. Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting Zion Johnson, OL, Boston College 32. Detroit Lions (via LA Rams) Hizawk Dax Hill, S, Michigan Round 2 33) Jacksonville Jaguars TSBX Tyler Smith, OL, Tulsa 34) Detroit Lions Hizawk Skyy Moore, WR, Western Michigan 35) New York Jets Professor Funk George Pickens, WR, Georgia 36) New York Giants a patagonian cavy Nicholas Petit-Frere, OT, The Ohio State University 37) Houston Texans Play Alec Pierce, WR, Cincinatti 38) New York Jets (from Carolina Panthers) Professor Funk Devonte Wyatt, DL, Georgia 39) Chicago Bears Sad King Billy David Bell, WR, Purdue 40) Seattle Seahawks (from Denver Broncos) Ornery and Hornery Daniel Faalele, RT, Minnesota 41) Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Arnold Ebiketie, EDGE, Penn State 42) Indianapolis Colts (from Washington Commanders) ShakeZula Bernhard Raimann, OT, Central Michigan 43) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy John Metchie III, WR, Alabama 44) Cleveland Browns Gatts Travis Jones, DT, UConn 45) Baltimore Ravens AndrewP Boye Mafe, DE, Minnesota 46) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Trey McBride, TE, Colorado State 47) Washington Commanders (from Indianapolis Colts) Ches Neckbeard Kaiir Elam, CB, Florida 48) Chicago Bears (from Los Angeles Chargers) Sad King Billy Sean Rhyan, OL, UCLA 49) New Orleans Saints Eltoasto Logan Hall, EDGE, Houston 50) Kansas City Chiefs (from Miami Dolphins) Kevino07 Lewis Cine, DB, Georgia 51) Philadelphia Eagles Ches Neckbeard Coby Bryant, CB, Cincinnati 52) Pittsburgh Steelers Quiet Feet Darian Kinnard, OT, Kentucky 53) Green Bay Packers (from Las Vegas Raiders) surf rock Quay Walker, LB, Georgia 54) New England Patriots MaximillianK Bo Melton, WR, Rutgers 55) Arizona Cardinals Amy Pole Her Breece Hall, RB, Iowa 56) Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout Nik Bonitto, EDGE, Oklahoma 57) Buffalo Bills fsif Kenneth Walker III, RB, Michigan State 58) Atlanta Falcons (from Tennessee Titans) Sad King Billy Cole Strange, G, Chattanooga 59) Green Bay Packers surf rock Perrion Winfrey, DL, Oklahoma 60) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Jaquan Brisker, Safety, Penn State 61) San Francisco 49ers ? Jalen Pitre, DB, Baylor 62) Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Drake Jackson, DE, USC 63) Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting Roger McCreary, CB, Auburn 64) Denver Broncos (from Los Angeles Rams) 3 DONG HORSE Cam Taylor-Britt, CB, Nebraska Round 3 65. Jacksonville Jaguars TSBX Zachary Carter, DE, Florida 66. Detroit Lions Hizawk Chad Muma, LB, Wyoming 67. New York Giants a patagonian cavy Haskell Garrett, DT, The Ohio State University 68. Houston Texans Play Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA 69. New York Jets Professor Funk Cam Jurgens, C, Nebraska 70. Jacksonville Jaguars (from CAR) TSBX Brandon Smith, LB, Penn State 71. Chicago Bears Sad King Billy Dylan Parham, OL, Memphis 72. Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA 73. Indianapolis Colts (from WAS) ShakeZula Wan'Dale Robinson, WR, Kentucky 74. Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Abraham Lucas, OT, Washington State 75. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Kingsley Enagbare, DE, South Carolina 76. Baltimore Ravens AndrewP Alontae Taylor, CB, Tennessee 77. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Christian Harris, LB, Alabama 78. Cleveland Browns Gatts Smoke Monday, DB, Auburn 79. Los Angeles Chargers Play Zach Tom, OL, Wake Forest 80. Houston Texans (from NO) Play Troy Andersen, LB, Montana State 81. New York Giants (from MIA) a patagonian cavy Jeremy Ruckert, TE, The Ohio State University 82. Atlanta Falcons (from IND) Sad King Billy Bryan Cook, Safety, Cincinnati 83. Philadelphia Eagles Ches Neckbeard Clint Ratkovich, FB, Northern Illinois 84. Pittsburgh Steelers Quiet Feet Calvin Austin, WR, Memphis 85. New England Patriots MaximillianK Matt Araiza, P, San Diego State 86. Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Leo Chenal, LB, Wisconsin 87. Arizona Cardinals Amy Pole Her Channing Tindall, LB, Georgia 88. Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout Khalil Shakir, WR, Boise State 89. Buffalo Bills fsif Tre Turner, WR, Virginia Tech 90. Tennessee Titans Ches Neckbeard Luke Goedeke, OT, Central Michigan 91. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington 92. Green Bay Packers surf rock DeMarvin Leal, DE, Texas A&M 93. San Francisco 49ers ? Luke Fortner, OL, Kentucky 94. Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Cameron Thomas, Edge, San Diego State 95. Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting Josh Paschal, Edge, Kentucky 96. Denver Broncos (from LAR) 3 DONG HORSE Jake Ferguson, TE, Wisconsin 97. Detroit Lions Hizawk Jamaree Salyer, OL, Georgia 98. New Orleans Saints Eltoasto Nick Cross, S, Maryland 99. Cleveland Browns Gatts Sam Williams, Edge, Ole Miss 100. Baltimore Ravens AndrewP Rasheed Walker, OT, Penn State 101. Philadelphia Eagles (from NO) Ches Neckbeard Justyn Ross, WR, Clemson 102. Miami Dolphins (from SF) Amy Pole Her Alec Lindstrom, OC, Boston College 103. Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07Jelani Woods, TE, Virginia State 104. Los Angeles Rams Play Zyon McCollum, CB, Sam Houston State 105. San Francisco 49ers ? Dominique Robinson, Edge, Miami (OH) Now to watch the real thing unfold in perfect accordance with our design!
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Apr 28, 2022 00:52
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*fireworks burst in the sky, confetti falls and flocks of back patters pat each others backs* we did it guys... we did it *wipes away a tear*
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Apr 28, 2022 00:55
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Big thanks to you ShakeZula! Thank you for putting on the project! That’s a lot of communication and logistic work. I appreciate your efforts my friend 
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Apr 28, 2022 00:56
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I won the draft
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Apr 28, 2022 00:56
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Yay. Thanks all, thanks Shakezula.
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Apr 28, 2022 01:16
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I won the draft nope that was me. I won it.
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Apr 28, 2022 01:17
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no first rounders = true victory
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Apr 28, 2022 01:24
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God, I fuckin' love the goon draft. There were only a few players I really expected to get drafted in the first three rounds who weren't: - Desmond Ridder, QB - Jalen Tolbert, WR - Phidarian Mathis, DT
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Apr 28, 2022 01:27
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Buccaneers won
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Apr 28, 2022 01:42
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Thanks Shakezula for running this again, always a highlight of the off season. Breaking down my Bucs picks now: Rd1P27 - George Karlaftis, EDGE, Purdue - Scheme fit is a bit questionable but I trust Bowles to make him work and I felt like he was good value here. Grade - B Rd2P60 - Jaquan Brisker, Safety, Penn State - Fills a big need for the Bucs after losing Jordan Whitehead to the Jets. Again I feel like good value with him here. Grade - B+ Rd3P91 - Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington - The Bucs have a lot of free agent corners next year so this fills a future need with a guy that could contribute right away. Huge steal getting a first round (in this draft) talent in the third. Grade - A Defense heavy draft for me but TE and G were the only real needs on offense. I was tempted to grab Wyatt or Leal because the Bucs need some depth in the trenches.
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Apr 28, 2022 02:19
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For my Texans picks: Pick 3: Ahmad Gardner. I strongly, strongly believe in this dude. I get where the Stingley fans are coming from but I think this guy could be special, a super rangy, super quick, super fast lockdown corner. There's some decent corner prospects but I didn't mind taking him slightly early. B+ Pick 13: Travon Walker. If you listen to the media this guy is destined for first overall. Personally I think thirteen is actually a more sensible place for him. He's an athletic freak with tons of traits and talent, wouldn't be surprised if the Jaguars ruin him but I think his ultimate floor is a big time contributor on the D line and his ceiling is one of the better edge players in the league. A Pick 37: Alec Pierce. Massive reach but you gotta have fun sometimes. Wouldn't be that surprised if this kid is out of the league in three years, also wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a franchise mainstay. C Pick 68: Greg Dulcich. I really like this dude. I think he plays faster than his time, good overall size for tight end, he's an absolute seam ripper and just an overall baller. Great hands, his gauntlet drill at the combine was excellent and he just seems like he can be a reliable safety blanket but also a big play threat. Love the value in the third round and think he could really help a struggling team like the Texans. B+ Pick 80: Troy Andersen. Another draft crush of mine. Was either gonna go Chenal or Andersen here and decided to bet on the rangy, speedy playmaker over the rock solid, thick and strong run stopper. Texans might not be the right team for this guy, I'm not sure, but I can't wait to see how he does in the league. B Texans gave me a lot of picks to play with this year so it was pretty fun. Main regret is not securing a top tackle or other OL. I think I improved the defense significantly, offense is more of a question mark. I'll give myself an overall grade of B-, but let's see where my selections end up going and how they do in the league. I missed most of my Chargers picks, but I was happy with Zach Tom as an OT prospect for them. Also used the one Rams pick on a developmental CB who has some really intriguing traits but probably won't play right away.
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Apr 28, 2022 02:46
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Giants won, Texans won
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Apr 28, 2022 03:20
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here’s how I grade my picks: A+
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Apr 28, 2022 03:33
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I won
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Apr 28, 2022 03:57
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Perhaps the real draft was the friends we made along the way.
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Apr 28, 2022 04:29
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I regret to inform you all that the only way to actually win the draft was to take a running back in the first round, so nobody won. This was a test of courage.
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Apr 28, 2022 04:34
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Amy Pole Her won by being the first person to take an interior lineman
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Apr 28, 2022 04:43
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Play posted:For my Texans picks: I think all these picks were solid for the Texans. Alec Pierce may not be the BPA but I don’t think he’s as much of a reach as you are making out. His measurable are great so middle of the second round seems like his floor. In a draft with a lot of defensive playmakers you added two studs with high upside. Maybe in a different world Texans try and surround their qb with support to see if he can be “the guy”, but I think you got more overall value with your approach.
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Apr 28, 2022 04:57
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wandler20 posted:Thanks Shakezula for running this again, always a highlight of the off season. Gordon was an incredible value and fills one of the few potential needs of your team. Love that pick. I’m not sure about Brisker, but he’s one of the safeties I didn’t look at very much. Karl seems like good value no matter how you slice it.
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Apr 28, 2022 04:58
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a patagonian cavy posted:here’s how I grade my picks: Lol just went back and looked at your picks, well done. A+ indeed.
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Apr 28, 2022 05:24
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Shake - well done as always. Thankless gig and it’s a fun forums tradition. Appreciate your effort.
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Apr 28, 2022 05:40
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I am meh about my Saints draft. Mostly because their biggest needs are probably QB and TE, and this class is pretty trash for them. The 1st round was solid with a WR and LT, the 2nd round Edge was pretty good value for a versatile DL. The safety in the 3rd was good value and a future need, as there wasn't an RB I liked for the pick. Almost pulled the trigger on Jelani Walker, but RB and TE would definitely be the priorities for the 4th and 5th rounds. In reality, the Saints will probably use the 1st rounds picks to trade up for a lackluster QB.
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Eltoasto posted:I am meh about my Saints draft. Mostly because their biggest needs are probably QB and TE, and this class is pretty trash for them. The 1st round was solid with a WR and LT, the 2nd round Edge was pretty good value for a versatile DL. The safety in the 3rd was good value and a future need, as there wasn't an RB I liked for the pick. Almost pulled the trigger on Jelani Walker, but RB and TE would definitely be the priorities for the 4th and 5th rounds. I think the saints would be pretty stoked to have your draft. If this was the old regime I’d be pretty confident that, given the talent distribution of this draft, they are likely to be targeting wr and ot with the first rounders. Plus you can gamble on Carson Strong or whoever in the 5th round
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