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...to their shareholders. You see, every time one of these mass shootings happens, the Republicans start screaming that the Dems are coming to grab everyone's guns. This causes the chuds to run as fast as they can to buy more guns. This helps drive up the stock prices of the gun manufacturing companies. Therefore, in order to satisfy their fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders, the gun manufacturers must ensure that these mass shootings continue. Any government action to make them stop must be opposed. They have boardroom meetings about exactly this. Logically, in their minds, they are doing the responsible thing. The invisible hand of the free market is holding a gun.
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Animal-Mother posted:...to their shareholders. You see, every time one of these mass shootings happens, the Republicans start screaming that the Dems are coming to grab everyone's guns. This causes the chuds to run as fast as they can to buy more guns. This helps drive up the stock prices of the gun manufacturing companies. Therefore, in order to satisfy their fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders, the gun manufacturers must ensure that these mass shootings continue. Any government action to make them stop must be opposed. They have boardroom meetings about exactly this. Logically, in their minds, they are doing the responsible thing. just you try grabbin these guns *points to limp, noodle-like arms*
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May 25, 2022 23:41
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The inevitable legislative response.
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They better support Pride this year when we need them the most
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grabbing ones rightfully purchased gun is my god written right and if grabbing gets me cancelled? bring it on
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grab them by the P99
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but its the sudden deceleration of bullets that kill people
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Gonna monitor the news sites so i can time my investment into the gun manufacturers and maximize my short term profit
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.... to make sure the AK47 doesn't get another nerf in cod wtf activision
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i hope some of these jokes get used by The Daily Show, because they'd right in on trevor noah's show
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkXeMoBPSDk
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