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Mooey Cow posted:To work I always wear a red ball on my nose, way too long shoes, colorful wig, big pants. it's this edgy, cutting edge humor that make me believe that this dead gay forum has STILL GOT IT! Checkmate, Washington!!! e: AND a snype?! gently caress ALL CYLINDERS TODAY SOMETHINGAWFUL DOT COM
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I dress like the emperor every day but foolish peasants say I'm streaking
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Sometimes I zoom into a meeting without my camera on and say I have a bad connection today but actually I'm just sitting there naked Not to sound too much like a self-described badass, but I never turn my camera on because the image of my face is not relevant to any possible conversation I could be having with my boss/coworkers. My boss asked me about it once, I explained my rationale for it, and he ended up agreeing with me. It's one of those corporate bullshit things that I think everyone should at least try to push back on.
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Devils Affricate posted:Not to sound too much like a self-described badass, but I never turn my camera on because the image of my face is not relevant to any possible conversation I could be having with my boss/coworkers. My boss asked me about it once, I explained my rationale for it, and he ended up agreeing with me. It's one of those corporate bullshit things that I think everyone should at least try to push back on. Look, to be honest, I also don't make excuses, I just didn't also want to sound like a badass. I don't explain if I don't share my video, but i DO video for high level meetings where it will reflect good on me. Otherwise, ya i dgaf. You are correct, it's a bullshit thing.
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Every zoom meeting I attend I'm fully exposed as my true self. They prattle on about this, about that. Always something. And then I look right into the camera and I smiiile and I say... "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy! That's how far the world is from where I am. One. Bad. Day. ...Do you wanna know how I got these Metrics?..."
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I‘ve worn a suit to every job interview since 2010 when I went from blue collar jobs to white collar. Back in 2017 I had an interview for an engineering coordinator position and naturally I wore a suit and the actual place was some tiny shop out in the middle of nowhere and I’ve never felt so self-conscious. had this exact experience at my current workplace, same thing, engineering and machine building shop. showed up for an engineering design interview in a suit and the president who interviewed me was wearing khaki shorts, a polo and flip flops lmao
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i show up to every job interview now tho dressed in my full racing gear - fire suit, helmet, hans, the whole getup. really embracing the thread title
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In case it wasn't clear from my previous post, I don't put clothes on because I would prefer to be a fuckman
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Devils Affricate posted:In case it wasn't clear from my previous post, I don't put clothes on because I would prefer to be a fuckman we all want to be the fuckman, but no-one was to have their dick sucked. woe. betide thee fuckmens.
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drat that's a clean subway car
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It's actually a space shuttle, you can tell cause it's pure blackness of outer space beyond the windows. The spaceman forgot to wear his suit and won't make it past the interview.
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Jun 24, 2022 02:32
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How fuckkng bad was Blast Corps though holy poo poo like you see the box thinking HOLY gently caress THIS IS GONNA RULE! And then its just: 
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Blast my core
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Will this make the Switch viable?
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Poohs Packin posted:How fuckkng bad was Blast Corps though holy poo poo like you see the box thinking HOLY gently caress THIS IS GONNA RULE! Time to get movin
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I always wear a suit and whether they fit the job or not is really up to chance.
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ACAB and all but the police do pay well if you have spiky black metal shoulder pads to break down a door because after the first lunge you can peek inside and assess the situation
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Nooner posted:Ive started wearing hawaiian shirts when i go into the office so everyone knows im the Fun IT guy (8 When I've gone in, most people are in shorts and t shirts. So I wear jeans and Hawaiian shirts or this monstrosity:  Basically I'm simultaneously the best and worst dressed in the office. At my previous job, everyone was required to have an actual photo as their profile pic in Teams. I assumed they were bluffing and got a text message from HR at like 8pm on a Friday telling me to deal with it, like, immediately. It was bizarre. What drives companies to do that poo poo? Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Jun 24, 2022 |
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 https://www.etsy.com/listing/1157803536/dungoens-and-dragons-cosplay-costume
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When i walk into the coffee room everyone groans because there's three wolves on my shirt, but then I turn around and there's two more on the back and everyone gasps Five wolves motherfuckers
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Do you clinch a cheroot cigar between your teeth and wear a duster to go with that
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