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Kicked down my bosses door this morning and shouted "NEED A LIGHT?!" dressed like a Terran Firebat. turns out he did and guess whos the new VP of Arson? (I work for Blast Corps)
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I want to be a Japanese Auteur game developer. Does that mean I wear leather jackets like Kojima, or a giant moon head like Taro?
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Went to work in a spiked leather thong and a neck brace with a hockey helmet and the daycare told me to never come back.
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Jun 23, 2022 00:48
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What's the attire for "don't wanna work, ever"?
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A barrel on a strap
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What's the attire for "don't wanna work, ever"? I'm not sure if landlords have a generally agreed upon outfit
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What's the attire for "don't wanna work, ever"? Stripper tattoos on the first floor, loaded diaper in the basement.
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gets really sweaty wearing this racing helmet and M&M nascar nomex jumpsuit all day
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I want to be a mannequin
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Colonel Cancer posted:A barrel on a strap the balenciaga barrel suspenders are actually pretty tasteful.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What's the attire for "don't wanna work, ever"? Adidas track pants, Nike TNs, nautica brand t shirt, cross body bag
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first they said that the dicksucking factory doesn't offer on-the-job training anymore, I need to complete a 2 year certification on my own. and now you're telling me that they have a dress code as well? gently caress, yet another good blue-collar union job falls to creeping credentialism! just you wait, in a little bit you'll need a masters degree to suck dick in america.
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Jun 23, 2022 01:13
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Colonel Cancer posted:A barrel on a strap there are no jobs for philosophers
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Jun 23, 2022 01:17
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They talk about brain drain in this nation but what they don't mention is the cum drain
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Jun 23, 2022 01:18
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Any drain is a cum drain if you dump enough cum into it
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Ive started wearing hawaiian shirts when i go into the office so everyone knows im the Fun IT guy (8
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Nooner posted:Ive started wearing hawaiian shirts when i go into the office so everyone knows im the Fun IT guy (8 Absolute mad lad
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Jun 23, 2022 02:33
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Its why I wear a space suit to my computer toucher job.
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I wear a barrel held up with suspender straps
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What's the attire for "don't wanna work, ever"? bathrobe, t-shirt and pajama pants
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Jun 23, 2022 04:07
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Nooner posted:Ive started wearing hawaiian shirts when i go into the office so everyone knows im the Fun IT guy (8
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Jun 23, 2022 04:34
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DrowningInDreams posted:I want to be a Japanese Auteur game developer. Does that mean I wear leather jackets like Kojima, or a giant moon head like Taro? Yes
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Jun 23, 2022 16:05
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I dress like a pirate (software)
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Sometimes I zoom into a meeting without my camera on and say I have a bad connection today but actually I'm just sitting there naked
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Jun 23, 2022 16:28
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Is there a dress code for inheriting a copper mine?
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ikanreed posted:Is there a dress code for inheriting a copper mine? Top hat, monocle, whip
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Icochet posted:Top hat, monocle, whip that just sounds like a Belmont who's trying too hard
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Jun 23, 2022 18:31
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Good call op, Firebats were cool as gently caress
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Jun 23, 2022 18:31
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The dress code at Dickr: the technology-focused dick sucking startup is pretty lax. The fridge is always stocked with cum and we have a wide array of cum-based snacks in the pantry
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Jun 23, 2022 19:38
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Come with me if you want to live.
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I'm proud of you son
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Jun 23, 2022 20:21
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Can you sign this form the court needs me to have you sign these records to show that I actively compliment you at least once a month as part of my deal. So.
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I just wanna get railed by medicare people all day. i do it for free but i'd like to get paid.
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I read that as 'Medicare people' and I was like 'drat that av fits'
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I‘ve worn a suit to every job interview since 2010 when I went from blue collar jobs to white collar. Back in 2017 I had an interview for an engineering coordinator position and naturally I wore a suit and the actual place was some tiny shop out in the middle of nowhere and I’ve never felt so self-conscious. I was offered my current job 5 minutes after that interview ended.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I‘ve worn a suit to every job interview since 2010 when I went from blue collar jobs to white collar. Back in 2017 I had an interview for an engineering coordinator position and naturally I wore a suit and the actual place was some tiny shop out in the middle of nowhere and I’ve never felt so self-conscious. Did they at least pay to dry clean the suit?
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To work I always wear a red ball on my nose, way too long shoes, colorful wig, big pants. That's right, i'm dressing to be a politician  
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Big Beef City posted:I read that as 'Medicare people' and I was like 'drat that av fits' You’re right that’s better I changed it.
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Big Beef City posted:Did they at least pay to dry clean the suit? To be honest I think that was the last day I wore a suit.
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