Turning myself into the cops

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Escape From Noise

By growing out a thick push broom mustache, wearing aviators, and cloning myself so we can all sit in our car parked on the corner eyeing people who pass.

# ? Oct 4, 2022 14:18

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:19

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I suddenly realize that my gait has slowed to an imperious saunter, my thumbs hooked under my belt, the free fingers of my right hand brushing the grip of a pistol that definitely wasn't there a moment ago. My God, It's happening again. Noticing a passerby I approach them and attempt to cry for help, but all that comes out is "Weeelll, what do we have here?"

# ? Oct 4, 2022 15:35

alnilam

Waking up in a daze, smelling of donuts and automotive interiors, finding a broken typewriter and scattered paperwork all over the room... what happened last night? I look at my watch and see the wound, now scabbed over, from when that cop bit me last week

# ? Oct 4, 2022 17:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 4, 2022 19:13

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

I suddenly realize that my gait has slowed to an imperious saunter, my thumbs hooked under my belt, the free fingers of my right hand brushing the grip of a pistol that definitely wasn't there a moment ago. My God, It's happening again. Noticing a passerby I approach them and attempt to cry for help, but all that comes out is "Weeelll, what do we have here?"

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# ? Oct 4, 2022 20:25

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

alnilam posted:

Waking up in a daze, smelling of donuts and automotive interiors, finding a broken typewriter and scattered paperwork all over the room... what happened last night? I look at my watch and see the wound, now scabbed over, from when that cop bit me last week

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# ? Oct 4, 2022 20:26

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 4, 2022 20:54

Escape From Noise

your friend sk posted:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 03:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

your friend sk posted:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

lmbo

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# ? Oct 5, 2022 08:11

Stoner Sloth

your friend sk posted:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 08:14

nut

your friend sk posted:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 14:03

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

your friend sk posted:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic piece of poo poo.

fuckin lol

# ? Oct 5, 2022 15:55

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

By growing out a thick push broom mustache, wearing aviators, and cloning myself so we can all sit in our car parked on the corner eyeing people who pass.

Are you a terminator? Like one of those liquid metal ones that can just become a cop? You have to tell me if you are, it's a time-law.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:05

FutonForensic

can't wait for my partner to die so I can become a badass

# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:55

Chrs

my uncle was a cop and one time when I was about 5 years old and being a bit of a bastard at my grandma�s house he threatened to bite my head off if I didn�t behave.

can cops actually do that?

# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:32

Chrs

i wasn�t sure so I behaved just in case

# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:33

Ass-penny

alnilam posted:

Waking up in a daze, smelling of donuts and automotive interiors, finding a broken typewriter and scattered paperwork all over the room... what happened last night? I look at my watch and see the wound, now scabbed over, from when that cop bit me last week

# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:55

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Look forward to fighting crime in a future time.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:20

Escape From Noise

Prurient Squid posted:

Look forward to fighting crime in a future time.

Village People cartoon reboot looking sketch AF

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:47

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

It's me officers I made the mean post!

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Ooooh. That kind of turning into the cops.

Never do that.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:18

Escape From Noise

Bright Bart posted:

Ooooh. That kind of turning into the cops.

Never do that.

[Pushes up sunglasses]
And why's that, son?

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:36

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I just got a great idea guys!

Robocop vs. Police Academy.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 15:20

Ass-penny

Bright Bart posted:

Ooooh. That kind of turning into the cops.

Never do that.

Actually turning people into the cops is bad however you interpret the sentence.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 02:17

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Officer, I'd like to turn myself out

*Puts on lipstick and gazes seductively*

# ? Oct 7, 2022 02:27

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:19

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

They put a hooker under the table to suck Robocop off as he's giving a speech. Robocop is compeltely unfazed. Then he shoots Mahoney in the dick.

edit:

"Oww, my dick and balls" Mahoney cried. "You win this round Robocop".

# ? Oct 8, 2022 11:52

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