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Stoner Sloth

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

lol

# ? Jan 23, 2023 16:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:38

Ass-penny

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 17:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 17:57

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

also op, i get it if posting in byob can be intimidating, given the rich and ancient forum culture here. i'm sure we have strict guidelines or something

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 17:58

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

op I apologise in advance for not reading all of those words (tl;dr) but the secret to posting in byob is to just write the thing that makes air cone out of your nose slightly more forcefully, then open palm slam the post button

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:22

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

just type out whatever you want to post and then delete every third or second or fourth word and it will use less words here i did it for you with your OP by deleting every 3rd word you really dont need all that many words!!

basket posted:

i kinda byob doesn't jokes and describe said and why joke is in serious style as general rule, i kinda been in of my so far, i am that you deceptively or help me a bit at condensing posts (i'd post mostly stuff with few ideas it, long posts are but seems would take whole lot effort) and return i'll you this; first clause this overly sentence only one sarcastic that i to put and two ways in you could the other one.

here's attempts to all that;

dont get they take long

setence is boring history class (one kinda imo history cool subject [pun intended])

on one makes u at tricking being tricked magpies would trade the for a they could the world for and themselves look [but with ring or trades??] (this had nothing do with post or at all like thinking animal psychology )

this joke already made generally but be more , haha... sorry be more

obviously still a lot of with this.

thank you posting if do so.

e; not a account thats what magpies about, i to have account by of tradjik can be if thats rule cos not logging with it cheers.

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

just type out whatever you want to post and then delete every third or second or fourth word and it will use less words here i did it for you with your OP by deleting every 3rd word you really dont need all that many words!!

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:51

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Chewbecca posted:

op I apologise in advance for not reading all of those words (tl;dr) but the secret to posting in byob is to just write the thing that makes air cone out of your nose slightly more forcefully, then open palm slam the post button

in fact this works for any body orifice

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# ? Jan 23, 2023 19:02

frump truck: hello... again!

OP i think you are doing just fine

# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:18

frump truck: hello... again!

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:18

frump truck: hello... again!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

just type out whatever you want to post and then delete every third or second or fourth word and it will use less words

this is fun idea and i want try it myself! although should I to even it out gubba borba joober flambin brank gornky

# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:29

cruft

basket posted:

the post i am making this edit over was objectively worse than the one im quoting

drat, you just summed up my entire history on the forums.

# ? Jan 23, 2023 20:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

lmao

# ? Jan 23, 2023 23:09

Shifty Nipples

Grinches are Glowing posted:

butt fart

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# ? Jan 24, 2023 00:24

Shifty Nipples

the 'yob works in mysterious ways

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Jan 24, 2023 00:25

Shifty Nipples

the mystery is butts and farts

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Jan 24, 2023 00:26

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

the butt, and the fart... both sides of the same coin.... opposed, yet intertwined..............

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# ? Jan 24, 2023 01:40

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

While You Were Fartying, I Studied the Butt

# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:13

Ass-penny

Abugadu posted:

While You Were Fartying, I Studied the Butt

why not both :shrug:

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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:28

Quadramind

Well, yeah, with a good pair of goggles

# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:30

Finger Prince

Abugadu posted:

While You Were Fartying, I Studied the Butt

While you were studying, I was farting the butt.

# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:32

Shifty Nipples

Dr. Honked posted:

the butt, and the fart... both sides of the same coin.... opposed, yet intertwined..............

Abugadu posted:

While You Were Fartying, I Studied the Butt

rear end-penny posted:

why not both

Quadramind posted:

Well, yeah, with a good pair of goggles

Finger Prince posted:

While you were studying, I was farting the butt.

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Jan 24, 2023 04:07

basket: crystalline beings are usually slower, more rational thinkers... unless their structural fragility is echo'd by their response triggers...

Quadramind posted:

sorry okay its been a couple days now and im starting calm down a bit

# ? Jan 25, 2023 00:08

basket: crystalline beings are usually slower, more rational thinkers... unless their structural fragility is echo'd by their response triggers...

im not posting about those two things that have been mentioned and i am quite upset that this thread has escalated to the point of such styles of humour having to be used

# ? Jan 25, 2023 00:11

baka of lathspell

Areola Grande posted:

It's all I use unless I need to make a thread

ive been straight making threads on awful and lemme tell u it is something else when ur doin a rambly op

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# ? Jan 25, 2023 03:23

baka of lathspell

op ur posts are very thoughtful and I enjoy reading them

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# ? Jan 25, 2023 03:25

basket: crystalline beings are usually slower, more rational thinkers... unless their structural fragility is echo'd by their response triggers...