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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

somewhere under the eclipse, mayor dave and i were Locked In.

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

like a triangle... A (me) B (dave) C (eclipse). <ABC

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nix Panicus posted:

Just saw the eclipse and then noticed this strange plant next to me. Think I'll name it Dave and take it home

Dave II

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

the omens and portents foretell DAVE

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Voted in the poll and it took me back to the first page, where I saw a post by Mayor Dave. You can imagine my excitement for the split second before I realized what had happened. I'm lucky I suppose I realized so fast, or else my heart would be fit to burst.

The Voice of Labor posted:

kim jong flying around on a cloud desperately trying to get mayor dave to stop eating the sun

Which Kim?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

neutral milf hotel posted:

happy thursday, Mayor Dildo

😂

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
My Mayor Dave

Twelve months ago, you saw the light,
We miss you loads, both day and night.

We feel you close enough to touch,
We all miss you so very much.

We hope that now you're way up high,
Right up there in the bright blue sky.

The pain, the suffering, now has gone,
And all the memories will live on.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i imagine his screaming av but as a starwars ghost

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Fleetwood posted:

with 4th of july just arround the corner, i think this is appropriate tho

Mayor Dave posted:



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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

Homeless Friend posted:

Fleetwood posted:

with 4th of july just arround the corner, i think this is appropriate tho

Mayor Dave posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

dave's previous autoban:


Mayor Dave posted:

Is a man not entitled to the content of his posts? 'No!' says the mod in DnD, 'it belongs to the gas chamber.' 'No!' says the mod in TVIV, 'it belongs to the little children.' 'No!' says the mod in PYF, 'it belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... GBS. A forum where the shitposter would not fear the report button; where the ironic racists would not be bound by petty morality; where the bad posters would not be constrained by the good! And with the sweat of your brow, GBS can become your city as well.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

cradle to the dave

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023
June 29, a day that will live in infamy. Never forget what we lost that day

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023


lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

7 Daves to die

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


da-ve maria

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The Dave Mayor cometh

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

aw frig aw dang it posted:

Dave, things are getting kinda hosed up. You gotta come back and sort this all out

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

dear dave
you still ain't reged or post'd
i hope you have a chance
i ain't mad
i just think it's hosed UP
you don't answer fans

Pepe Silvia Browne has issued a correction as of 13:28 on Apr 22, 2024

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

can the admins email Dave please I'm worried something's wrong

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Those who doubt Dave deserve no place in his mayordom. Luckily for you Mayor Dave is as kind as he is terrible

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