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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Yeah big thanks for running this, it was a lot of fun.

This also marks the only time I've been happy to have Gabe Davis on my team. The ultimate "good in best ball" player

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I always enjoy a good chuckle at a look back at the fantasy draft after the season ends...

Boy was Stevenson a bad first pick. But, not as bad as Aaron Rodgers lol.

THE PICKS
1.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Aaron Rodgers, QB, NYJ
1.02 t a s t e - Josh Allen, QB, BUF
1.03 kalensc - Tua Tagovailoa, QB, MIA
1.04 DocJowles - Geno Smith, QB, ex-NYJ
1.05 TheBizzness - Ryan Tannehill, QB, ex-MIA
1.06 mcmagic - Tyreek Hill, WR, MIA
1.07 Fate Accomplice - Mac Jones, QB, NE
1.08 Quiet Feet - Stefon Diggs, WR, BUF
1.09 Professor Funk - Garrett Wilson, WR, NYJ
1.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Rhamondre Stevenson, RB, NE
1.11 tarbrush - Jimmy Garoppolo, QB, ex-NE
1.12 fsif - Jaylen Waddle, WR, MIA

2.01 fsif - Breece Hall, RB, NYJ
2.02 tarbrush - Raheem Mostert, RB, MIA
2.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Brandin Cooks, WR, ex-NE
2.04 Professor Funk - James Cook, RB, BUF
2.05 Quiet Feet - New England D/ST
2.06 Fate Accomplice - Juju Smith-Schuster, WR, NE
2.07 mcmagic - Jakobi Myers, WR, ex-NE
2.08 TheBizzness - Mike Gisecki, TE, NE & ex-MIA
2.09 DocJowles - Gabe Davis, WR, BUF
2.10 kalensc - Allen Lazard, WR, NYJ
2.11 t a s t e - Isaiah Hodgins, WR, ex-BUF
2.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Dallas D/ST (by way of Stephon Gilmore, ex-BUF & ex-NE)

3.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Tyler Bass, K, BUF
3.02 t a s t e - Dalton Kincaid, TE, BUF
3.03 kalensc - Zay Jones, WR, ex-BUF
3.04 DocJowles - Devon Achane, RB, MIA
3.05 TheBizzness - Jeff Wilson, Jr., RB, MIA
3.06 mcmagic - Tyler Conklin, TE, NYJ
3.07 Fate Accomplice - Damien Harris, RB, BUF & ex-NE
3.08 Quiet Feet - Dalvin Cook, RB, YJ
3.09 Professor Funk - Samaje Perine, RB, DEN
3.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Hunter Henry, TE, NE
3.11 tarbrush - Miami D/ST
3.12 fsif - Dawson Knox, TE, BUF

4.01 fsif - Jason Myers, K, ex-NYJ
4.02 tarbrush - Jason Sanders, K, MIA
4.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Elijah Moore, WR, ex-NYJ
4.04 Professor Funk - Greg Zuerlein, K, NYJ
4.05 Quiet Feet - Chad Ryland, K, NE
4.06 Fate Accomplice - Nick Folk, K, NE & ex-NYJ
4.07 mcmagic - Eddy Pineiro, K, ex-NYJ
4.08 TheBizzness - Corey Davis, WR, NYJ
4.09 DocJowles - Chase McLaughlin, K, ex-NYJ
4.10 kalensc - Devin Singletary, RB, Ex-BUF
4.11 t a s t e - Ezekiel Elliott, RB, NE
4.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Devante Parker, WR, NE & ex-MIA

5.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Mecole Hardman, WR, NYJ
5.02 t a s t e - Robert Woods, WR, ex-BUF
5.03 kalensc - Buffalo D/ST
5.04 DocJowles - Logan Thomas, TE, ex-BUF
5.05 TheBizzness - New York Jets D/ST
5.06 mcmagic - Pittsburgh D/ST (by way of Levi Wallace, ex-BUF)
5.07 Fate Accomplice -San Francisco D/ST (by way of Taco Charlton, ex-MIA)
5.08 Quiet Feet - Khalil Shakir, WR, Buffalo
5.09 Professor Funk - Baltimore D/ST (by way of Daryl Worley, ex-BUF)
5.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Kansas City D/ST (by way of Danny Shelton, ex-NE)
5.11 tarbrush - Durham Smythe, TE, MIA
5.12 fsif - New Orleans D/ST (by way of Prince Emili, ex-BUF)

6.01 fsif - Trent Sherfield, WR, BUF & ex-MIA
6.02 tarbrush - Nelson Agholor, WR, ex-NE
6.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Cordarrelle Patterson, RB, ex-NE.
6.04 Professor Funk - Michael Carter, RB, NYJ
6.05 Quiet Feet - Kendrick Bourne, WR, NE
6.06 Fate Accomplice - Demario Douglas, WR, NE
6.07 mcmagic - Chase Edmonds, RB, ex-MIA
6.08 TheBizzness - Kenyan Drake, RB, ex-MIA
6.09 DocJowles - Cincinnati D/ST (by way of Michael Thomas, ex-MIA)
6.10 kalensc - Isaiah McKenzie, WR, ex-BUF
6.11 t a s t e - Zack Moss, RB, ex-BUF
6.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Matt Breida, RB, ex-MIA and ex-BUF

7.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Latavius Murray, RB, BUF
7.02 t a s t e - Braxton Berrios, WR, MIA & ex-NYJ & ex-NE
7.03 kalensc - C.J. Uzomah, TE, NYJ
7.04 DocJowles - Mack Hollins, WR, ex-MIA
7.05 TheBizzness - Chosen Anderson, WR, MIA & ex-NYJ
7.06 mcmagic - Bailey Zappe, QB, NE
7.07 Fate Accomplice - Kevin Harris, RB, NE
7.08 Quiet Feet - Randall Cobb, WR, NYJ
7.09 Professor Funk - Sam Darnold, ex-NYJ
7.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Jacoby Brissett, ex-MIA & ex-NE
7.11 tarbrush - Deonte Harty, WR, BUF
7.12 fsif - Mike White, QB, MIA & ex-NYJ

8.01 fsif - Jarrett Stidham, QB, ex-NE
8.02 tarbrush - Erik Ezukanma, WR, MIA
8.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Brian Hoyer, QB, ex-NE
8.04 Professor Funk - Jeremy Ruckert, TE, NYJ
8.05 Quiet Feet - Salvon Ahmed, RB, MIA
8.06 Fate Accomplice - Tyler Kroft, TE, MIA & ex-BUF & ex-NYJ
8.07 mcmagic - Pierre Strong, RB, NE
8.08 TheBizzness - Myles Gaskin, RB, MIA
8.09 DocJowles - Ty Montgomery, RB, NE & ex-NJY
8.10 kalensc - Tyquan Thornton, WR, NE
8.11 t a s t e - Cole Beasley, WR, ex-BUF
8.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Jonnu Smith, TE, ex-NE

9.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Zonovan Knight, RB, NYJ
9.02 t a s t e - Jarvis Landry, WR, ex-MIA
9.03 kalensc - Israel Abanikanda, RB, NYJ
9.04 DocJowles - Kayshon Boutte, WR, NE
9.05 TheBizzness - Cedric Wilson Jr, WR, MIA
9.06 mcmagic - Malik Cunningham, QB, NE
9.07 Fate Accomplice - Ty Johnson, RB, BUF & ex-NYJ
9.08 Quiet Feet - Mitch Trubisky, QB, ex-BUF
9.09 Professor Funk - Phillip Dorsett, WR, ex-NE
9.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - James Robinson, RB, ex-NYJ
9.11 tarbrush - Zack Kuntz, TE, NYJ
9.12 fsif - Tyrod Taylor, QB, ex-BUF

10.01 fsif - Reggie Gilliam, RB, BUF
10.02 tarbrush - Justin Shorter, WR, BUF
10.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Kalif Raymond, WR, ex-NYJ.
10.04 Professor Funk - Jamison Crowder, WR, ex-NJY & ex-BUF
10.05 Quiet Feet - Ray Ray McCloud, WR, ex-BUF
10.06 Fate Accomplice - Keke Coutee, WR, MIA
10.07 mcmagic - Jacksonville D/ST (by way of Foly Fatukasi, ex-NYJ)
10.08 TheBizzness - Jakeem Grant, WR, ex-MIA
10.09 DocJowles - La'Mical Perine, RB, ex-NYJ
10.10 kalensc - Randy Bullock, K, ex-NYJ
10.11 t a s t e - Jonathan Williams, RB, ex-BUF
10.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Breshad Perriman, WR, ex-NYJ

11.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Brandon Bolden, RB, ex-NE & ex-MIA
11.02 t a s t e - Jason Brownlee, WR, NYJ
11.03 kalensc - Tristan Vizcaino, K, ex-NE
11.04 DocJowles - Washington D/ST (by way of Rachad Wildgoose, ex-NYJ)
11.05 TheBizzness - Nyheim Hines, RB, BUF
11.06 mcmagic - Zach Wilson, QB, NYJ
11.07 Fate Accomplice - Xavier Gipson, WR, NYJ
11.08 Quiet Feet - Alec Ingold, RB, MIA
11.09 Professor Funk - Teddy Bridgewater, QB, ex-MIA
11.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Keelan Cole, WR, ex-NYJ.
11.11 tarbrush - Tanner Conner, TE, MIA
11.12 fsif - Andy Isabella, WR, BUF

12.01 fsif - Leonard Fournette, FA, visited with NE
12.02 tarbrush - Matt Barkley, QB, BUF
12.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Joe Flacco, QB, ex-NYJ
12.04 Professor Funk - Sammy Watkins, WR, ex-BUF
12.05 Quiet Feet - Trevor Siemien, QB, ex-NYJ
12.06 Fate Accomplice - Daewood Davis, WR, MIA
12.07 mcmagic - New York Giants, D/ST (by way of Leonard Williams, ex-NYJ)
12.08 TheBizzness - John Brown, WR, ex-BUF
12.09 DocJowles - Skylar Thompson, QB, MIA
12.10 kalensc - Seattle D/ST (by way of via Jamal Adams, ex-NYJ)
12.11 t a s t e - Los Angeles Chargers, D/ST (by way of JC Jackson, ex-NE)
12.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Denzel Mims, WR, ex-NYJ

13.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Quintin Morris, TE, BUF
13.02 t a s t e - Jake Kumerow, WR, ex-BUF
13.03 kalensc - Green Bay D/ST (by way of Corey Ballantine, ex-NYJ)
13.04 DocJowles - JJ Taylor, RB, NE
13.05 TheBizzness - Chris Brooks, RB, MIA
13.06 mcmagic - Alex Erickson, WR, NYJ
13.07 Fate Accomplice - KeeSean Johnson, WR, BUF
13.08 Quiet Feet - Eric Saubert, TE, MIA
13.09 Professor Funk - Marquise Goodwin, WR, ex-BUF
13.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Lynn Bowden, WR, ex-NE & ex-MIA
13.11 tarbrush - Damien Williams, RB, ex-MIA
13.12 fsif - Darrynton Evans, RB, BUF

14.01 fsif - Chicago D/ST (by way of Tremaine Edmunds, ex-BUF)
14.02 tarbrush - Gunner Olszewski, WR, ex-NE
14.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Josh Johnson, QB, ex-NYJ
14.04 Professor Funk - Caronlina D/ST (by way of Frankie Luvu, ex-NYJ)
14.05 Quiet Feet - Chad Henne, QB, ex-MIA
14.06 Fate Accomplice - Nick Bawden, RB, NYJ
14.07 mcmagic - Xazavian Valladay, RB, NYJ
14.08 TheBizzness - Cody Parkey, K, ex-MIA
14.09 DocJowles - Lawrence Cager, TE, ex-NYJ
14.10 kalensc - Tampa Bay D/ST (by way of CJ Brewer ex-BUF)
14.11 t a s t e - Kyle Allen, QB, BUF
14.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Kirk Merritt, WR, ex-MIA

15.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Braylon Sanders, WR, MIA
15.02 t a s t e - Minnesota D/ST (by way of Harrison Phillips, ex-BUF)
15.03 kalensc - Jordan Mims, RB, BUF
15.04 DocJowles - Jakob Johnson, FB, ex-NE
15.05 TheBizzness - Duke Johnson, RB, ex-MIA & ex-BUF
15.06 mcmagic - Las Vegas D/ST (by way of I don't know, mcmagic didn't say but there must be an ex-Patriot there somewhere)
15.07 Fate Accomplice - Anthony Firkser, TE, NE
15.08 Quiet Feet - Houston D/ST (by way of Jerry Hughes, ex-BUF)
15.09 Professor Funk - Jalen Raegor, WR, NE
15.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Tom Brady*, QB, ex-NE
15.11 tarbrush - Irvin Charles, WR, NYJ
15.12 fsif - Lil'Jordan Humphrey, WR, ex-NE

16.01 fsif - Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, ex-BUF & ex-NYJ & ex-MIA
16.02 tarbrush - Raleigh Webb, WR, MIA & ex-NE
16.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Matt Correal, QB, NE
16.04 Professor Funk - Kristian Wilkerson, WR, ex-NE
16.05 Quiet Feet - Case Keenum, QB, ex-BUF
16.06 Fate Accomplice - Matthew Slater, WR, NE
16.07 mcmagic - Trevon Wesco, TE, ex-NYJ
16.08 TheBizzness - ???
16.09 DocJowles - Detroit D/ST (by way of Benito Jones, ex-MIA)
16.10 kalensc - River Cracraft, WR, MIA
16.11 t a s t e - Robert Foster, WR, ex-BUF
16.12 Bjork Bjowlob - ???

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


I don't think anyone expected Rodgers to explode after four snaps, but I would have been much better off picking Allen or Hill that's for certain.

Tyler Bass, the Cowboys D and Jonnu Smith were all good picks though

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I think I was very competent the first 5 rounds (G. Wilson - J. Cook - S. Perine - G. Zurlein - BAL D/ST). None of those picks were spectacular or anything, but they weren't disasters either and probably ensured I would be mediocre rather than outright bad.

In hindsight, it's hilarious that we thought Dalvin Cook might swing the league if he signed late enough and created a special rule for him.

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 2, 2024

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
loving Jimmy G

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Professor Funk posted:

In hindsight, it's hilarious that we thought Dalvin Cook might swing the league if he signed late enough and created a special rule for him.

Yeah lol

The biggest piece of conventional wisdom that was totally bunk was the idea that this would be a league of have and have-not's on the basis of rostering a starting QB. Three of the players in the top 4 did not grab a QB in the first several rounds. mcmagic literally won because he opted for Hill over Mac Jones.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Yeah we definitely did not adjust for the impact of nerfing points for passing stats. Live and learn!

mcmagic did also hit the jackpot with all of his backup QBs getting to play without having to spend any meaningful picks on them. But Hill was the big brain play for sure

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Zack Moss of all people carried me

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