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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

THE LEAGUE: https://sleeper.com/i/jKABMnJQEzOo

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

And you can only draft players who have been on an AFCE team.

Okay.

Here's the thread for a best ball, 1 PPR league where you can only draft players that have played on an AFC East team.

FAQs

Scoring?
It's best ball, which means you don't need to set a lineup each week; you just draft a bunch of players at the beginning and your score will be whatever lineup you can put together with the highest possible score.

Each week we'll start 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 2 FLEX (WR/RB/TE), 1 K, 1 D/ST.

Scoring is pretty normal all around except QBs are 0.02pts per yard and only 4 points for passing TDs. 1 PPR and normal rear end default settings for everything else. Check the Sleeper page for more details.

Who can I draft?
Only players who have played in the AFC East, of course! Our definition for "played in the AFC East" is any player who was active on game day for at least one regular season game OR a player that is at the time of the draft pick on an AFC East team in any capacity (including rookies and I'll even extend it to guys like Andy Isabella who are technically on their teams right now even though they're almost certainly getting cut or practice squad-ed).

For D/ST, going to go with anyone on the current defensive roster who has been on an AFC East team. I assume that's, like, all teams. Just identify a player when you make the pick.

How do I make the picks?
Post them in the thread; I'll have to go in and enter them all manually eventually. You'll have 12 hours to make the pick in the earlier rounds, but at some point as the season gets closer, I might arbitrarily reduce the limit. Please make the pick as soon as you can, though. I don't want this to drag.

In the event that you miss your pick, the next person (and subsequent people) in line can jump you, like that thing that happened to the Vikings that one time…

quote:

I'm going to treat the draft clock like the IRL draft clock, where if you don't make your pick in time, the other players can jump you.

So, if for example Bjork doesn't make their pick on time, taste is free to make theirs. If taste makes their pick and Bjork still doesn't make theirs, kalesc can still make their pick, etc. Bjork would still be free to eventually make their pick at any time, but they obviously wouldn't be able to pick players that other people have made.

Anyway just make your picks as quickly as you can because I'd rather not deal with any of this tomfoolery and I want things to go as smoothly as possible. Please don't take the full 12 hours if you can reasonably avoid it.

If you just totally check out and are unresponsive, I'll fill your roster arbitrarily. If it's in early rounds and I'm worried about competitive balance, I might try to salvage the team for competitive purposes; if it's later on in inconsequential picks, you'll probably get Tebow.


How many rounds are we going?
I currently have it set to 18 in Sleeper but the final number will be as deep as we can get in the time limit (i.e., the start of the regular season). I'd love to get REAL deep to the point where we're drafting players that aren't even on active rosters anymore if the good lord allows it.

What about Dalvin Cook? What about another player that's currently a FA?

You can draft Dalvin Cook, but if he doesn't end up signing with an AFC East team by September 7 at 9:00 AM, he will fetch you 0 points for the entire season. Other free agents that have had at least one reported meeting with an AFC East team are also eligible to be drafted with the same qualifiers.

Hey, something here isn't fair…
You're playing in a league where you can only draft AFC East players and there's no money involved. Things will be really dumb and all I request is that no one gets too bent out of shape about anything. I'm doing my best here!

THE PICKS
1.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Aaron Rodgers, QB, NYJ
1.02 t a s t e - Josh Allen, QB, BUF
1.03 kalensc - Tua Tagovailoa, QB, MIA
1.04 DocJowles - Geno Smith, QB, ex-NYJ
1.05 TheBizzness - Ryan Tannehill, QB, ex-MIA
1.06 mcmagic - Tyreek Hill, WR, MIA
1.07 Fate Accomplice - Mac Jones, QB, NE
1.08 Quiet Feet - Stefon Diggs, WR, BUF
1.09 Professor Funk - Garrett Wilson, WR, NYJ
1.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Rhamondre Stevenson, RB, NE
1.11 tarbrush - Jimmy Garoppolo, QB, ex-NE
1.12 fsif - Jaylen Waddle, WR, MIA

2.01 fsif - Breece Hall, RB, NYJ
2.02 tarbrush - Raheem Mostert, RB, MIA
2.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Brandin Cooks, WR, ex-NE
2.04 Professor Funk - James Cook, RB, BUF
2.05 Quiet Feet - New England D/ST
2.06 Fate Accomplice - Juju Smith-Schuster, WR, NE
2.07 mcmagic - Jakobi Myers, WR, ex-NE
2.08 TheBizzness - Mike Gisecki, TE, NE & ex-MIA
2.09 DocJowles - Gabe Davis, WR, BUF
2.10 kalensc - Allen Lazard, WR, NYJ
2.11 t a s t e - Isaiah Hodgins, WR, ex-BUF
2.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Dallas D/ST (by way of Stephon Gilmore, ex-BUF & ex-NE)

3.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Tyler Bass, K, BUF
3.02 t a s t e - Dalton Kincaid, TE, BUF
3.03 kalensc - Zay Jones, WR, ex-BUF
3.04 DocJowles - Devon Achane, RB, MIA
3.05 TheBizzness - Jeff Wilson, Jr., RB, MIA
3.06 mcmagic - Tyler Conklin, TE, NYJ
3.07 Fate Accomplice - Damien Harris, RB, BUF & ex-NE
3.08 Quiet Feet - Dalvin Cook, RB, YJ
3.09 Professor Funk - Samaje Perine, RB, DEN
3.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Hunter Henry, TE, NE
3.11 tarbrush - Miami D/ST
3.12 fsif - Dawson Knox, TE, BUF

4.01 fsif - Jason Myers, K, ex-NYJ
4.02 tarbrush - Jason Sanders, K, MIA
4.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Elijah Moore, WR, ex-NYJ
4.04 Professor Funk - Greg Zuerlein, K, NYJ
4.05 Quiet Feet - Chad Ryland, K, NE
4.06 Fate Accomplice - Nick Folk, K, NE & ex-NYJ
4.07 mcmagic - Eddy Pineiro, K, ex-NYJ
4.08 TheBizzness - Corey Davis, WR, NYJ
4.09 DocJowles - Chase McLaughlin, K, ex-NYJ
4.10 kalensc - Devin Singletary, RB, Ex-BUF
4.11 t a s t e - Ezekiel Elliott, RB, NE
4.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Devante Parker, WR, NE & ex-MIA

5.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Mecole Hardman, WR, NYJ
5.02 t a s t e - Robert Woods, WR, ex-BUF
5.03 kalensc - Buffalo D/ST
5.04 DocJowles - Logan Thomas, TE, ex-BUF
5.05 TheBizzness - New York Jets D/ST
5.06 mcmagic - Pittsburgh D/ST (by way of Levi Wallace, ex-BUF)
5.07 Fate Accomplice -San Francisco D/ST (by way of Taco Charlton, ex-MIA)
5.08 Quiet Feet - Khalil Shakir, WR, Buffalo
5.09 Professor Funk - Baltimore D/ST (by way of Daryl Worley, ex-BUF)
5.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Kansas City D/ST (by way of Danny Shelton, ex-NE)
5.11 tarbrush - Durham Smythe, TE, MIA
5.12 fsif - New Orleans D/ST (by way of Prince Emili, ex-BUF)

6.01 fsif - Trent Sherfield, WR, BUF & ex-MIA
6.02 tarbrush - Nelson Agholor, WR, ex-NE
6.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Cordarrelle Patterson, RB, ex-NE.
6.04 Professor Funk - Michael Carter, RB, NYJ
6.05 Quiet Feet - Kendrick Bourne, WR, NE
6.06 Fate Accomplice - Demario Douglas, WR, NE
6.07 mcmagic - Chase Edmonds, RB, ex-MIA
6.08 TheBizzness - Kenyan Drake, RB, ex-MIA
6.09 DocJowles - Cincinnati D/ST (by way of Michael Thomas, ex-MIA)
6.10 kalensc - Isaiah McKenzie, WR, ex-BUF
6.11 t a s t e - Zack Moss, RB, ex-BUF
6.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Matt Breida, RB, ex-MIA and ex-BUF

7.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Latavius Murray, RB, BUF
7.02 t a s t e - Braxton Berrios, WR, MIA & ex-NYJ & ex-NE
7.03 kalensc - C.J. Uzomah, TE, NYJ
7.04 DocJowles - Mack Hollins, WR, ex-MIA
7.05 TheBizzness - Chosen Anderson, WR, MIA & ex-NYJ
7.06 mcmagic - Bailey Zappe, QB, NE
7.07 Fate Accomplice - Kevin Harris, RB, NE
7.08 Quiet Feet - Randall Cobb, WR, NYJ
7.09 Professor Funk - Sam Darnold, ex-NYJ
7.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Jacoby Brissett, ex-MIA & ex-NE
7.11 tarbrush - Deonte Harty, WR, BUF
7.12 fsif - Mike White, QB, MIA & ex-NYJ

8.01 fsif - Jarrett Stidham, QB, ex-NE
8.02 tarbrush - Erik Ezukanma, WR, MIA
8.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Brian Hoyer, QB, ex-NE
8.04 Professor Funk - Jeremy Ruckert, TE, NYJ
8.05 Quiet Feet - Salvon Ahmed, RB, MIA
8.06 Fate Accomplice - Tyler Kroft, TE, MIA & ex-BUF & ex-NYJ
8.07 mcmagic - Pierre Strong, RB, NE
8.08 TheBizzness - Myles Gaskin, RB, MIA
8.09 DocJowles - Ty Montgomery, RB, NE & ex-NJY
8.10 kalensc - Tyquan Thornton, WR, NE
8.11 t a s t e - Cole Beasley, WR, ex-BUF
8.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Jonnu Smith, TE, ex-NE

9.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Zonovan Knight, RB, NYJ
9.02 t a s t e - Jarvis Landry, WR, ex-MIA
9.03 kalensc - Israel Abanikanda, RB, NYJ
9.04 DocJowles - Kayshon Boutte, WR, NE
9.05 TheBizzness - Cedric Wilson Jr, WR, MIA
9.06 mcmagic - Malik Cunningham, QB, NE
9.07 Fate Accomplice - Ty Johnson, RB, BUF & ex-NYJ
9.08 Quiet Feet - Mitch Trubisky, QB, ex-BUF
9.09 Professor Funk - Phillip Dorsett, WR, ex-NE
9.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - James Robinson, RB, ex-NYJ
9.11 tarbrush - Zack Kuntz, TE, NYJ
9.12 fsif - Tyrod Taylor, QB, ex-BUF

10.01 fsif - Reggie Gilliam, RB, BUF
10.02 tarbrush - Justin Shorter, WR, BUF
10.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Kalif Raymond, WR, ex-NYJ.
10.04 Professor Funk - Jamison Crowder, WR, ex-NJY & ex-BUF
10.05 Quiet Feet - Ray Ray McCloud, WR, ex-BUF
10.06 Fate Accomplice - Keke Coutee, WR, MIA
10.07 mcmagic - Jacksonville D/ST (by way of Foly Fatukasi, ex-NYJ)
10.08 TheBizzness - Jakeem Grant, WR, ex-MIA
10.09 DocJowles - La'Mical Perine, RB, ex-NYJ
10.10 kalensc - Randy Bullock, K, ex-NYJ
10.11 t a s t e - Jonathan Williams, RB, ex-BUF
10.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Breshad Perriman, WR, ex-NYJ

11.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Brandon Bolden, RB, ex-NE & ex-MIA
11.02 t a s t e - Jason Brownlee, WR, NYJ
11.03 kalensc - Tristan Vizcaino, K, ex-NE
11.04 DocJowles - Washington D/ST (by way of Rachad Wildgoose, ex-NYJ)
11.05 TheBizzness - Nyheim Hines, RB, BUF
11.06 mcmagic - Zach Wilson, QB, NYJ
11.07 Fate Accomplice - Xavier Gipson, WR, NYJ
11.08 Quiet Feet - Alec Ingold, RB, MIA
11.09 Professor Funk - Teddy Bridgewater, QB, ex-MIA
11.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Keelan Cole, WR, ex-NYJ.
11.11 tarbrush - Tanner Conner, TE, MIA
11.12 fsif - Andy Isabella, WR, BUF

12.01 fsif - Leonard Fournette, FA, visited with NE
12.02 tarbrush - Matt Barkley, QB, BUF
12.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Joe Flacco, QB, ex-NYJ
12.04 Professor Funk - Sammy Watkins, WR, ex-BUF
12.05 Quiet Feet - Trevor Siemien, QB, ex-NYJ
12.06 Fate Accomplice - Daewood Davis, WR, MIA
12.07 mcmagic - New York Giants, D/ST (by way of Leonard Williams, ex-NYJ)
12.08 TheBizzness - John Brown, WR, ex-BUF
12.09 DocJowles - Skylar Thompson, QB, MIA
12.10 kalensc - Seattle D/ST (by way of via Jamal Adams, ex-NYJ)
12.11 t a s t e - Los Angeles Chargers, D/ST (by way of JC Jackson, ex-NE)
12.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Denzel Mims, WR, ex-NYJ

13.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Quintin Morris, TE, BUF
13.02 t a s t e - Jake Kumerow, WR, ex-BUF
13.03 kalensc - Green Bay D/ST (by way of Corey Ballantine, ex-NYJ)
13.04 DocJowles - JJ Taylor, RB, NE
13.05 TheBizzness - Chris Brooks, RB, MIA
13.06 mcmagic - Alex Erickson, WR, NYJ
13.07 Fate Accomplice - KeeSean Johnson, WR, BUF
13.08 Quiet Feet - Eric Saubert, TE, MIA
13.09 Professor Funk - Marquise Goodwin, WR, ex-BUF
13.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Lynn Bowden, WR, ex-NE & ex-MIA
13.11 tarbrush - Damien Williams, RB, ex-MIA
13.12 fsif - Darrynton Evans, RB, BUF

14.01 fsif - Chicago D/ST (by way of Tremaine Edmunds, ex-BUF)
14.02 tarbrush - Gunner Olszewski, WR, ex-NE
14.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Josh Johnson, QB, ex-NYJ
14.04 Professor Funk - Caronlina D/ST (by way of Frankie Luvu, ex-NYJ)
14.05 Quiet Feet - Chad Henne, QB, ex-MIA
14.06 Fate Accomplice - Nick Bawden, RB, NYJ
14.07 mcmagic - Xazavian Valladay, RB, NYJ
14.08 TheBizzness - Cody Parkey, K, ex-MIA
14.09 DocJowles - Lawrence Cager, TE, ex-NYJ
14.10 kalensc - Tampa Bay D/ST (by way of CJ Brewer ex-BUF)
14.11 t a s t e - Kyle Allen, QB, BUF
14.12 Bjork Bjowlob - Kirk Merritt, WR, ex-MIA

15.01 Bjork Bjowlob - Braylon Sanders, WR, MIA
15.02 t a s t e - Minnesota D/ST (by way of Harrison Phillips, ex-BUF)
15.03 kalensc - Jordan Mims, RB, BUF
15.04 DocJowles - Jakob Johnson, FB, ex-NE
15.05 TheBizzness - Duke Johnson, RB, ex-MIA & ex-BUF
15.06 mcmagic - Las Vegas D/ST (by way of I don't know, mcmagic didn't say but there must be an ex-Patriot there somewhere)
15.07 Fate Accomplice - Anthony Firkser, TE, NE
15.08 Quiet Feet - Houston D/ST (by way of Jerry Hughes, ex-BUF)
15.09 Professor Funk - Jalen Raegor, WR, NE
15.10 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Tom Brady*, QB, ex-NE
15.11 tarbrush - Irvin Charles, WR, NYJ
15.12 fsif - Lil'Jordan Humphrey, WR, ex-NE

16.01 fsif - Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, ex-BUF & ex-NYJ & ex-MIA
16.02 tarbrush - Raleigh Webb, WR, MIA & ex-NE
16.03 Impossibly Perfect Sphere - Matt Correal, QB, NE
16.04 Professor Funk - Kristian Wilkerson, WR, ex-NE
16.05 Quiet Feet - Case Keenum, QB, ex-BUF
16.06 Fate Accomplice - Matthew Slater, WR, NE
16.07 mcmagic - Trevon Wesco, TE, ex-NYJ
16.08 TheBizzness - ???
16.09 DocJowles - Detroit D/ST (by way of Benito Jones, ex-MIA)
16.10 kalensc - River Cracraft, WR, MIA
16.11 t a s t e - Robert Foster, WR, ex-BUF
16.12 Bjork Bjowlob - ???


fsif fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Sep 7, 2023

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I vote for yahoo. the sleeper app sucks.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Oh hell yes. This is gonna rule. Thanks for setting it up, fsif

(Any app is fine with me)

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I’ll join in this sicko poo poo

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




I'm in for yahoo

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Docjowles posted:

I’ll join in this sicko poo poo

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
gently caress it, sign me up

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Sign me up, never played fantasy before so I'm sure I'll do super well!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm in unless I'm taking a slot from an AFC East thread regular.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Of course I'm in.

Can't wait to see who Mr Irrelevant is in this draft.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 9, 2023

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Gonna be interesting to see how this works out logistically given that I can't come up with more than about 6 QBs that are likely to score a single point all year barring injury to a starter. Like if you don't get one of those you're probably stone dead.

Allen, Arod, Tua, Mac, Jimmy G, Geno... possibly Brissett, Zappe, or comedy option Stidham takes the job at some point. Then it's dudes who will never play unless something terrible happens.

So... get those Mike White and Zach Wilson shares :twisted:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Taylor Heinicke! I assume we're not doing QBs.

Question is, can we include dudes who were signed but never played? Like if a guy was on the practice squad for two weeks and then cut does that count?

Is there a good source to find all the players who were ever signed by a team?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Aug 9, 2023

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

And Tannehill! Honestly 7 QBs as Week One starters is kind of remarkable for a division that's historically totally sucked at choosing them.

Might still be a chance that the advantage picks 1-3 or 4 have at QB will be offset by them needing to rely on WR1 Jakobi Meyers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Taylor Heinicke! I assume we're not doing QBs.

Question is, can we include dudes who were signed but never played? Like if a guy was on the practice squad for two weeks and then cut does that count?

Is there a good source to find all the players who were ever signed by a team?

We are definitely doing QBs.

And criteria for "on an AFC East team" I think will be active on game day for at least one regular season game or a rookie currently on the team in any capacity.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Oh yeah Tannehill derp. Ehud still has a warehouse full of mint condition printed shirts

The goon with Allen and Meyers still has an insurmountable edge over the one with Garrett Wilson and Hoyer imo, since the QB is going to be a literal zero whereas Meyers should put up something. But yeah it's at least a little less horrifying than I thought, there's a surprising number of real starters.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Not entirely sure how it will all play out, but it wouldn't be Allen/Meyers vs Hoyer/G Wilson. It'd be, like, Allen/Meyers versus G Wilson/Waddle. People who draw the short straws for the QB (I assume) would try to make up the deficit by getting the few actual good WRs and RBs and not taking lotto ticket Hoyer's until later rounds.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fsif posted:

And criteria for "on an AFC East team" I think will be active on game day for at least one regular season game or a rookie currently on the team in any capacity.

This was exactly the question I came here to ask. Cool.

I take it we're not going to have a D/ST slot? lol

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

If the D/ST has a player that has played on an AFC East team (using the same criteria from above), they're good. I assume that's most teams?

Kickers could be a challenge.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Any DST with a lovely coach on staff from the Belichick tree is fair game

So, like, all of them

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Docjowles posted:

Any DST with a lovely coach on staff from the Belichick tree is fair game

That would be a nightmare to figure out.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Was not a real suggestion :v:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

:greenangel:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
If you need an AFCE thread lurker to fill the league then I'll join.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

kalensc posted:

If you need an AFCE thread lurker to fill the league then I'll join.

Come join us in the muck

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

kalensc posted:

If you need an AFCE thread lurker to fill the league then I'll join.

You're just what we needed, friend.

Going to input the teams into a random draft order generator thing shortly. I trust in a league as dumb and free as this I don't need to do anything silly like have a witness and you can all trust I'm not somehow tipping the scales here.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I would pitch in to buy the winner an avi and last place an avi of shame.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

mcmagic posted:

I would pitch in to buy the winner an avi and last place an avi of shame.

They're both Aaron Rodgers

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

lol man gently caress this

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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LOL 6th is the worst pick

tarbrush posted:

They're both Aaron Rodgers

tracks

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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We're nerfing QB stats right? 4pts/TD and 0.02/yd 1PPR?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

ANYWAY, Bjork Blowjob, you're on the clock. You have until 10:30 PM tonight to make your pick.

I'm going to treat the draft clock like the IRL draft clock, where if you don't make your pick in time, the other players can jump you.

So, if for example Bjork doesn't make their pick on time, taste is free to make theirs. If taste makes their pick and Bjork still doesn't make theirs, kalesc can still make their pick, etc. Bjork would still be free to eventually make their pick at any time, but they obviously wouldn't be able to pick players that other people have made.

Anyway just make your picks as quickly as you can because I'd rather not deal with any of this tomfoolery and I want things to go as smoothly as possible. Please don't take the full 12 hours if you can reasonably avoid it.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

mcmagic posted:

We're nerfing QB stats right? 4pts/TD and 0.02/yd 1PPR?

Okay yeah I'm good with those tweaks and I'm going to make them. Rushing TDs are still 6 regardless of position. Forget what I said with 0.5PPR thing, it'll now be 1PPR.

Here's a link to the league for the rest of the scoring settings: https://sleeper.com/i/jKABMnJQEzOo
^^^ everyone ITT sign up for it there

Don't worry about the scheduled draft time; once we're done with the draft in the thread here, I'm just going to input all the selections manually and start the league.

(Also, I looked into Yahoo and it didn't look like there was a way to do a private best ball league, so I stuck with what I knew.)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Added some rules and stuff to the OP. One subtle change about what qualifies as an "AFC East" player…

quote:

Our definition for "played in the AFC East" is any player who was active on game day for at least one regular season game OR a player that is at the time of the draft pick on an AFC East team in any capacity (including rookies and I'll even extend it to guys like Andy Isabella who are technically on their teams right now even thought they're almost certainly getting cut or practice squad-ed).

Not as tidy a rule as it was previously, but I realized the old definition would preclude someone from selecting players like Aaron Rodgers or Allen Lazard who are almost certainly going to be playing on AFC East teams this year but do not technically have a game accrued for them. So yeah, short of it is "on an AFC East team right now or active on game day for regular season game in the past."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Thanks for running with this fsif.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This is going to be a beautiful loving disaster

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I can't wait till some non-Pats poster is forced to take Mac Jones.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I can't wait till some non-Pats poster is forced to take Mac Jones.

Almost as good as a non jets fan taking zach wilson.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Rats now when I lose horribly I can't blame it on having to use Nathan Peterman as my QB

Yes thanks for getting this going, gonna be fun

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Make the dang first pick already! :argh:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This site is useful for just perusing depth charts and seeing if names on other teams ring an AFCE bell. I don't want to spoil anything but it's gonna get ugly...fast

https://www.ourlads.com/nfldepthcharts/depthchartpos/wr

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Professor Funk posted:

This site is useful for just perusing depth charts and seeing if names on other teams ring an AFCE bell. I don't want to spoil anything but it's gonna get ugly...fast

https://www.ourlads.com/nfldepthcharts/depthchartpos/wr

Kristian Wilkerson, you will be mine.

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