Who is Kim Jong Un's tailor?

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Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there's a complex system of fans in place to generate the luxurious, billowey appearance that north koreans associate with strength and manliness

Fans? In a Korean man's suit??

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:50

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Fans? In a Korean man's suit??

It's okay as long as it's during the day

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:04

Stalizard: Aug 11, 2006; Have I got a headache!

talk to me more about these distorted calves

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:13

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Chic Korea

# ? Sep 22, 2023 03:14

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

Jncoreas

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:08

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

Kim Jong Sew

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:10

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

I remember reading some sort of analysis that said that NK leadership image is more of a mother rather than a father figure. Thus they aught to appear as strict but overall round-ish kindly grandma,

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:19

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

Looks like he might have Kevin Smith�s guy

# ? Sep 22, 2023 08:49

Duct Tape Engineer: Feb 16, 2005; Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Chrs posted:

Looks like he might have Kevin Smith�s guy

Kevin Smith sure doesn't need the guy anymore

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# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:05

Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

it's prob the menswear guy from twitter

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:14

Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there's a complex system of fans in place to generate the luxurious, billowey appearance that north koreans associate with strength and manliness

Like HVAC, but for flatulence?

This man's suit looks like a hot air balloon and I cannot unsee it.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:24

DrSunshine: Mar 23, 2009; Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there's a complex system of fans in place to generate the luxurious, billowey appearance that north koreans associate with strength and manliness

Makita sells AC jackets that are this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXWOcB6mrIc

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:42

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

Buce posted:

its pretty funny that the rest of the world just allows nk to exist

Do not under any circumstances study Korean history or the history of its neighbours.

Just live in the present unburdened by knowledge of the past.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 17:08

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

Jon Pod Van Damm posted:

Do not under any circumstances study Korean history or the history of its neighbours.

Just live in the present unburdened by knowledge of the past.

this is known as �juche�

# ? Sep 22, 2023 17:28

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Dick Fontaine posted:

this is known as �juche�

Well KJU is looking real juchey in that fit iykwim

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:42

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I think he looks great op

# ? Sep 23, 2023 01:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?