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Verimus
Oct 1, 2009
This is weirdly well cut. The coat lies close on the chest and covers his belly well. The shoulders are slightly overextended which is an Anderson and Sheppard look which allows you to subtly broaden the shoulders which makes the waist look smaller. Because it buttons all the way to the collar there is no way to hide a neck dart or draw in the bridle but it doesn't break over the chest. There must be a substantial belly cut hidden in the pocket to control hem like this. If you look at the cloth, the front edge is gradually moving forward towards the bottom, but it's perfectly cut so it lies straight. Sleeves are pitched perfectly though maybe Ĺ" too long. Looks like a herringbone or possibly self stripe worsted, maybe 13oz. The trousers look mad but they don't reveal the contours of his distorted calves at all. The crease has been sewn or fixed somehow so his thighs pressing against the topsides don't make it disappear.



Who does this kind of work? Is this a local firm or does he fly to London when wears out the trousers?

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

jnco, i guess

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup FranÁais.
Looks ugly as hell OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

he looks like a giant toddler

it would be adorable if the circumstances were different

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




now thatís a sharp dressed man, i donít know much about north korea, but it must be in good hands with a guy looking like that at the wheel

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

he makes his own clothes op. kim jong un is a master of many disciplines

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Buce posted:

jnco, i guess

Juche North Corea Outfitters

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things


Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021
If I ruled the world all mens dress pants would be this comfortable.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




imagine him and joe biden in the same room, iím swooning right now, itís actually hard to post at this swoon angle

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Looks like air is being pumped through it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

verbal enema posted:

Looks like air is being pumped through it

there's a complex system of fans in place to generate the luxurious, billowey appearance that north koreans associate with strength and manliness

lushka16
Apr 8, 2003

Doctor of Love
College Slice
hi it's me i'm kim jong un's tailor and #1 swiftie in nk

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
he looks like he can see his prom date dancing with someone else

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there's a complex system of fans in place to generate the luxurious, billowey appearance that north koreans associate with strength and manliness

man dictators get everything good

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


tim the toolman tailor

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kim the woolman

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Maybe you should apply to be his new tailor OP.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

kim jnc un

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

All that is actually beautifully tailored he just has the elephant man disease

Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.
thatís a state secret, op

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I don't know but Ive been told
A big leg leader ain't got no Seoul

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dick Fontaine posted:

thatís a state secret, op


*places hand on giant brain*
...it's afraid.


IT'S AFRAID!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Yíall think there are actual pockets underneath those shirt flaps, or do you think the ďpocketsĒ are only there for show?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

its pretty funny that the rest of the world just allows nk to exist

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Now now it's an imperialism not to allow everyone to live according to their own culture, that is to say, the culture of their rich ethnic majority conservative men

Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.

Buce posted:

its pretty funny that the rest of the world just allows nk to exist

donít know if the alternative would be so great either

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




iíve been saying for years, someone ought to do something about north korea

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Bad Purchase posted:

i’ve been saying for years, someone ought to do something about north korea

Maybe Donald Trump should have tried to buy it

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



what the gently caress are those pants?

Kim lookin like Kevin Smith at the gas station

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
uniqlo, OP

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
i like it. im also bad at fashion though

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Where can I get some of those shoes with fans in them to blow up my pants? Probably feels real good having constant airflow down there if you know what I mean.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Buce posted:

Juche North Corea Outfitters

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011

I would salute that general

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

R.L. Stine posted:

he looks like he can see his prom date dancing with someone else

No. It is a cake being eaten by someone that is not Kim Jong Un.

Bored fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Sep 22, 2023

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Verimus posted:

Who does this kind of work? Is this a local firm or does he fly to London when wears out the trousers?
A tailor who moonlights as a parachute manufacturer.

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Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.
probably a whole bunch of them. all strewn about like clockwork so he can wear a new suit every day

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