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"No, it's like... Awful Christmas music. Yeah, like awful on purpose, because 'Something Awful', get it? Yeah they're amazing. No, still awful, but like... Also amazing. Some of my favourites. Yeah, they're really good. Ok, I guess they're awful to some but awesome to us. Well, some are all the way awful, and others are just like ridiculously inappropriate. Oh, you have to go? No, it's an emergency, I understand. I'll burn you a cd and I'll give it to you on our next date, ok?"
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"You wanna see something dark and scary? Well I got something way better than a horror movie!" *clicks bookmark to phenazepam thread*
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Then you watch Mood House and it's Doom House but kind of backward like the name, it's pretty clever
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lets just say my profession is dog groomer and my depravity knew no limits
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yeah I’ve been banned a few times and had to pay again to post. No it’s a good thing, they want and need me here.
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Lemme tell you about Mr. Sunshine...
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Just so you know if we like date date I used to not “get” irony, but now I have prodromal schizophrenia.
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So yeah I used to chat with that guy in the SG1 thread, I had no idea.
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So one of my intrusive thoughts is I say get beefy bitch get real beefy bitch in my head basically every second of the day.
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“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT”. So, what do you do for fun?
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Aishlinn posted:“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT”. So, what do you do for fun? wanna gently caress 
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Well it's a guy's mom, the guy's called Microwave, no that's not his real name, anyway his mom's kinda hot, like in a sort of "mom from Malcolm in the Middle" way.... well it's just one picture, no, we don't really know who she is, it's just Microwave's mom, okay? No... it's not his real name, I don't know who he is. But it's his mom.... well he told us it was! I mean he's a goon, so you gotta believe what he says. ANYWAY, we just kinda roasted the guy for having a hot mom, yeah I don't know if he read it all, how would I know?? I DONT HAVE PLAT
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so I got mentioned in the New York Tines the other day... what? Yes I know they're terri- Well it wasn't me specifically bu- No, I agree AI is a sham and- Listen why don't I just get the check.
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ive never been on a date. what s it like
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luv2shit posted:ive never been on a date. what s it like You awkwardly look at eachother while he inhales a giant plate of edamame in about 10 seconds.
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edamame are beans, of course goons are gonna find them irresistible
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I had edamame beans for the first time a few months back and was loving floored at how much I liked them
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I love big beans!!!!!
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I love big beans!!!!!
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mystes posted:That's what big bean wants you to think 
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Grey Cat posted:You awkwardly look at eachother while he inhales a giant plate of edamame in about 10 seconds. And you didn’t marry him?
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emSparkly posted:And you didn’t marry him?
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emSparkly posted:And you didn’t marry him? I mean it's been 2 years if that counts for anything. Bean eating skills speak for themselves in their efficacy. mystes posted:Depends on if he removed the skins first Literally just like popped them open with his fingers on the side and slurped them out in fractions of a second. It was like watching a machine. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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Yall rmemeber chickencheese???
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so here's why I think a bathtub is the ideal acoustic environment for saxophone practice:
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What's that, you wanna go back to my place and gently caress? No poo-poo, for real!?
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Depending on the vibe and how much BS I know the person can handle, I’ll show them SA stuff if I think it’s relevant for funny. A number of my exes know of the Russia.jpg threads and who Caro is. A few know of masaokis
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MrQwerty posted:"You wanna see something dark and scary? Well I got something way better than a horror movie!" So, uh, wanna get weird and maybe buy a piano?
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buglord posted:Depending on the vibe and how much BS I know the person can handle, I’ll show them SA stuff if I think it’s relevant for funny. I’m praying this isn’t true.
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emSparkly posted:And you didn’t marry him? I married a goon once, and then he found this kickstarter he thought was really funny, some guy who wanted to start a hot dog place in Alabama… Yeah so I’ve been single for a number of years now, how about you?
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