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heh, ever haerd of adobe photoshop? yeah. that was us 
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check out this pig’s huge balls yeah, i found it on a pig balls forum, i’ve made over 10,000 posts there.
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Mar 13, 2024 09:31
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Hey girl, I'll have you know I was on the internet comedy train from the start. What I learned from my experience? Let's just say that I got the sex thing down pat, just all the complete theory.  My ball's in your court.
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Mar 13, 2024 09:34
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.. yeah so it's like an internet forum right? it's sort of like facebook or twitter but without the jocks and noobs, yeah you pay 10 bucks for an account so you need to be serious about your posts - uh posts are like when you write things on your facebook wall but more intelligent. we call ourselves goons and if you meet someone in public you suspect is a goon you ask if they have stairs in their house. it's pretty great, hey where are you going?
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Mar 13, 2024 09:44
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I post on a website named something awful dot com. I bought you an account there as a gift hey where are you going
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Mar 13, 2024 09:44
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You know what is big right now? NFTs. You know what's better than NFTs? *Full throated shout* SOMETHING IS AWFUL DOT COM DOT COMEDY
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Mar 13, 2024 09:52
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So uh, have you heard about "All Your Base"? It was like, one of THE original memes. Here, lemme just bring it up on Youtube - you know Youtube wasn't a thing back then? - oh and wait til you hear about what goons did following 9/11!!
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Mar 13, 2024 09:58
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You don't know what Goatse is?! THE Goatman?! Ha, well, sorry I don't have my phone with me right now, but I can do a pretty mean impression check it oUT HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHH-
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Mar 13, 2024 09:59
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"Yeah Ive got like 3 accounts on this site, ive re-regged probably 2 dozen times over the past 20 years. Yeah, you might say ive been a driving force behind modern internet comedy culture? Oh this? No, no, no, not a lager at all. I store my piss you see..."
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Mar 13, 2024 10:05
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All of us proper gentlegoons know that the thing to do is give a personal demonstration of goatse right there at the restaurant while singing I AM THE GOAT MAN KOO KOO KATCHOO
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Mar 13, 2024 10:06
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oh yeah, definitely, im really important on there. also what are your thoughts on bengazi?
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Mar 13, 2024 10:07
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You go to REDDIT? what's next FARK DOT COM. Anyway, do you have stairs in your house?
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Mar 13, 2024 10:09
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hmmm, alright, that's probably for the best. but just so you know if this was a thread you'd be probed for not citing your reasons......you've really disappointed me with your discourse...
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Mar 13, 2024 10:09
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So get this, the website founder shot himself in his head!! We all had a good laugh over that one!
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Mar 13, 2024 10:11
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A goon? You mean like those guys that furiously masturbate for multiple days or weeks at a time as a hobby?
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Mar 13, 2024 10:15
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GABA ghoul posted:A goon? You mean like those guys that furiously masturbate for multiple days or weeks at a time as a hobby? No, no, no! Well, I mean, yes, but the term was older than that. Here, let me bring up the SAclopedia, we'll read the entry together,
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Mar 13, 2024 10:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esjxBN17ls
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So yeah, remember that hilarious internet thing All Your Base from 20 years ago? I read it on the internet first 
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Mar 13, 2024 11:24
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No, no, it’s not like Reddit at all. It’s more like a place where we discuss Reddit.
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Mar 13, 2024 11:40
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I made some flash cards of our forums heroes so you can laugh at all my references to posters that got banned years ago.
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Mar 13, 2024 11:48
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DO YOU EVEN MEME GIRL?!
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...haha, yeah, no, its an in joke about the mods. you see, there was this pedophile...
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Mar 13, 2024 13:25
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Haha look at this dumb frog icon for this app. It has quite the history, let me tell you about it- *deep breath*
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Mar 13, 2024 13:54
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Hey girl you got stairs in your house? You don't? Lol. You see that's funny because it's a reference that only the something awful forum would get. By the way I also post on that particular forum a lot. It's pretty exclusive, they don't let just anyone post there.
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Mar 13, 2024 14:34
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I was this close to being the first fairly elected moderator of the Something Awful forums
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Mar 13, 2024 14:37
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I'm on a date????! What do I do next?
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Mar 13, 2024 14:48
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Yeah, so, 4chan? That's right, we made that 
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Mar 13, 2024 14:52
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No, it's not like 4chan at all. God no. It's very high brows and sophisticated, there are professors posting and everything. You can't even get in without having $10. You must be very intelligent to get the jokes
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Mar 13, 2024 14:52
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I knew the guy who was the reason they had to make an actual rule that you cant send mods PMs calling them "r******d f****ts" when they probate you
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Mar 13, 2024 14:53
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So do you like goatse or lemonparty better?
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Mar 13, 2024 14:54
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oh, a dril tweet? i knew about the guy before twitter. didn't like, Know know him, right, but like, I quoted him a few times with a lol, sometimes a ROFL and even a Goon Sir. What? No no no, it's not that, we're goons but we don't do gooning, its jus- PLEASE ITS NOT THAT
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Mar 13, 2024 14:56
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goons unironically said this kind of poo poo like 15 years ago to real people
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Mar 13, 2024 15:02
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OMFG FURRY posted:oh, a dril tweet? i knew about the guy before twitter. didn't like, Know know him, right, but like, I quoted him a few times with a lol, sometimes a ROFL and even a Goon Sir. It's totally that
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Mar 13, 2024 15:04
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How many electrical outlets are too many electrical outlets in your mind? And do you require electrical outlets above the cupboards and in the ceiling?
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Mar 13, 2024 15:06
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you ever heard of lowtax? this guy'll blow your mind
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Mar 13, 2024 15:16
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Everything funny on the internet before like 2008 originated here it was pretty cool... pretty cool... what do you mean why do I still hang out here? It's got culture baby!
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Mar 13, 2024 15:16
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I'm kind of a big deal among the internet cognoscenti 
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Mar 13, 2024 15:19
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5 golden manbabies for you, m'goonette
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Mar 13, 2024 15:24
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not to gloat but over 1000 people are logged into this website. if i make a post right now, upwards of a dozen readers will have perused it by the time we leave. well, in the big subforum anyway. here, i’ll make a thread, hmm let’s see *mumbles quietly while tapping the phone keyboard* any… one…. tuggin… rn? there, posted. invite me in when i take you home and i’ll show you the replies 
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Many people have said they like and want me posting. Can we make out now?
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