Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bell_ posted:

The Massive Little Man's ambition will save us all

"I'm nobody's britches" is my new goddamn rallying cry.

e: new page sorry sorry

# ? Mar 11, 2010 03:29

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 02:48

Syrant: Jun 28, 2006; This post is brought to you by: Goat Bouillabaise.

First 9

The second to last sentence kiled me.

Here comes a special boy to a T.V. near you (in Achewood).

# ? Mar 11, 2010 09:24

Helter Skelter: Feb 10, 2004; BEARD OF HAVOC

Oh man, just when I thought this arc couldn't get any better, we get Enthusiastically Angry Philippe. This is wonderful.

robot roll call posted:

Here is how I show appreciation back: a picture of a really expensive delicious beer in one of your glasses.

Click here for the full 1600x1200 image.

My regular dive had a bunch of their pilsner (Mama's Little Yella Pils) that they were trying to clear out a while back at $2 a can to make space for other stuff. I'm not usually too huge on pilsners, but I thought it was pretty good.

# ? Mar 11, 2010 17:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God he is CALLING IT OUT! :ohdear:

# ? Mar 11, 2010 21:42

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Yes! Phillipe is going to MESS this recession UP! And not a moment too soon. :v:

# ? Mar 12, 2010 02:32

SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

No recession can stand the might of a five year old otter with pluck goshdarnit!

# ? Mar 12, 2010 02:34

Smoke: Mar 12, 2005; I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!; Gun Saliva

New strip! :siren:

Poor Beef.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 10:07

Integral Catculus: Jul 21, 2007; hopelessly devoted

I love that T�odor can't be bothered to wake up more than required to put on his mask. That said, I feel this really is a "gently caress you" all around. I hope it leads somewhere good.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 10:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress the reveal in panel 7, Jesus Christ that was hilarious.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 12:47

BetterWeirdthanDead: Mar 7, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

...And it was all a dream!

# ? Mar 12, 2010 15:02

Rustmouth Chafings: Dec 11, 2008

You need one wing or more to execute a class-six landing. Everybody knows this.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 15:50

grilldos: Mar 27, 2004; BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION; Grimey Drawer

Those unaware should really look up what a merkin is.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 17:10

SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Grilldos posted:

Those unaware should really look up what a merkin is.

Wow. Bloody hell.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 17:20

HitTheTargets: Mar 3, 2006; I came here to laugh at you.

Integral Catculus posted:

I love that T�odor can't be bothered to wake up more than required to put on his mask. That said, I feel this really is a "gently caress you" all around. I hope it leads somewhere good.

It's a gently caress You Friday, in fact.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 18:47

Integral Catculus: Jul 21, 2007; hopelessly devoted

HitTheTargets posted:

It's a gently caress You Friday, in fact.

I know. I was affirming the intensity of the sentiment.

# ? Mar 12, 2010 19:58

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Integral Catculus posted:

I know. I was affirming the intensity of the sentiment.

You also said you hoped it'd lead somewhere good, when in all likelihood it won't, because it's a gently caress you friday. That was kind of his point.

(prove me wrong, Onstad. Prove me wrong.)

VVVVVVVVVVVVV EDIT: That's interesting, because as I understood it, I thought you were thinking it'd be part of the continuity-arc, which was very unlikely. The way you word it NOW is better I guess. Let's hug and call it a day. VVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Mar 13, 2010

# ? Mar 12, 2010 20:58

poor and weird: Jun 30, 2007

It's also called To Sleep, Perchance to Dream. So yeah, that.

And here's some classic Lyle, because I went to Drinkin' Island last night

# ? Mar 12, 2010 22:18

Integral Catculus: Jul 21, 2007; hopelessly devoted

Zefiel posted:

You also said you hoped it'd lead somewhere good, when in all likelihood it won't, because it's a gently caress you friday. That was kind of his point.

I meant "good" in the sense of interesting or masterfully rendered, not "good" as such. It is impossible for me to communicate today. :suicide:

# ? Mar 12, 2010 23:39

Dove from Above: Apr 16, 2007; Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

Did Beef watch a Lost marathon and fall asleep face down in Molly's lap?

# ? Mar 13, 2010 03:59

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

That strip is the reason I think to myself "like a tall dog's leg" when I see a skinny chick.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 04:11

Soylentbits: Apr 2, 2007; im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

Grilldos posted:

Those unaware should really look up what a merkin is.

It's come up in Achewood before but I can't place the strip. Does anyone else remember it?

# ? Mar 13, 2010 04:11

Weedle: May 31, 2006

Soylentbits posted:

It's come up in Achewood before but I can't place the strip. Does anyone else remember it?

# ? Mar 13, 2010 04:13

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Weedle posted:

Hmm.

Merkin->Kate Winslet->J. M. Barrie->Scotland->Golf->Golf club

...that's six. I'm calling that strip out.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 13:40

Boonys Cut Shot: Nov 5, 2004; Elite athlete

Unkempt posted:

Hmm.

Merkin->Kate Winslet->J. M. Barrie->Scotland->Golf->Golf club

...that's six. I'm calling that strip out.

...meaning it's within the six degrees and Ray was right?

# ? Mar 13, 2010 15:49

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Shmoses posted:

...meaning it's within the six degrees and Ray was right?

OK, technically I'm calling out the small bear. The cartoon cat clearly knows his golf club/merkin relationships.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 16:37

LRADIKAL: Jun 10, 2001; Fun Shoe

I think you'd need to find the six degree link on Ebay.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 16:44

Xerol: Jan 13, 2007

Jago posted:

I think you'd need to find the six degree link on Ebay.

And going the other way.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 18:49

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

I'm trying to figure out the ( F Y F ) thing at the top of the first panel on this latest strip. What kind of a nipple looks like an F? Still, this somehow makes sense as being part of Beef's dream.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 18:57

Moscow Mule: Dec 21, 2004; Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.

gently caress you Friday nipples, that's what.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 18:58

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

poo poo... now I feel loving retarded.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 19:01

Moscow Mule: Dec 21, 2004; Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.

I had the same thought too until I realized it was Friday.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 19:09

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

Onstad spaced it that way deliberately! Onstad! :doom:

# ? Mar 13, 2010 19:32

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Fillerbunny posted:

Onstad spaced it that way deliberately! Onstad!

( R-A-I-D-E-R-S )
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07122005

# ? Mar 13, 2010 19:42

Moscow Mule: Dec 21, 2004; Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.

Looking at the merkin, I don't quite get how it works. It's got those tabs on the side but it seems like it would be pretty obvious you're wearing a piece. And the big reveal seems like the worst time to tell someone you're hiding something about yourself.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 20:34

Dove from Above: Apr 16, 2007; Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

Skadi posted:

Looking at the merkin, I don't quite get how it works. It's got those tabs on the side but it seems like it would be pretty obvious you're wearing a piece. And the big reveal seems like the worst time to tell someone you're hiding something about yourself.

You could probably conceal the tabs under a suspender belt or the lower edge of your corset, and keep that on during the proceedings. Also, if you were wearing a merkin you were by definition a hooker (as Ray explains) and it probably didn't matter THAT much.
Oh, but Kate Winslet is not a hooker. The merkin was for historical authenticity, because she's been bikini-waxing for years and her pubes didn't look right for a character living in the 30s/40s.
I just don't want anyone thinking ill of Kate Winslet; you got to admit, she looks just like an angel.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 21:12

Uncle Caveman: Jun 16, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Dove from Above posted:

I just don't want anyone thinking ill of Kate Winslet

Got to wonder how she feels about being the only female name specifically listed in the Wiki article of a device used by old-time prostitutes to hide their genital afflictions.

# ? Mar 13, 2010 23:15

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Uncle Caveman posted:

Got to wonder how she feels about being the only female name specifically listed in the Wiki article of a device used by old-time prostitutes to hide their genital afflictions.

After seeing her in Extras, I'm pretty sure Kate Winslet doesn't give a gently caress about such things. And I love her for it.

# ? Mar 14, 2010 05:35