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SeanBeansShako posted:I love how we all enjoy the gentle ramblings of a creepy serial killer. Thats how well written this webcomic is. A serial killer who has given me the biggest craving for fried chicken. God drat it, I can't cook it myself and the only place that serves it around here is KFC.
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# ? May 14, 2010 18:06 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:24 |
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What's stopping you from cooking it yourself?
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# ? May 14, 2010 18:16 |
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Phy posted:What's stopping you from cooking it yourself? My kitchen has no real vents or fans in it, which means every time I try to grill/fry/cook something with even a little fat in it my house fills up with smoke.
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# ? May 14, 2010 19:17 |
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Just noticed that Teodor's junk is always covered. Clearly, the stuffed bear's genitals are to Onstad as feet are to Rob Liefeld. An actual question: didn't Nice Pete lose his desire to be murderous when the USB Murder Machine went poorly, or was that just with regards to Ray?
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# ? May 14, 2010 20:09 |
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Rodney the Piper posted:Just noticed that Teodor's junk is always covered. Clearly, the stuffed bear's genitals are to Onstad as feet are to Rob Liefeld. That was just Ray.
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# ? May 14, 2010 20:37 |
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Rodney the Piper posted:Just noticed that Teodor's junk is always covered. Clearly, the stuffed bear's genitals are to Onstad as feet are to Rob Liefeld. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002 for rock hard stuffed bear cock
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# ? May 14, 2010 20:53 |
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Teodor's the least intelligent Achewood resident, then.
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# ? May 14, 2010 20:55 |
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hooooly poo poo nice pete is a DICK.
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# ? May 14, 2010 22:51 |
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Vitriol posted:hooooly poo poo nice pete is a DICK. Sadly, I know you can run and poo poo at the same time. The internet gave me video evidence for this, whether I wanted it or not. (I did not, but my then-roommate was very interested in this possibility)
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# ? May 14, 2010 23:03 |
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Man, being naked, beaten up, and squatting on someone's lawn in the middle of the night is one of those situations that just has no explanation at all when someone asks you what you're doing.
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# ? May 14, 2010 23:04 |
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This is funny like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was funny.
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# ? May 14, 2010 23:15 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:All I can think of are self-inflicted injuries. There was that time he cut himself in front of Little Nephew. Oh, and then the USB murder machine stabbed him in the eye... It didn't really stab him so much as fuckstart his face.
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# ? May 14, 2010 23:53 |
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Rodney the Piper posted:Just noticed that Teodor's junk is always covered. Clearly, the stuffed bear's genitals are to Onstad as feet are to Rob Liefeld. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07122007 (alt-text) - First rule of Achewood! quote:An actual question: didn't Nice Pete lose his desire to be murderous when the USB Murder Machine went poorly, or was that just with regards to Ray? I think it's offensive that you think Nice Pete is being murderous. He is clearly just having a good time.
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# ? May 15, 2010 02:15 |
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Deathlove posted:I think it's offensive that you think Nice Pete is being murderous. He is clearly just having a good time. This is a "high school experience". It is belated tales of glorious pubescent tomfoolery. This is a Missing Piece being put in Place.
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# ? May 15, 2010 03:25 |
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where da fux lyle —Fan of Lyle
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# ? May 15, 2010 09:04 |
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Personally, I want more Sidney Yamahata.
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# ? May 15, 2010 09:43 |
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perhaps you would be interested in a link to the blog where I keep my Yamahata/Honikker slash fiction???
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# ? May 15, 2010 10:08 |
You know, I was actually wondering where Lyle has been lately too.
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# ? May 15, 2010 14:53 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:You know, I was actually wondering where Lyle has been lately too. Drinkin' Island.
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# ? May 15, 2010 17:10 |
Happy Hippo posted:Drinkin' Island. With Lemmy as the Mayor of Drinkin' Island it is uncool to not drink yourself stupid before you leave.
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# ? May 15, 2010 21:23 |
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What's the difference between the Fanflow and the Archived Edition of Achewood? Is the Archived Edition not on the Fanflow?
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# ? May 15, 2010 22:43 |
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Rodney the Piper posted:What's the difference between the Fanflow and the Archived Edition of Achewood? Is the Archived Edition not on the Fanflow? Archives are just that: old strips. You can read it in order. Fanflow is a subscription service that Onstad updates with all sorts of stuff that isn't available anywhere else. It is worth the price.
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# ? May 15, 2010 23:18 |
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Fanflow is basically where the character blogs are now.
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# ? May 15, 2010 23:26 |
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Chris Onstad posted:Would Cavender's Greek Seasoning be at home, say, on poo poo you're sizzling up for gyros, or roast chicken, or...? What's it compare to? Cavender's Greek Seasoning is a tradition in my family for reasons that are mysterious to me. I am a very basic kind of cook, who is content to eat something nourishing and tasty and not think about it in more depth than that; but for nostalgic reasons, I am eager to hear about any innovations you make with Cavender's. If you haven't already found yourself a can, I can tell you that it's less like outright salt than Lowry's, but that its flavor tends to overpower whatever you put it on. It has a very Mediterranean flavor to it that would not be misplaced on gyros, I think.
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# ? May 16, 2010 00:04 |
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This is fantastic, Pete almost has it right, going through the motions of actual activities as if that alone is enough.Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Just joking, Mr. Onstad. I am not going to shoot Obama to try to impress you or anything. Kill Obama? It all makes sense now!
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# ? May 16, 2010 00:27 |
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Happy Hippo posted:Drinkin' Island. OH MY GOD I SEE IT Anyways, this was so unexpected...After building up Nice Pete's usual sociopathy, I didn't expect his coup de grace to just completely prank T like that. That was fantastic.
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# ? May 16, 2010 01:14 |
The question now is, who is going to punch Teodor in the junk? and will Nice Pete drive by with a slide whistle?
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# ? May 16, 2010 01:18 |
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Happy Hippo posted:Archives are just that: old strips. You can read it in order. Fanflow is a subscription service that Onstad updates with all sorts of stuff that isn't available anywhere else. It is worth the price. I don't mean the Archives, but this.
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# ? May 16, 2010 06:09 |
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Rodney the Piper posted:I don't mean the Archives, but this. That page pretty much answers it. quote:Consisting of seventy-six mixed format installments, this was the only subscription-based Achewood content ever offered. These pieces appeared regularly at Serializer between 2002-2004. Basically it was a sort of protofanflow from years ago. I don't think it's available on the regular Fanflow now, though.
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# ? May 16, 2010 11:08 |
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You'd think going to Taco Bell FIRST would have made this process much easier.
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# ? May 17, 2010 01:43 |
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Achewood has featured a lot of peeling out vans over the years. Chris, do you have a secret desire to peel out a van?
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# ? May 17, 2010 04:34 |
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Are you saying you aren't a peeling-out enthusiast?
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# ? May 17, 2010 04:38 |
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StealthStealth posted:You'd think going to Taco Bell FIRST would have made this process much easier. Are you trying to apply normal, straight-forward logical thinking to Nice Pete AND High School shenanigans?
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# ? May 17, 2010 04:44 |
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robot roll call posted:Achewood has featured a lot of peeling out vans over the years. it is what separates us from lower animals
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# ? May 17, 2010 05:03 |
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Jerusalem posted:Are you trying to apply normal, straight-forward logical thinking to Nice Pete AND High School shenanigans? It is a poop joke. I support it.
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# ? May 17, 2010 05:05 |
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Fire sauce would have made the job both easier in the short and more difficult in the long.
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# ? May 17, 2010 06:05 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:it is what separates us from lower animals Actually, if you recall what Todd did in the illegal van, it's one thing we have in common with lower animals.
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# ? May 17, 2010 06:11 |
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New strip This is turning out to be quite the surreal experience for Téodor.
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# ? May 19, 2010 06:56 |
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Incredible. I feel like I should start framing some of these.
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# ? May 19, 2010 07:33 |
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There's nothing quite like Achewood's writing, is there (You NEVER shoot a doodie-boy on a acid trip)
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