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Basketball, dogg.
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Jun 9, 2010 00:57
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I disagree fully. Nice Pete only kills when he has a reason. Or when there are children to go into a box.
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Jun 9, 2010 01:13
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Welp it was nice meeting you Nathan, say hello to Trouble Man and No-No on your way up. I don't know what is worse about the impending outcome, the murder, or that the night's events will cement Teodor's status as 'Nice Pete's Friend'.
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Jun 9, 2010 01:15
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I think Teodor might find himself in a repeat of the situation in which he first met Rod Huggins. Only this time, leaving will only earn him the respect of Circus Penis if he survives.
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Jun 9, 2010 01:51
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Well, at least he's old and lived a nice, long life. Most old people that eat at Denny's have had a nice, long life.
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Jun 9, 2010 02:21
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...or do you agree that it is okay
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bloodychill posted:Well, at least he's old and lived a nice, long life. Most old people that eat at Denny's have had a If you are old and are eating at a Denny's alone in the middle of the night I do not think there is a long chain of happy moments leading up to that meal. Nobody goes "boy, I've had a long, fulfilling day, full of good times and happy occassions, lets go to Denny's at 2am alone and order a cheeseburger with no fries."
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Jun 9, 2010 02:55
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Nice Pete has some strange ideas about high school
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Jun 9, 2010 02:56
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Like no one here ever went to Denny's in the middle night to meet old homosexuals while in high school.
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Jun 9, 2010 02:59
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Teodor, watch out for your cornhole, bud.
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Sigma-X posted:If you are old and are eating at a Denny's alone in the middle of the night I do not think there is a long chain of happy moments leading up to that meal. I wasn't convinced until "no fries." Good point.
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Jun 9, 2010 03:21
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bloodychill posted:I wasn't convinced until "no fries." Good point. Imagine how sad your life has to be that you order your burger with no fries.
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Jun 9, 2010 03:31
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Wandering Knitter posted:I fear the next strip more than anything I don't know, I have a feeling that the strip after the next strip will be the worst.
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Jun 9, 2010 03:32
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The hostess looking out the window and seeing a battered, bruised and bleeding naked Teodor slumped against the van window must have been a horrible mindfuck. But then again, she does work at Denny's so.... welp.
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Jun 9, 2010 04:14
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Oh god, Teodor was just trying to sleep HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SLEEP how did this night ever happen to him
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Jun 9, 2010 04:50
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Diet Poison posted:Oh god, Teodor was just trying to sleep HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SLEEP how did this night ever happen to him This is poo poo Scorsese would hesitate to put a guy through at three in the morning
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Jun 9, 2010 04:57
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Diet Poison posted:Oh god, Teodor was just trying to sleep HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SLEEP how did this night ever happen to him He went to bed naked.
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Jun 9, 2010 04:57
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Wandering Knitter posted:Imagine how sad your life has to be that you order your burger with no fries. Fries just slow you down.
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Jun 9, 2010 05:20
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I very much want that young lady to get RIGHT on the phone to the police. I don't know if it will do any good, though.
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Jun 9, 2010 10:41
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This strip is the best place to start reading Achewood.
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Jun 9, 2010 11:58
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Man is Nice Pete in for a surprise when Nathan turns out to be Nate Smalls !!
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Unkempt posted:Go for it 
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Jun 9, 2010 17:13
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Andy Larson is the name of a man who used to (still does?) the weather for a morning news program in Portland. Chris Onstad now lives in Portland. Coincidence?
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the Professor posted:Man is Nice Pete in for a surprise when Nathan turns out to be Nate Smalls !!
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Andy Larson is the name of a man who used to (still does?) the weather for a morning news program in Portland. Anybody who does anything on TV in the morning most definitely doesn't get watched by me. And is there anything less useful than a Portland weather report? It's raining. I have a window. So, yeah, a coincidence. Pete thought these names just sounded like generic Americana, like guys who would know the Hardy Boys.
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Chris Onstad trying to cover up his Portland morning weather guy rape/murder fan-fiction ITT.
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Jun 9, 2010 22:35
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I hate you so much I will have my cartoon serial-killer cat impersonate you to lure an elderly homosexual to his van
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100% creeped the gently caress out now, thanks Onstad!
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Does anyone else get a 'this could be the end of Achewood' vibe from this arc? I really can't see how we can go back to light-hearted strips about baby otters or cat bros after this. I'm also slightly concerned that Onstad may be in the midst of a nervous breakdown.
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Owlkill posted:Does anyone else get a 'this could be the end of Achewood' vibe from this arc? I really can't see how we can go back to light-hearted strips about baby otters or cat bros after this. I'm also slightly concerned that Onstad may be in the midst of a nervous breakdown. Hey, we've had Nice Pete nightmare arcs before (like the one about the secret ice cream shop). Just because we're deep in the mouth of madness doesn't mean we can't just hop right back to the usual light-hearted japery after this is done.
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Jun 10, 2010 15:28
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Owlkill posted:Does anyone else get a 'this could be the end of Achewood' vibe from this arc? I really can't see how we can go back to light-hearted strips about baby otters or cat bros after this. I'm also slightly concerned that Onstad may be in the midst of a nervous breakdown. Dogg, just relax. Achewood shifts tone every now and again, no big thing. Remember the Cartilage Head arc?
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Achewood will not end until we get to the arc where Ray and Beef have to travel to parallel universes to stop Lonis F. Edison, who suddenly returns and tries to take over the Multiverse by turning all the secondary and incidental characters into vampires. This leads to Heartfelt Drama and Emotions. In the middle of the arc there are a few pure-text updates where Onstad explains his newfound faith in a form of Islam of his own devising, and he lectures the reader at length about gender roles and the proper way to prepare stuffed eggplant.
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Jun 10, 2010 15:30
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:...and the proper way to prepare stuffed eggplant. If it's anything like Nice Pete's recipie for fried chicken, I think it'd be worth it. Seriously, that fried chicken recipe is life changing.
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Wa11y posted:If it's anything like Nice Pete's recipie for fried chicken, I think it'd be worth it. end is a kind of change
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Owlkill posted:Does anyone else get a 'this could be the end of Achewood' vibe from this arc? I really can't see how we can go back to light-hearted strips about baby otters or cat bros after this. I'm also slightly concerned that Onstad may be in the midst of a nervous breakdown. welcome to achewood you're obviously new here 
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Owlkill posted:Does anyone else get a 'this could be the end of Achewood' vibe from this arc? I really can't see how we can go back to light-hearted strips about baby otters or cat bros after this. I'm also slightly concerned that Onstad may be in the midst of a nervous breakdown. Remember the time when Nice Pete kidnapped Philippe and took him to a run-down ice cream shop in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night?
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Ashenai posted:welcome to achewood you're obviously new here What's surprising about this arc is not how disturbing it is but how it is disturbing. This is classic Achewood.
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Sigma-X posted:end is a kind of change Peter H. Cropes posted:It should sizzle and bubble aggressively, but not dangerously. You should not feel that this chicken endangers you. Nice Pete doesn't want to see you hurt.
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