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reichsten: Jan 13, 2010

thunderthief posted:

it's almost funnier when he stops rhyming at the end and just straight dissin him haha

You probably still jerk off with your butt cheeks out, listening to mood music.

# ? Dec 28, 2010 04:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:53

jngshin: Feb 16, 2005; by Ozmaugh

act five posted:

WHITE HOUSE WHITE HOUSE WHITE HOUSE

This is the best interview.

His view on homosexuality is 100% in line with mine. What the gently caress? Anyways, JUST started checking his stuff out. It's kind of weird cause I just got through a huge Lupe phase, and this is definitely the other end of the spectrum. The Bill Clinton song is nice. He's definitely one of those artists whose appeal I could never explain to my friends, especially girls. I wouldn't try either.

# ? Dec 28, 2010 06:01

Chade Johnson: Oct 12, 2009; by Ozmaugh

I like what Cormega said about him. He's a real MC that's why other real MC's gently caress with him. You don't see Cormega with Gucci or Three 6 Mafia.

# ? Dec 28, 2010 06:36

a milk crime: Jun 30, 2007; Murky Waters
big business man

agro_cragg posted:

I find his interviews more interesting than his music. I like Bill Clinton and Wonton Soup, but I'm having trouble finding a song where he raps like he's making an effort.

I think that Reggie Miller ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtAZ7aVfrug ) and Myspace ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HYMorqtyo ) sound like he's trying to make an effort at rapping.

# ? Dec 28, 2010 21:51

jsun: Jun 23, 2004; I've brought you some cake and wine

Lil B has a tumblr now and its just as good as his twitter.

http://diorpaint.tumblr.com/

# ? Dec 29, 2010 19:45

Nova Bizzare: Jun 2, 2006; ...and it made me smile.

Chade Johnson posted:

I like what Cormega said about him. He's a real MC that's why other real MC's gently caress with him. You don't see Cormega with Gucci or Three 6 Mafia.

Cormega sees the way the wind is blowing. Swag on hundred thousand, hundred trillion.

# ? Dec 29, 2010 22:53

Radio Spiricom: Aug 17, 2009

jsun posted:

Lil B has a tumblr now and its just as good as his twitter.

http://diorpaint.tumblr.com/

I wonder if he has as many tumblrs as he has myspaces/if he's working on it.

# ? Dec 29, 2010 23:56

the_american_dream: Apr 12, 2008; GAHDAMN

JohnnyMondo posted:

You probably still jerk off with your butt cheeks out, listening to mood music.

This one wins

# ? Dec 31, 2010 00:22

AKP: Oct 17, 2007; by XyloJW

i fakd lil b's bitch

AKP fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 24, 2014

# ? Dec 31, 2010 00:42

reichsten: Jan 13, 2010

the_american_dream posted:

This one wins

Welp

# ? Dec 31, 2010 05:10

a milk crime: Jun 30, 2007; Murky Waters
big business man

I don't think this one has been posted, but if you haven't seen the Fader video interview, then do watch - it is the one to silence all the haters/confused. (also, "what is based?" is covered in this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akEURYfYVRQ

edit: also AKP thanks for the I Am vid. I'm surprised at how many Lil B songs I don't know about (my based music collection is over 400 mp3s - about a dozen or so duplicates on a few mixtapes, but that happens). This is honestly one of my favorite songs.

a milk crime fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 31, 2010

# ? Dec 31, 2010 15:50

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

maxnmona posted:

so Wesley Willis never died after all

Not enough about crowds roaring like lions or Batman being an rear end in a top hat.

# ? Dec 31, 2010 19:42

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

LIL B INKS DEAL WITH AMALGAM DIGITAL

exclaim.ca posted:

This year was a huge one for prolific hip-hop weirdo Lil B, with highlights including his MF Doom-saluting MF Based mixtape and his Salem-sampling, trap-game decrying tune "Slangin Yayo," but the rapper is poised to have an even bigger 2011. XXL reports that Lil B has signed on with Amalgam Digital for his next albums.

Keeping up with his habit of dropping online mixtapes, both of his upcoming albums will be available solely in the digital realm.

The first set, Angels Exodus, drops January 18. Check out wild album cover above. Have you ever seen such a ballin' Jesus Christ pose? B's all nailed to the cross but he's still draped in panties and bling. A proper release date for Glass Face, which is being touted as his proper solo debut, has yet to be revealed, though a statement from the rapper alludes both sets will be game changers.

�Shout outs to Amalgam Digital, they been ahead of this for a while,� B said in a statement. �We are putting out these two albums called Angels Exodus and then Glass Face. It�s going to be historical works of art with these albums. On Angels Exodus it�s going to be real hip-hop and sticking to the script. I�ll be going far outside of the boundaries and staying far away from the script too. The Glass Face album will live up to it�s name. These albums are something everyone will understand. They are the reason why I�m 10� tall and everyone else is just 6�7��no diss. You know I love everybody.�

Thank You Based God

edit: waterfront seven hundred ask about me, my whole city hate me cause I'm so pretty

Bliggers- fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Jan 1, 2011

# ? Jan 1, 2011 05:12

a milk crime: Jun 30, 2007; Murky Waters
big business man

Lil B posted this (Glassface album art) on his facebook profile (look under Brandon McCartney)

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 1, 2011 15:15

Harminoff: Oct 24, 2005; ð½

Purely amazing covers. It kind of makes me sad that everything is digital now and I can't have a wall of lil b cd covers. That would be worth the $12 per cd alone.

# ? Jan 2, 2011 03:51

AKP: Oct 17, 2007; by XyloJW

guys.....guys..i fakd lil b's bitch

AKP fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 24, 2014

# ? Jan 2, 2011 07:16

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

red flame never die

# ? Jan 3, 2011 04:57

AKP: Oct 17, 2007; by XyloJW

lil b's bitch??ya i fakd her lol

AKP fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 24, 2014

# ? Jan 3, 2011 06:23

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

you didn't even wash your hands

a shameful chef

# ? Jan 3, 2011 06:32

AKP: Oct 17, 2007; by XyloJW

sHUT UP STEVE

AKP fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 24, 2014

# ? Jan 3, 2011 09:18

Harminoff: Oct 24, 2005; ð½

Look who got on mtv today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDke3KMXLBQ

Harminoff fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jan 4, 2011

# ? Jan 4, 2011 05:23

Angryhead: Apr 4, 2009; Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro

And in better quality :v:

http://www.vbs.tv/blog/lil-b-the-based-god-on-vgte

# ? Jan 5, 2011 21:57

jsun: Jun 23, 2004; I've brought you some cake and wine

Anyone go to the Lil B concert in NY yesterday? It sounds like it was pretty insane.

http://www.thesource.com/articles/40400/The-Cult-Of-B:-The-Lil-B-NYC-Experience

# ? Jan 14, 2011 20:33

Brett824: Mar 30, 2009; I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream

jsun posted:

Anyone go to the Lil B concert in NY yesterday? It sounds like it was pretty insane.

http://www.thesource.com/articles/40400/The-Cult-Of-B:-The-Lil-B-NYC-Experience

One of my bros was there and he said it was a total sausagefest, there was like an hour delay because of some issue, and Lil B didn't do anything funny at all, just "serious" and "depressing" songs.

Overall he had a good time though.

# ? Jan 14, 2011 21:14

Mike_V: Jul 31, 2004; 3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Brett824 posted:

One of my bros was there and he said it was a total sausagefest, there was like an hour delay because of some issue, and Lil B didn't do anything funny at all, just "serious" and "depressing" songs.

Overall he had a good time though.

Sounds like he likes Lil B for the wrong reasons then. Does he want a minstrel show or something?

My friend went and said it was an awesome experience. Dude stuck around to sign anything that was handed to him and then some dickhead threw a bottle at him and he got on stage and told them to cut the music and started talking about how he is a martyr for positivity and that everyone should keep positive.

# ? Jan 14, 2011 21:39

NeuroticErotica: Sep 9, 2003; Perform sex? Uh uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you...

Here's video, looks like a really fun time

http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2011/01/topic/topic/videos/video-lil-b-performs-another-sould-out-show-in-nyc/

edit: He did "Free Lil Wayne" despite Wayne being out for like two months now. How can you not love that?

NeuroticErotica fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jan 14, 2011

# ? Jan 14, 2011 23:01

Jam2: Jan 15, 2008; With Energy For Mayhem

That looks like an amazing time. I need to go to one of these shows.

# ? Jan 15, 2011 03:18

jsun: Jun 23, 2004; I've brought you some cake and wine

Just found a set of pictures from the concert.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/crookrobbins/sets/72157625823919848/

# ? Jan 15, 2011 04:09

NeuroticErotica: Sep 9, 2003; Perform sex? Uh uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you...

Bitch Mob out in full force! Swaggin' and Chefin'

Lil B needs more shows!

# ? Jan 15, 2011 04:19

act five: Jul 13, 2007; the industry is a fagfest, rappers wearin they boxers backwards for easy access

Brett824 posted:

One of my bros was there and he said it was a total sausagefest, there was like an hour delay because of some issue, and Lil B didn't do anything funny at all, just "serious" and "depressing" songs.

Overall he had a good time though.

This was not true at all. Show was swagged the gently caress out.

Unless traxx like Violate That Bitch and Look Like Jesus are "serious and depressing." They're very serious and very rare, but far from depressing.

Moluca or whatever the gently caress was absolutely horrible tho

act five fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Jan 18, 2011

# ? Jan 18, 2011 08:45

Harminoff: Oct 24, 2005; ð½

Angels Exodus drops and not a single post in here. I am disappointed in you guys.

Buy this poo poo http://www.amalgamdigital.com/albums/details/1309 I'm just a few tracks in but it's really good. Album of the year.

Harminoff fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 19, 2011

# ? Jan 19, 2011 05:12

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

Angels Exodus loving owns. Haters need to cop this poo poo, it's focused as gently caress.

# ? Jan 19, 2011 17:47

Mike_V: Jul 31, 2004; 3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Angels Exodus is the real deal.

# ? Jan 19, 2011 21:10

reichsten: Jan 13, 2010

Mike_V posted:

Angels Exodus is the real deal.

Yeah this is definitely his best all-around release. Every song is polished, the whole thing is really well done, loving this poo poo right now

# ? Jan 19, 2011 22:54

jsun: Jun 23, 2004; I've brought you some cake and wine

Listening to Angel's Exodus got me feeling extra based. Money well spent.

Also, guess who's performing at Coachella.

http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2011/01/kanye-nas-lauryn-hill-to-play-coachella-festival/

# ? Jan 20, 2011 01:35

Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

The Fader interview posted earlier was surprising. Didn't expect B to be cool like that. Anyways that Bonafied Hustler track is awesome, real awesome.

# ? Jan 20, 2011 02:29