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Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
forums alchemy (poo poo to golden manbabies)

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Kineology

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
unified theory of e/n

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
modern postmodern posting

Never Scroll
Aug 15, 2008

rotor posted:

z0rs lemma

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

rotor posted:

z0rs lemma

wanna pump that lemma

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
thread necromancy

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Trig Discipline posted:

thread necromancy

lol what kind of poo poo school did you go to

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Necrotic Threads: Care And Treatment

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

lol what kind of poo poo school did you go to

yoswarts school of postcraft and forums wizardry

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
threads got forums mrsa

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

yoswarts school of postcraft and forums wizardry

its me

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
Feline Veterinary Studies

honkwins
Jun 24, 2011

a high-protein meat alternative

Trig Discipline posted:

yoswarts

full of pus and blood

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

yoswarts school of postcraft and forums wizardry

im the professor of poo poo potions

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

Harry Potter should count as sci-fi because then we can talk about that, and I've finally just got around to reading/finishing that series and watching the movies and it was rad as hell, I can see why everyone was going apeshit over it like ...a decade ago or whatever.

anyway post what house you'd be in i'd be in house passnpuff lol

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

FEMA summer camp posted:

Harry Potter should count as sci-fi because then we can talk about that, and I've finally just got around to reading/finishing that series and watching the movies and it was rad as hell, I can see why everyone was going apeshit over it like ...a decade ago or whatever.

anyway post what house you'd be in i'd be in house passnpuff lol

harry potter is heteronormative masturbation material for the patriarchy

Never Scroll
Aug 15, 2008

Kirk posted:

harry potter is heteronormative masturbation material for the patriarchy

I wish there was a little more "material" iykwim

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
there isnt enough material in the world to cover your surface area

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

FEMA summer camp posted:

Harry Potter should count as sci-fi because then we can talk about that, and I've finally just got around to reading/finishing that series and watching the movies and it was rad as hell, I can see why everyone was going apeshit over it like ...a decade ago or whatever.

anyway post what house you'd be in i'd be in house passnpuff lol

haha yeah lemme go get stoned and read soft fantasy for tweens gently caress yeah bro

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

rotor posted:

the ideal gas chamber laws

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

Kirk posted:

harry potter is heteronormative masturbation material for the patriarchy

harry potter is for faggots

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

ray guns: ok
wands: not ok
klingons: ok
werewolves not ok
ansibles: ok
palantirs: not ok
speeder bikes: ok
broomsticks: not ok
replicators: ok
conjurations: not ok
biological zombies: ok
spooky zombie: not ok
androids: ok
golems: not ok

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
I want to sperg the gently caress out about Harry Potter and how it cribbed badly from generations worth of much better children's literature but I'm on medication now.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

quote:

I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.
                          /

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

pseudorandom name posted:

ray guns: ok
wands: not ok
klingons: ok
werewolves not ok
ansibles: ok
palantirs: not ok
speeder bikes: ok
broomsticks: not ok
replicators: ok
conjurations: not ok
biological zombies: ok
spooky zombie: not ok
androids: ok
golems: not ok

this, but unironically

Heresiarch posted:

I want to sperg the gently caress out about Harry Potter

god, i remember how matt drudge would play some clip of rowling talking about how she would never sell out and let there be harry potter-themed happy meals or such, because those things are bad for children, and once it finished he'd start ranting about the "dirt- and earwax-flavored" jellybeans that were official harry potter licensed merchandise and next to the cash registers at every bookstore

i miss his radio show so much, it was like having pure hilarity delivered by amplitude modulation every sunday night. you could practically taste the aspergers

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

pseudorandom name posted:

biological zombies: ok
spooky zombie: not ok

i'm actually not fond of zombies at all, they really don't do anything for me

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

pseudorandom name posted:

biological zombies: ok
spooky zombie: not ok

If you mean the Borg, stop watching anything about the Borg after Decent.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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HP storyline was fun and the movies were well done and they hit three grand slams in a row with the three main actors, the movies aged right along with the principal audience and they didn't stretch it too much, though i think the hallows split was kind of unnecessary. if you get disproportionately butthurt @ HP you are probably not much fun to be around

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

the Harry Potter series really suffers from George Lucas syndrome. Rowling needs to be heavily edited to be good. after the books became a huge success no one dared edit her anymore and that's why the last book was 400 pages of the Worst Camping Vacation Ever.

HP is fun, but in now way good books.

if you can't enjoy a good story even if it was written for a younger audience, you are probably still an awkward teen at heart.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

FEMA summer camp posted:

anyway post what house you'd be in i'd be in house passnpuff lol

house skynyryn

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINZ0R

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Jonny 290 posted:

if you get disproportionately butthurt @ HP you are probably not much fun to be around

I'm not angry that it's poo poo. I just think it's poo poo.

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
that's because you're mad about it

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Kirk posted:

harry potter is heteronormative masturbation material for the patriarchy

you say this like it's a bad thing

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
harry potter was pretty cool considering that I read/watched it from about ten years above its target demo

movie 3 is the best

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

haveblue posted:

harry potter was pretty cool considering that I read/watched it from about ten years above its target demo

brony logic

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
why/how is this thread still open and active

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

graph posted:

why/how is this thread still open and active

trekkie spergs

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LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

haveblue posted:

harry potter was pretty cool considering that I read/watched it from about ten years above its target demo

movie 3 is the best

Movie 3 was directed by Alfonso Cuarón and we've already said in the thread that he owns.

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