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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

UltraRed posted:

What was the argument with Beth?

I assume they're talking about the stupid blowup about that "intimate" picture she took with her co-host on that dumb show she does. It was ridiculous.

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

UltraRed posted:

What was the argument with Beth?

Beth is getting uncomfortably close with her incredibly attractive, younger male coworker for 12 to 16 hours a day, so passive aggressive Howard brought KOAB on the air to yell at her on his behalf.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
The only half-way funny part with the porn star interview was when Howard asked her who she was banging:

Howard: "Are you banging Rick Santorum?"
Her: "No, I don't bang actors."

Other than that, what a completely worthless segment.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Sand Monster posted:

Beth is getting uncomfortably close with her incredibly attractive, younger male coworker for 12 to 16 hours a day, so passive aggressive Howard brought KOAB on the air to yell at her on his behalf.

passive-agressive?

So you'd be okay with that?



KOAB owns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBCq-Z08OEs


you wanna be!





edit; and it's not about being insecure, it's about how she behaves in those situations. Bitch was trippin yo.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Qaz Kwaz posted:

The new Stern AGT commercial was great. I'm pumped.

Link? Nothing on the AGT website, as far as I can find.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
The more I don't agree with KOAB's views on women, the more I feel better about myself.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
While at work today I noticed that our office bathroom has Moen faucets.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Brocktoon posted:

While at work today I noticed that our office bathroom has Moen faucets.

I'm renting a lovely old house and everything sucks... and my faucets is Moen.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I was trying to find that gif of KOAB saying "LOUIS VUITTON, NIGGA" because I think that says all you need to say when it comes to KOAB.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

All of the faucets in my condo are Moen. 30 year old cheap contractor wholesale faucets that you see in 90% of the houses in the area, built as cheaply as possible. They still work brilliantly.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

KKKLIP ART posted:

I was trying to find that gif of KOAB saying "LOUIS VUITTON, NIGGA" because I think that says all you need to say when it comes to KOAB.

It's like 2-3 pages back at the top.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FogHelmut posted:

All of the faucets in my condo are Moen. 30 year old cheap contractor wholesale faucets that you see in 90% of the houses in the area, built as cheaply as possible. They still work brilliantly.

It's surprising that KOAB would like something that was cheap, yet lasted a long time and worked well. He seems to be obsessed with appearances, but maybe he's smarter than we realize.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

prefect posted:

It's surprising that KOAB would like something that was cheap, yet lasted a long time and worked well. He seems to be obsessed with appearances, but maybe he's smarter than we realize.

Actually it's more like Moen sells a wide variety of faucets and some salesman convinced him to buy the most expensive one and sold him on it being the best out there.

I can go to Moen's website right now and find a bunch of $800-1100 faucets at the high end and some $75-100 faucets at the low end. After a certain point of usage you're just paying for aesthetics.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Mar 28, 2012

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I happen to know for a fact that Big Black has cheap-rear end American Standard faucets.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

prefect posted:

KOAB ... maybe he's smarter than we realize.

He has about as much of a chance at being smarter as Eric the Extra has at being taller.

I love that Eric is so mad about being called midget, but we can all call him butterball still. Him trying to explain why he wasn't a midget because if you took his arms off and put them on a child, they would be medically proportioned for that child.

Poor, hateful, little guy.

Moen is a lovely/common brand, isn't that the entire point of why it is funny he thinks that? King just thinks he is rich and fancy, buying his swap meet knock offs with his parent's money.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Moen is a common brand, but it's still a good brand. Kohler is another common bathroom brand, but it's still top quality goods.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

UltraRed posted:

Moen is a common brand, but it's still a good brand. Kohler is another common bathroom brand, but it's still top quality goods.

That said, he's bragging about being able to buy stuff nearly everybody has. It's like being proud to own a brand new Ford Focus.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
He lives in Queens, he's probably never been to a Home Depot since the subway doesn't go there and he probably just got sold a line on some MOEN faucets by his shady contractor, and to King whatever costs the most is the best.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Ether Frenzy posted:

He lives in Queens, he's probably never been to a Home Depot since the subway doesn't go there and he probably just got sold a line on some MOEN faucets by his shady contractor, and to King whatever costs the most is the best.

Even with that said, I can't walk through the faucets area of Home Depot without shouting, "My faucets is Moen!"

My wife does it too.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Howerd Stern Show Megathread : MOENCHAT

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


chiz posted:

Howerd Stern Show Megathread : MOENCHAT

Nick and Artie appears to be on break. It's all we have

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Nick and Artie appears to be on break. It's all we have

I was catching up with the show recently and that whole schpiel about Howard popping his fathers blackheads made me incredibly nauseous. I fast forwarded and he was still talking about it like a half hour later.

It had to have been the most vile and creepy thing I have ever heard, anywhere in regards to anything.

I think I hate Howard for doing it and moreso for loving recounting it. I may just check out now, gently caress.

Performula
Apr 7, 2009
I gotta say that was a pretty entertaining interview with Maddow today. I was looking forward to that one.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Nick and Artie appears to be on break. It's all we have

Hey.. uhhh Nick? This is Artie.

Listen... I'm not feeling good. I'm sick. So I'll be out.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Nick and Artie appears to be on break. It's all we have

It was oddly refreshing that they act like humans and mentioned several times last week that they would be off.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

FogHelmut posted:

It was oddly refreshing that they act like humans and mentioned several times last week that they would be off.

I liked how Howard attempted to defuse the backlash to being out next week by saying, "I'm not going on vacation, I'll be working another job all week!".

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
I also love the bullshit line Gary throws out when someone calls them out on The Wrap Up Show:

"You don't see television shows telling you when they'll be off, so why do we need to?"

Possibly because you have a more intimate connection with your audience who is used to a daily live show and it's just common courtesy to let them know if you'll be off for the next week?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

musclecoder posted:

I also love the bullshit line Gary throws out when someone calls them out on The Wrap Up Show:

"You don't see television shows telling you when they'll be off, so why do we need to?"

Possibly because you have a more intimate connection with your audience who is used to a daily live show and it's just common courtesy to let them know if you'll be off for the next week?

Actually he's wrong. Plenty of shows will announce "In two weeks" during previews of the next episode and then there are usually commercials with "[show] returns April 5th at 8pm!"

Good luck with that producer job once Howard finally quits in 2 years.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Someone's got to call in to Nick and Artie and tell Artie to bring back the guy who laughs at everything.

At least just that Art, one of the funniest things you ever did.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

chiz posted:

Someone's got to call in to Nick and Artie and tell Artie to bring back the guy who laughs at everything.

At least just that Art, one of the funniest things you ever did.

You ever see the movie The Shaggy DA? Get this, its about a dog that talks and is a loving lawyer! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

MrMidnight fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Mar 29, 2012

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
"Get this, it's a baby.....that TALKS!! BABIES DON'T TALK!!!"

"and he's real sarchastic"


AAAAAAAHHHHHaaaaaaaaa


here's a youtewb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=2sowWEWH09g

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

chiz posted:

"Get this, it's a baby.....that TALKS!! BABIES DON'T TALK!!!"

"and he's real sarchastic"


AAAAAAAHHHHHaaaaaaaaa


here's a youtewb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=2sowWEWH09g

So that's how they got the idea for Allen Gregory

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Bonzo posted:

So that's how they got the idea for Allen Gregory

who's that?

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

chiz posted:

who's that?

That was the Jonah Hill cartoon that failed miserably.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

That said, he's bragging about being able to buy stuff nearly everybody has. It's like being proud to own a brand new Ford Focus.

I plan on buying a Ford Focus, and I'll be proud if I want to :crossarms:

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Tuned into the intern show 'cause Medicated Pete was supposed to be on and got on in time to catch Steve yell at an intern. Good stuff. Kinda got away from Stern over the past 2 years or so, but I listened every day this week.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Bonzo posted:

Actually he's wrong. Plenty of shows will announce "In two weeks" during previews of the next episode and then there are usually commercials with "[show] returns April 5th at 8pm!"

Good luck with that producer job once Howard finally quits in 2 years.

In fact, most shows use it to boost their ratings since it promises some more added tension. But we all know Howard doesn't need that anymore. That said, Gary is probably going to be one of those guys on late night TV selling onion slicers and payday loans while being constantly promoted as 'the legendary Baba Booey from the Howard Stern show.' With a little luck, maybe he'll get a syndicated talk show dealing with pregnancy tests and hitting hicks with metal folding chairs.

UltraRed posted:

I plan on buying a Ford Focus, and I'll be proud if I want to :crossarms:

Yeah, but it's not like you're pretending it's a Ferrari because you're obsessed with wealth being a test for actual worth or importance either.

COUNTIN THE BILLIES
Jan 8, 2006

by Ion Helmet
Isn't KOAB a garbage man?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


COUNTIN THE BILLIES posted:

Isn't KOAB a garbage man?

Dirty job worker smells dirty feet

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

He was a garbage man and then got promoted to street sweeper. King got most of his money from his wealthy father.

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