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Flameingblack posted:

Steve the Turtle is a wrestling fan who eventually started working with CHIKARA, seemingly because he was always at the shows and put up wrestlers all the time. In the Wrestling Road Diaries he was outed to have a foot fetish, and bought a lady grappler some stockings for her birthday.

Saturyne is a rookie who's really impressive with her flippy poo poo. Apparently she's from Mexico or India somewhere. (She's not from the US and English wasn't her first language, I hear)

The Batiri, are weird, gross, sleezy guys who don't seem to like women or DM Punk very much. Their feed is a constant stream of and

bobkatt013 posted:

Way to be a dick

Lone Rogue posted:

I would have completely believed he was an idiot who didn't know better.

Suben posted:

I've assumed Saturyne is Dominican.

And yeah, the Batiri come off as kind of nasty and not in a "haha" way but in an "idiots trying way too hard to be edgy but kind of failing" way.

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

HHH=Pukepukepuke is a good line.

Jelq Swagger posted:

(hunter makes me puck)

bobkatt013 posted:

Way to be a dick

Perry Normal posted:

Counterpoint - the Craiglist ad they took out advertising that they'd be selling the Colony's skulls after their match at King of Trios.

But, yeah, they do seem to be trying too hard most of the time.

Jack Krauser posted:

So creepy.

Save Russian Jews posted:

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fart blood posted:

CM Punk is gloriously telling anti-gay people on twitter to do horrible things to themselves.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Punk is spending the morning apologizing for telling homophobes to kill themselves.

CM Punk posted:

I'll start by being the better man and once again, apologize for my harsh reaction to your opinion of homosexuals making you "sick" @ezeekay

Scott Steiner posted:

Way to build for the next PPV,where is their accountability

And himself book themselves in 12-13 segments in thursdays show and they are 10 yrs older than me

Bitchoff said in an interview i needed to step aside for the younger guys yet pritchard,hogan

Booking himself on the show,and of course thursdays show also had horrible ratings....Really..is anybody surprised

These assholes are so out of touch and dont have a clue,nobody cares about bitchoff but he keeps

Porto-o-john when that show did a horrible rating and it was suppose to be bitchoffs last show

How can the 3 idiots justify starting thursdays show with the replay of bitchoff getting thrown into the

Lamuella posted:

my friend Mike is a former pro wrestler and spectacularly gay. After reading Punk's tweets last night, he was seriously contemplating proposing to him.

Lone Rogue posted:

That's the wrong way to go.

Mick Foley posted:

Yeah @luciferbruise , I've been in touch with @MarcMaron about doing his podcast this summer. Marc and I actually go way back.

Marc Maron posted:

@realMickFoley @luciferbruise We're going to make it happen!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Gonzo McFee posted:

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

This reminds me! Did anything ever come of Colt Cabana and Marc Maron doing a show or something?

Tommy Dreamer posted:

I wondered why my TIVO recorded Terror Tract until I saw Buff Bagwell get knifed by a monkey now I know why. Not a good movie however

smashpro1 posted:

Tommy Dreamer

I wondered why my TIVO recorded Terror Tract until I saw Buff Bagwell get knifed by a monkey now I know why. Not a good movie however

@ScottSteiner posted:

Testifies under oath that he and his wife go to the Gold Club and pick up a stripper and take her

[Deleted since posting] To a hotel,he watches his wife have lesbian sex with the stripper and then he joins them,but the best

But the best part is reading his testimony and you can see what a weasle he is

Also in reading his testimony you find out the only way he gets caught is he gave the stripper a

Bullshit tip,and she gets pissed goes back to the Gold Club tells her boss what he tipped her

He then goes into the register and gives her a bigger tip.......BUSTED..if he would have just gave her a

Good tip her boss wouldnt have gone into the register,the FBI was watching all transactions

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Awesome update on Bitchoff. In reverse order for clarity.

DMPunk posted:

Holy crap. The Batiri blocked me on Twitter. Amazing.

DMPunk posted:

Holy crap. The Batiri blocked me on Twitter. Amazing.

Flameingblack posted:

How did you manage to get a group of people that talks about eating baby fetuses to block you?

The Batiri posted:

@moose_bigelow We don't take threats, insults, or bullying ...Bullies get blocked...Don't be like Dave Mascara ...be a star, like the Batiri

Flameingblack posted:

How did you manage to get a group of people that talks about eating baby fetuses to block you?

Jay 2K Winger posted:

He has a creepy obsession with Sara Del Rey that matches, nay, surpasses that of the Batiri, and they feel threatened.