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Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp
So what do you guys think of political correctness?

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Kalos posted:

So what do you guys think of political correctness?

I think you mean, "What do you guys and gals think of political correctness?"

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Cup of Hemlock posted:

I think you mean, "What do you guys and gals think of political correctness?"

Bigender privilege, much?

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Breetai posted:

Bigender privilege, much?

As a ninth dimensional hyperqueer, I object to your use of the biased and triggering term gender, which, much like race, is a social construct.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Ambiguatron posted:

As a ninth dimensional hyperqueer, I object to your use of the biased and triggering term gender, which, much like race, is a social construct.

Maybe it is in YOUR society you imperialistic anthropicist. And stop lording your extra dimensions; one of my headmates is a flatlanderkin.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Maremidon posted:

Statements like "all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies suck" and "James Cameron has always been a horrible director" are not entirely different from statements like "we have always been at war with Eastasia" and "We have always been at war with Eurasia"
What? Eurasia have been are allies since the very beginning of the war!

gently caress off Goldstein.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
I don't understand the previous several posts. Could you please explain in great painstaking detail?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

shipwreck posted:

I don't understand the previous several posts. Could you please explain in great painstaking detail?

You illiterate scrub. How could you not have read Phillip K. Dick's seminal novel A Brave New World?

Or at least seen the movie. I think Ewe Boll directed it but I'm more of a man of letters, myself.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.
Guys, I'm turning here because I don't know where else to go about this. This might sound odd and I think it's okay because we're not blood related but I am really hot for my step sister. For the longest time, I've been debating in my head about how to ask her if we can be more than friends. How do I go about this?

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Why are we opposing so called "sweatshops" when they bring valuable jobs to developing nations and subsistence farmers? If you really cared about poverty, you'd be looking into cutting as much red tape as possible.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

XenophobicAirport posted:

Guys, I'm turning here because I don't know where else to go about this. This might sound odd and I think it's okay because we're not blood related but I am really hot for my step sister. For the longest time, I've been debating in my head about how to ask her if we can be more than friends. How do I go about this?

Hide your phone in the bathroom and have it record her showering.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

Hide your phone in the bathroom and have it record her showering.

Then post in E/N.

The left lane is for passing only!

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

XenophobicAirport posted:

Guys, I'm turning here because I don't know where else to go about this. This might sound odd and I think it's okay because we're not blood related but I am really hot for my step sister. For the longest time, I've been debating in my head about how to ask her if we can be more than friends. How do I go about this?

Get her to watch a really long, sappy movie with you. Make sure you're both really tired, and get her to lean on you. Work your fingers into her panties halfway through the movie. I suggest Titanic.

You may also try composing a poem.

They go for it every time. They're so easily manipulate with their emotions and lack of upper body strength and abstract mathematical skill.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

You illiterate scrub. How could you not have read Phillip K. Dick's seminal novel A Brave New World?

Where can I pirate the audio book? Good authors need to starve or else they just go soft.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

shipwrek posted:

Where can I pirate the audio book?

Audio books are for people who don't know how to read. They are like Novels for Dummies.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Cup of Hemlock posted:

I think you mean, "What do you guys and gals think of political correctness?"

I think you mean "What do you guys and cumsluts think of political correctness?"

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

It's just a joke, sheesh, stop trying to censor me.

ETA: How many genders ARE there now, anyway?

Gay Abortions has a new favorite as of 00:54 on Jun 8, 2012

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
2.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

You illiterate scrub. How could you not have read Phillip K. Dick's seminal novel A Brave New World?

Or at least seen the movie. I think Ewe Boll directed it but I'm more of a man of letters, myself.

Pfff. Unless they make an anime out of it, I ain't watching.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I don't vote.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
You probably shouldn't be allowed to, unless you pass some kind of test and show your identification.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

All the candidates are exactly the same anyway.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Cup of Hemlock posted:

All the candidates are exactly the same anyway.

If by "all the same" you mean "all Reptilians."

:tinfoil:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Hipsters.

trash lord
Feb 1, 2012

Hey, bros.
Hey, folks! Which Let's Player's voice do you think is the hottest?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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nosebro posted:

Hey, folks! Which Let's Player's voice do you think is the hottest?

All of them. All of them are. That's why I write fanfics about them.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

nosebro posted:

Hey, folks! Which Let's Player's voice do you think is the hottest?

DarkSyde Phil

Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008
Being fat has zero health consequences and fat people are oppressed.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Bandit Queen posted:

Being fat has zero health consequences and fat people are oppressed.

You have no idea how long it took to find a doctor who would look past my weight and actually address the reas source of my health issues.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Breetai posted:

You have no idea how long it took to find a doctor who would look past my weight and actually address the reas source of my health issues.

"After extensive testing, I have come to the conclusion that your problems don't stem from the fact that you're horribly overweight and have blood vessels like a coffee straw, but rather from an excess of adipose tissue :v:"

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
You think being fat is hard? Try being skinny. Everybody hates you. Seriously, I hear so much bullshit. People just assume I hate fat people because I'm thin. I always hear things like "oh it must be your metabolism, must be nice." Well, no...I actually eat healthy and exercise. It's not magic. Other times it's "how do you stay so thiiiiiiiin?" Put down the twinkies, hambeast. Other times people just assume I'm anorexic. Apparently weighing 160 at 6' is now "too thin."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ToxicSlurpee posted:

You think being fat is hard? Try being skinny. Everybody hates you. Seriously, I hear so much bullshit. People just assume I hate fat people because I'm thin. I always hear things like "oh it must be your metabolism, must be nice." Well, no...I actually eat healthy and exercise. It's not magic. Other times it's "how do you stay so thiiiiiiiin?" Put down the twinkies, hambeast. Other times people just assume I'm anorexic. Apparently weighing 160 at 6' is now "too thin."


People who feel the need to comment on my breasts. Yes! They are rather large. They probably look quite a bit larger than they actually are due to the fact that I am basically a gnome. However, this does not mean that commenting on their size is something I appreciate. Who the gently caress does this? Why is this acceptable? You don't loving comment on poo poo like that! That's creepy as all gently caress. The most enraging part of this is that they always say the same thing before hand.

"Not that I'm looking, but..."

Yes. Yes you are. If you're commenting, you're looking. What the gently caress is wrong with you? And why are there so many people who think this is socially acceptable? You don't walk up to some dude with a huge crotch bulge and say "Not that I'm looking, but your dong is monstrous!". I'm both enraged and really loving confused. WHO DOES THIS AAAARRRRG

:forkbomb:

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

"Not that I'm looking, but your dong is monstrous!"

Actually some guys get this all the time. :smug:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

People who feel the need to comment on my breasts. Yes! They are rather large. They probably look quite a bit larger than they actually are due to the fact that I am basically a gnome. However, this does not mean that commenting on their size is something I appreciate. Who the gently caress does this? Why is this acceptable? You don't loving comment on poo poo like that! That's creepy as all gently caress. The most enraging part of this is that they always say the same thing before hand.

"Not that I'm looking, but..."

Yes. Yes you are. If you're commenting, you're looking. What the gently caress is wrong with you? And why are there so many people who think this is socially acceptable? You don't walk up to some dude with a huge crotch bulge and say "Not that I'm looking, but your dong is monstrous!". I'm both enraged and really loving confused. WHO DOES THIS AAAARRRRG

:forkbomb:

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was a little...distracted.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

People who feel the need to comment on my breasts. Yes! They are rather large. They probably look quite a bit larger than they actually are due to the fact that I am basically a gnome. However, this does not mean that commenting on their size is something I appreciate. Who the gently caress does this? Why is this acceptable? You don't loving comment on poo poo like that! That's creepy as all gently caress. The most enraging part of this is that they always say the same thing before hand.

"Not that I'm looking, but..."

Yes. Yes you are. If you're commenting, you're looking. What the gently caress is wrong with you? And why are there so many people who think this is socially acceptable? You don't walk up to some dude with a huge crotch bulge and say "Not that I'm looking, but your dong is monstrous!". I'm both enraged and really loving confused. WHO DOES THIS AAAARRRRG

:forkbomb:

This never would have happened if you'd had a gun.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

This never would have happened if you'd had a gun.

There is no valid reason for anyone but a policeman or soldier to own a handgun.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

There is no valid reason for anyone but a policeman or soldier to own a handgun.

There is no valid reason for any woman to have breasts larger than A cups. All breasts larger than that should be reduced.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Sagebrush posted:

There is no valid reason for anyone but a policeman or soldier to own a handgun.

There is no valid reason for pigs and killers to exist.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

My family used to own slaves so it's ok for me to say "friend of the family". It's a cultural thing.

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Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There is no valid reason for any woman to have breasts larger than A cups. All breasts larger than that should be reduced.

"Sucking on them" is a perfectly valid reason.

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