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Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
Makes me miss my slant 6 aspen wagon

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1993-Nissan-Skyline-GTST-QUICK-SALE-W0QQAdIdZ388746061

quote:

This might sound to good to be true but all i need is 1500 dollars for my new car and i just dont care haha
Selling a nissan skyline R33 gtst aftermarket exaust and intake and front mount intercooler.
2 new racing seats aftermarket gauge cluster
2 10 inch kickers cvr subs

1500 BUCKS 1ST COME 1 SERVE!!!!!!!!
$1500 for a wreck that probably has a lien from a loansharking outfit.

Still, might be worth checking out if someone in Calgary has nothing better to do.

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Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
So much going on with this one, insane price, rims, 146HP car for experienced drivers only.



http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/3079626657.html

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't need anymore cars but I'll be damned if this isn't begging me to buy it

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/3124456064.html

1991 Mazda B2600i, ext. cab - $1700 (Wabash)

quote:

1991 Mazda B2600i extended cab pickup.

5 speed manual transmission.
Air conditioning.
Bed liner.
CD player.

Truck has 230,000 miles on it but entire truck was re-built at 192,000 miles including new interior.
Truck has no rust. Runs good, gets between 25 and 30 mpg. Have original
rims with good tires on them also.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Voltage posted:

So much going on with this one, insane price, rims, 146HP car for experienced drivers only.



http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/3079626657.html

THIS IS NOT A GOOD FIRST CAR

Shin-chan
Aug 1, 2008

To be a man you must have honor...
...honor and a penis!
Keyed, needs paint:

1999 Land Rover



CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

:stare:

I wonder if it has an... erm, freshly detailed interior?

:stare:

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Hah, I didn't notice the bullet holes in the windshield at first...

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

rscott posted:

Hah, I didn't notice the bullet holes in the windshield at first...

I didn't either, but I saw a bunch of glass on the inside and thought "wait, was there a window brok--- HOLY poo poo"

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I have no words. :911:

SweetJuicyTaco
Jun 17, 2007
sour cream on my beef
Those look more like pickaxe holes, too large for a bullet unless someone shot that car with a 20 mm.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

SweetJuicyTaco posted:

Those look more like pickaxe holes, too large for a bullet unless someone shot that car with a 20 mm.

Sounds like it's AI story time.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Terrible Robot posted:

I have no words. :911:



Shiiiiiiii.... where is this?

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Tennessee Tri-Cities, so Bristol/Kingsport/Johnson City area. If I had $350 I'd actually consider buying it, something broken in me wants a Disco-Nova.

1st Edition ADandD
Aug 31, 2009
Okay, a lovely airburshed van conversion is a lovely airbrushed van conversion, but read the whole ad and see whether your brain bleeds before your eyes. New shooks AND bracks!

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1978-Chevrolet-G20-Van-Minivan-W0QQAdIdZ392090603

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

1st Edition ADandD posted:

Okay, a lovely airburshed van conversion is a lovely airbrushed van conversion, but read the whole ad and see whether your brain bleeds before your eyes. New shooks AND bracks!

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1978-Chevrolet-G20-Van-Minivan-W0QQAdIdZ392090603





Holy poo poo

:whatup:

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

1st Edition ADandD posted:

Okay, a lovely airburshed van conversion is a lovely airbrushed van conversion, but read the whole ad and see whether your brain bleeds before your eyes. New shooks AND bracks!

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1978-Chevrolet-G20-Van-Minivan-W0QQAdIdZ392090603



The ad seems to have disappeared now, but someone was advertising a BMW 540i with "new breaks and routers". Wonder if he's got DD-WRT54g up in that bitch.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

Leroy Diplowski posted:

Makes me miss my slant 6 aspen wagon



That is pretty sick. The price is nice and the flat black rat look cant go wrong with those a bodys. Im all about 70's Mopar. I had a 73 swinger with the 318 and 4bbl, that was a fun little peice of poo poo.

One of these days im going to throw one of the easy to find 440-727 RV motor combos into a dart or some b body.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/search/pta?query=440+727&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
I believe this is the single worst car ever offered in this thread.

http://imgur.com/8hX8A

http://cornwall.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1984-Chrysler-Lebaron-woody-Convertible-W0QQAdIdZ358143119

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Wrong. I'd drive that in a heartbeat.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Rhyno posted:

Wrong. I'd drive that in a heartbeat.

Ditto. I don't think I'd pay $4,500 for the privilege of doing so, but I'd drive the hell out of it.

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

When I was shopping for my first car way back in 1996 :3: I saw one of these for sale in Auto Trader for $400. An '84 I think? Anyway, I was all like "OMG I HAVE $400!!" :haw: but then my parents (mom, really) pulled some "my house, my rules" bullshit and said no convertibles. :colbert: I ended up with a Lincoln Continental instead. :sigh: I guess in retrospect it would have probably been a pretty terrible first car for someone who'd never done any sort of car work and knew almost nobody personally who did. Still would have been a billion times better than the '85 V12 XJS coupe or the '82 928 I looked at. :doh:

Now, $400 I'd do (especially back then) but $4500? Hell no.

Kolta
Apr 13, 2009

Single worst? Don't think so. Would I drive it? Yeah. Would I pay 4.5K? gently caress no.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
i think K cars are litterally made of plastic from the unibody on up. maybe even the cylinder heads.

At the very least there is zero percent wood material involved in any 1980s domestic exterior paneling. Of course we all know that.
the door panels however are probably still from the cardboard with velour layered on top, so that counts as some wood i guess. also the part you staple into for the soft top is made of compressed fiberboard stuff.

ok, its a woody.

Raw_Beef fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Jul 10, 2012

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

quote:

It has the Mark Cross leather interior,digital dash is operational and still speaks,very dependable and cheap on gas.

Ahahaha, wait what? How the gently caress did I miss this the first time around? Off to Youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYGYUtv18Gg

:awesomelon: A DOOR IS AJAR
:j: Oh...sorry, let me fix that!
:awesomelon: THANK YOU

This car kicks all of the rear end. All of it.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Black88GTA posted:

Ahahaha, wait what? How the gently caress did I miss this the first time around? Off to Youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYGYUtv18Gg

:awesomelon: A DOOR IS AJAR
:j: Oh...sorry, let me fix that!
:awesomelon: THANK YOU

This car kicks all of the rear end. All of it.

My folks had a Chrysler Laser when I was a teenager, and it did the speaky-talky thing. I thought it was the best thing ever. Even better was pressing the System Check button while Mom was driving (which cycled through all of the possible voice alerts) and watching her flip her poo poo thinking everything on the car just suddenly broke.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jul 10, 2012

Kolta
Apr 13, 2009

Black88GTA posted:

Ahahaha, wait what? How the gently caress did I miss this the first time around? Off to Youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYGYUtv18Gg

:awesomelon: A DOOR IS AJAR
:j: Oh...sorry, let me fix that!
:awesomelon: THANK YOU

This car kicks all of the rear end. All of it.

Wait what... it loving talks? :wth:

I must have one, just because.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

Kolta posted:

Wait what... it loving talks? :wth:

I must have one, just because.

Everyone should drive an old new yorker or lebaron with its retarded voice alert system. Its like onstar but just a pre-programed sound instead of maybe useful in some odd random circumstance.

The door is not a jar, bitch.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The first time I heard about cars talking (outside of Knight Rider, that is) was here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJua9RsajGU

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Kolta posted:

Wait what... it loving talks? :wth:

I must have one, just because.

Yeah, here's another example of things it might say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFdvJwl8T8&t=00m30s

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
What you see is what you get.
Well, I spy a big bucket of sadness and regret for the next owner.


http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3116066253.html

As they say, this cars is only $15,000 away from becoming a $10,000 car

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
I see a perfect spot to store that spare LS1 you had laying around

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
K cars are awesome. Haters still gotta hate.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Tai-Pan posted:

What you see is what you get.
Well, I spy a big bucket of sadness and regret for the next owner.


http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3116066253.html

As they say, this cars is only $15,000 away from becoming a $10,000 car

You shut your mouth. I would love a s1 esprit. Yea they have all the fun of any other classic british sports car with the fun of a all fiberglass body, but they are more than awesome enough to make up for all the downsides. It will never be a super valuable car, but who cares thats not the point of cars. Granted I may have a soft spot for them since my dad had a '79 when I was a kid, and I loved riding around in that thing. I am still pissed he sold it before I was old enough to drive it.

koollook124
Jan 15, 2008
http://syracuse.craigslist.org/cto/3130998764.html

In Central New York this is gold.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


poo poo, that's not a bad deal even down here in the Unrust Belt.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
That had to be one of the last years of column shifted 3 speeds.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

No poo poo. I'm actually amazed it is a 3 in the tree.

Unless, the guy means a 3 speed auto... :(

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am an idiot, that is the last American truck with a manual column shifter.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jul 11, 2012

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Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

Negromancer posted:

You shut your mouth. I would love a s1 esprit. Yea they have all the fun of any other classic british sports car with the fun of a all fiberglass body, but they are more than awesome enough to make up for all the downsides. It will never be a super valuable car, but who cares thats not the point of cars. Granted I may have a soft spot for them since my dad had a '79 when I was a kid, and I loved riding around in that thing. I am still pissed he sold it before I was old enough to drive it.

Easy buddy, I love me some S1.
Just not a $3500 one that clearly has been sitting in a field with its windows down for the last 10 years.

You might as well be starting your restoration with a bucket of paper mache and a pile of rust.

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